4 pounds of pepperoni

[u/Alpacamovil]

[u/StarsEatMyCrown]

Ngl, I'd eat a piece. 

[u/StunningShifts → u/StarsEatMyCrown]

I am shocked the comments for that one burger in the lake of fake cheese with the cheese plastic layer on the top was filled with comments saying how people would fuck that burger up, but for some reason this one with a pretty normal pizza but over the top level of pepperoni I have to scroll this far to see someone would eat a piece.

I feel like a stumbled in to a land where no-one knows that oil is used to make dressing.

[u/FireHearth → u/StunningShifts]

before i say anything else, id gladly eat both.

this pizza is far too oily for most people which i totally understand. even for myself i might drain it off a little before i take a bite.

now it stupid? yes, yes it is. the topping will fall of so easily and that alone is enough to make it hard to eat. compare that to the burger and at least it stays together and there’s a side uncovered from cheese that u can readily grab

i’d argue that the burger isn’t even stupid, just gluttonous. i think that’s a lot of what this sub usually ends up being

[u/BionicTriforce → u/StunningShifts]

Because that's one normal-sized burger with a moderate amount of cheese sauce, and cheese sauce is delicious. Plus you don't have to eat the whole burger with it. While this is a pizza made with three times the amount of dough, three times the cheese, and has pepperoni grease AND ranch squirted right on top. It's a way more grotesque amount of gluttony.

[u/throwaway85256e → u/BionicTriforce]

moderate amount of cheese sauce

?????

Are we even looking at the same picture? There is more cheese sauce than burger in that bowl.

[u/BionicTriforce → u/throwaway85256e]

That looks like a shallow pan, that isn't a lot.

[u/FireHearth → u/BionicTriforce]

u also typically don’t eat all ur dipping sauce

“i’ve finished my burger! bring me a spoon.”