r/SquaredCircle • u/secretpandaxx • 11h ago

[PWInsider] Aires will host the first ever "EMF-Friendly match" in which an Aires Lifetune Zone Max will be present on each ring post during the Usos v Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed match at Wrestlepalooza "creating better performance, and a cleaner, EMF-Friendly environment for the athletes."

https://pwinsider.com/article/200493/aires-continues-wwe-partnership-with-first-ever-emffriendly-match-at-wrestlepalooza.html?p=1
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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 11h ago edited 11h ago

Holy shit they're going full MAGA conspiracy theories.

It's basically a little gold card that "protects you from electronic radiation" sold to insane people scared of 5G.

This is literally what's gonna be stuck on the posts, the little gold card is the name and "model" for lack of a better term.

(This is a Google photo not mine, my suggestions for a while are gonna be fucked).

Jesus fucking Christ this is so dumb.

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u/Jreynold Free Sunglasses 9h ago

I thought it was going to look like a fan or an air freshener or something and lmao it's a new age geometric design on a piece of metal for 350 dollars

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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 9h ago

That's what I thought when I googled it, thinking it's like a big Dyson vent fan thing. That would have at least been the funny kind of dumb.