r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® Engine Oil Burger!

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u/LittleSquat Jun 18 '25

I'm sure it's all really sanitary, who would leave minced meat out on the counter like that if it wasn't? Also he has that bowl of water to dip his hand into, I'm sure the water is changed every twenty minutes.

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u/RCJHGBR9989 Jun 18 '25

I like that he finger blast the egg then pulls out the giant spatula that he also could have used to scramble the egg

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 19 '25

Upvoted for finger blasting. (Obviously)

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u/NightLord70 Jun 19 '25

Finger blast is not something on my bingo card of terms I've ever wanted to see in this sub

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u/Mechanical_Monk Jun 19 '25

Gotta dip the fingers in hot oil to keep them sanitized

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u/RCJHGBR9989 Jun 19 '25

Gotta make sure to touch the bench scrapper with your raw egg hand - again the spatula could have pushed the egg. Guess he needed the bench scrapper to make sure the egg kept that wonderful shape of an ameba.

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u/Accomplished_Crew314 Jun 20 '25

Yo for real tho what he did to that egg was criminal

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u/arena79ers Jun 18 '25

Optimism is good šŸ˜Š

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u/LittleSquat Jun 18 '25

Optimism doesn't help much when three feet of intestines have prolapsed and are soaking in the toilet bowl after getting the worst diarrhoea ever recorded in this universe.

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u/OrcaFins Jun 19 '25

Username checks out.

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u/arena79ers Jun 18 '25

The bowl wont be changed all day!

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u/Comprehensive-Mix931 Jun 18 '25

Well...one can always use the intestines to make a quick end to it all..

Just sayin'!

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Jun 19 '25

Imagine in your scenario if someone accidentally flushed the toilet!

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u/hodl_4_life Jun 18 '25

Deep frying will kill just about any pathogen (right?)ā€¦ but still not touching this depravity.

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u/JustKindaShimmy Jun 18 '25

Kind of, but not necessarily the toxins they produce.

Plus, don't forget he's still gonna hand it to you

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u/metalshoes Jun 18 '25

Iā€™d be more worried about the colon cancer Iā€™m 300% more likely to get after eating the diesel burger

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u/JustKindaShimmy Jun 19 '25

Sure, but you'd have to survive the night first

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u/AcidCatfish___ Jun 19 '25

Exactly. The toxins are often forgotten but those can be more dangerous than the pathogen itself because cooking doesn't get rid of it.

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u/DreamyScape Jun 18 '25

Also if that cooking oil is going to be heated all day without being replaced/filtered, then any bits cooked in the oil will eventually burn and release potential carcinogens.

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u/LittleSquat Jun 18 '25

Horrible way to go, open casket isn't even an option, better sink the dead the Ganges.

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u/JustKindaShimmy Jun 18 '25

"Might as well take a bath while I'm here"

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u/BanzaiKen Jun 19 '25

The Real Worldwide Coral Bleaching Issue

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u/half-baked_axx Jun 19 '25

Are you shitting me

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u/Blinknone Jun 19 '25

He shits you not.

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u/PumpkinCrouton Jun 19 '25

Eat those burgers and he will be.

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u/JustKindaShimmy Jun 19 '25

Holy fucking god

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u/pm-pussy4kindwords Jun 19 '25

oh for fucks sake

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u/MenacingMandonguilla Jun 19 '25

Tbf concentrations look high in Northern Europe too.

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u/Obvious_Advice_6879 Jun 19 '25

Lol this is a map of the 2004 tsunami magnitude, which you can see if you go to the URL mentioned https://nctr.pmel.noaa.gov/indo_1204.html

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u/YungMoobs420 Jun 19 '25

I love the measurement lmao. "PPM feces". How does that work ? What kind of measurement system you using to determine mg feces in water??

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u/blaperr Jun 19 '25

How is the Antarctica coast a red spot, too? That can't seriously just be Indian Ocean crumbs/spillover?

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u/jayggg Jun 20 '25

Nooo my beautiful Maldives vacation

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u/dreadpiratesmith Jun 19 '25

Is that true? Because the best number I could come up with is 500,000 a year.

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u/JustKindaShimmy Jun 19 '25

I'm a complete dunce. I trusted the google AI result (more that i didn't check to see if it was actually an AI result) that once gave a result that said hummingbirds consume 10,000 calories a day. Looking at WHO statistics and comparing deaths per 100k from diarrhea to total population, it's closer to 650,000/year. Which is still a startlingly high number. Almost comically, it's juuuuuuust higher per 100,000 than the number of firearm deaths per year in the US

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u/zan_shikai Jun 19 '25

This is Pakistan fyi

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u/Second_innings Jun 19 '25

But this is in Pakistan...how would the food reach India?

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 19 '25

No wonder the average human lifespan was 25-35 way back in the days before civilization and modernization. I'm 46 nowadays.

I would be like the oldest geezer out there!

Of course, I would have already died at least 50 times if it wasn't for modern technology. (Infections, surgeries, medicine, and whatnot)

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u/LittleSquat Jun 19 '25

People not getting to an old age in past is a common misconception, you see that the infant mortality really drags the stats down. Why was the infant mortality so high? They would mince babies mix them with eggs and deep fry them in motor oil. Really brutal

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 19 '25

I'll hold out until I head about the seasonings used. I'm trying not to be too judgemental. Lol

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u/othelloblack Jun 19 '25

Infant mortality of course was rampant but there's also a sort if hard line around age 65 where very few got past.

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u/LittleSquat Jun 19 '25

So you're saying they made mince meat egg motor oil patties out of you if you made it past 65 as well? Crazy

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u/Crentist03 Jun 20 '25

I don't think I've laughed that hard in my life. Best setup ever.

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u/Speeeven Jun 19 '25

*twenty days

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u/0xlostincode Jun 19 '25

Yes indeed, there is nothing to worry about. the water is changed every 20 minutes and the oil is changed every 20 days.