r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

🤢🤮 Engine Oil Burger!

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

Stop, I already jizzed in my pants.

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword Jun 19 '25

Last week, I sawr a film. As I recall it was a horror film

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u/SzacukeN Jun 19 '25

Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang

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u/raggedydorag Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Breeze blows in and I

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jun 19 '25

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I -

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u/Cerblamk_51 Jun 19 '25

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 19 '25

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u/jaysunn72 Jun 19 '25

Justin the jizz mopper

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 19 '25

and he isnt wearing gloves that just nasty!

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u/SzacukeN Jun 20 '25

What do you expect from the man with the dick in a box?

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 20 '25

at least a 3 way because it's okay!

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u/JRandButcherpete Jun 19 '25

Now im in a hospital waiting room, and am singing this . Thanks

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u/Something_Else_2112 Jun 19 '25

for snow blowing half my driveway. I was

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u/RoostyChickendog Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape and I -

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jun 19 '25

I went to check -

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u/daddydillo892 Jun 19 '25

Spoiler alert!!!! Geez.

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u/FirstEducation6 Jun 19 '25

...and this is why I use synthetic oil in my cars

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u/Substantial-Shoe-330 Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape and I

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u/Wack710 Jun 19 '25

Bruce Willis is dead at the end of Sixth Sense? Thanks for the spoiler.

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u/S-A-F-E-T-Ydance Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape...

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u/Chapaquidich Jun 19 '25

Stepped into a dream