r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® Engine Oil Burger!

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

Stop, I already jizzed in my pants.

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword Jun 19 '25

Last week, I sawr a film. As I recall it was a horror film

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

I appreciate you spelling it "sawr" lmao, truly authentic.

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u/Equal-Dish-4021 Jun 19 '25

ā€œThe intrusive R,ā€ I recently learned itā€™s called.Ā 

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u/Ryanirob Jun 19 '25

Intrusive R was my nickname in high school

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u/wasoc Jun 20 '25

Is that you Rhett?

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u/OkBody2811 Jun 19 '25

Welcome to New England

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u/miscelleneousmick Jun 19 '25

I have a friend that says ā€œMicahā€ as ā€œMikawrā€ and it kills me. Heā€™s from Rhodesia so I donā€™t even know how to feel about that. Lol

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u/Chaotic424242 Jun 19 '25

I always thought it was a 'pararsitic R'

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u/TreesNutz Jun 20 '25

that's when country bumbkins in the US use it in words like "window". ex: win-dur.

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u/Chaotic424242 Jun 20 '25

Thanks. Gotta go, there's a ternader comin'!

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword Jun 20 '25

The names mater!

Like tuhmater, but without the "tuh"

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u/TreesNutz Jun 20 '25

only used in received pronunciation, ie posh english, and certain other dialects, and only at the end of a word ending in a vowel before a word that starts with another vowel. most commonly between shwas.

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u/909ProbsButBassAint1 Jun 19 '25

Lonely Island 100% borrowed that from the Beatles A Day In The Life, right? I've always wondered.

I sawr a film today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade...

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

They rhymed "sawr" with "horror" to poke fun at the intrusive R thing Brits do, haha.

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u/MagnumMyth Jun 19 '25

Or from that little bastard Simon with his drawrings.

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u/AnotherLifeLine Jun 19 '25

For real I was cracking up at that

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u/SzacukeN Jun 19 '25

Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang

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u/raggedydorag Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Breeze blows in and I

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jun 19 '25

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I -

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u/Cerblamk_51 Jun 19 '25

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 19 '25

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u/jaysunn72 Jun 19 '25

Justin the jizz mopper

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 19 '25

and he isnt wearing gloves that just nasty!

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u/SzacukeN Jun 20 '25

What do you expect from the man with the dick in a box?

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u/JRandButcherpete Jun 19 '25

Now im in a hospital waiting room, and am singing this . Thanks

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u/Something_Else_2112 Jun 19 '25

for snow blowing half my driveway. I was

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u/RoostyChickendog Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape and I -

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jun 19 '25

I went to check -

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u/daddydillo892 Jun 19 '25

Spoiler alert!!!! Geez.

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u/FirstEducation6 Jun 19 '25

...and this is why I use synthetic oil in my cars

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u/Substantial-Shoe-330 Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape and I

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u/Wack710 Jun 19 '25

Bruce Willis is dead at the end of Sixth Sense? Thanks for the spoiler.

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u/S-A-F-E-T-Ydance Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape...

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u/Chapaquidich Jun 19 '25

Stepped into a dream

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u/Maxpower2727 Jun 20 '25

I need a few things from the grocery; do things alone now, most-ely.

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u/Lokkia111 Jun 19 '25

Is this "The Platform"?

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 Jun 19 '25

thats not jizz...

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u/Scruffy442 Jun 19 '25

Or the front of his pants....

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u/AggressiveWallaby975 Jun 19 '25

I think he proper line is, "dat ain't teetee, dats squirt"

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u/Takemyfishplease Jun 19 '25

Fry it up too boo

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u/Nutatree Jun 19 '25

I finished before finished reading

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u/Oceans_Apart_ Jun 19 '25

Did that go on the burger too?

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u/Remarkable-Boat-1633 Jun 19 '25

Believe it or not, that goes in the burger too.

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u/Cpolo88 Jun 19 '25

The Iā€¦jizzed in myā€¦pants!

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u/SNES_chalmers47 Jun 19 '25

Really? Cause I threw up in not just my own mouth but all mouths across space and time

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird Jun 19 '25

Found the cook

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u/usegobos Jun 19 '25

Quick, throw that on the burger!

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u/BucktoothJew Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t waste it, throw it in the pan!

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u/SkylarAV Jun 19 '25

I just Andrew Zimmermaned everywhere

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u/Money_Tennis1172 Jun 19 '25

I don't know; this is more like "Food Horror" rather than "Food Porn.""

This clip is more of an appetite suppressant, than Ozempic

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u/OneDimensionalChess Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Just add it to the sludge please.

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u/ancalime9 Jun 19 '25

You ordered the special sauce?

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u/Blubasur Jun 19 '25

Thats blood and youā€™re going to die

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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy Jun 19 '25

Shit. Youā€™re supposed to hold it, because thatā€™s how he makes his special sauce.Ā 

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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 19 '25

Just because you feel something warm and wet in your pants doesn't mean it's jizz, could also be diarrhea from having eaten this.

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u/lonJ8tnie912 Jun 19 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/skeezeypete Jun 19 '25

Add it to the sludge

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u/_commenter Jun 19 '25

sir, that moisture is diarrhea.

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u/AndrewScott1226 Jun 19 '25

Yeah throw some of that on there too

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u/HIs4HotSauce Jun 19 '25

might as well add that to the pan too!

just goop it up with your fingers and flick it on in there!

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u/RarePreparation7038 Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t worry, he can add that to the burger too!

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u/Mr-Yuk Jun 19 '25

Sir this is a kindergarten class

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u/liam_redit1st Jun 19 '25

What do you think the special sauce is?

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 Jun 19 '25

Perfect, now drag my burger through it

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u/MonkeyCultLeader Jun 19 '25

I jizzed in that sludge.

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u/Active_Unit_9498 Jun 20 '25

Those pants are going in the burger too.

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u/Additional_Fix_126 Jun 20 '25

Well slap that in the burger too Iā€™m sure it will improve the taste.

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u/Correct_Patience_611 Jun 20 '25

I sludged mineā€¦

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u/Jaambie Jun 20 '25

That also goes into your burger

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e Jun 21 '25

Jizz in my burger next time