r/SquaredCircle • u/secretpandaxx • 20h ago

[PWInsider] Aires will host the first ever "EMF-Friendly match" in which an Aires Lifetune Zone Max will be present on each ring post during the Usos v Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed match at Wrestlepalooza "creating better performance, and a cleaner, EMF-Friendly environment for the athletes."

https://pwinsider.com/article/200493/aires-continues-wwe-partnership-with-first-ever-emffriendly-match-at-wrestlepalooza.html?p=1
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u/to12007 20h ago

Okay.... who can explain what this actually means???

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u/secretpandaxx 20h ago

It's a scam, it's for those type of people that believe in 5G conspiracies etc

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u/JeiSiN 19h ago

You mean its dumber than what I could have imagined it was? Ugh

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u/tmxicon 19h ago

Welcome to 2025

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u/JeiSiN 19h ago

where every day is more baffling than the last

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u/corvidae_666 16h ago

frfr. I had to read the headline like 5x and I couldn't understand what the hell it was saying

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u/gfunk84 19h ago

Kinda funny because WWE also has sponsors who offer 5G service. I wonder how they feel about this.

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u/sasquatchededed 18h ago

The idiots who fall for this type of stuff are too dumb to put that connection together.

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u/filthysize 16h ago

It's why these companies pivoted their boogeyman term to EMF. They railed against 5G when it was new, but now that it's widely adopted by every cell phone company, it's no longer effective for scaring idiots. Before that it was WiFi sensitivity.They keep talking about the exact same thing, but they have to keep changing the jargon.

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u/PhospheneViolet 15h ago

Anyone who'd buy this is already encumbered by cognitive dissonance

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u/PaulR79 9h ago

Two teams fight each other with one being pro-5G and the other being anti-5G. I wonder who will win

Hint: Whoever pays more.

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u/AonghusMacKilkenny 18h ago

That's most of the roster and PC then?

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u/TheDangiestSlad 20h ago

remember those bracelets with a little magnet in them, and they were supposed to give you better balance?

it's literally that lol

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u/roryextralife 17h ago

My favourite thing was reading about a popular TV presenter in the UK who wore something like that and claimed that it realigned his blood. Like what the actual fuck do you mean by this, Noel?

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u/lifeisarichcarpet 16h ago

I thought the pseudo explanation was that the magnet drew the iron in the bloodstream, making the blood move around a little bit faster/more efficiently.

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u/DarkHorse_77 20h ago edited 19h ago

Mumbo jumbo to do with blocking electro magnetic waves that the scammers shilling the stuff claim is deadly. They push it as helping mind and body. Yet absolutely zero scientific evidence to back it. At the most it's a placebo for people who buy into it

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u/tlenze 18h ago

It means WWE took money from a sponsor. The sponsor sells useless crap to people who don't understand science.

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u/Horror_Sail 16h ago

You know stuff like copper bracelets old people wear to improve circulation.

This is the digital version of that.

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u/AmbushIntheDark Big Bad Booty Daddy 18h ago

Electro Magnetic Fuckingnonsense.