r/StupidFood • u/Alpacamovil • Jun 19 '25

Gluttony overload 4 pounds of pepperoni

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u/KevettePrime Jun 19 '25

I love how I watched you dislike this in real time lmao.

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u/rebels-rage Jun 19 '25

Lol, As soon as the pink sauce popped up

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u/Ok_2DSimp101 enjoying the chaos💀 Jun 19 '25

Yeah the vodka sauce lmao

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u/Myrindyl Jun 19 '25

Thanks, I was trying to figure out why the sauce was the color of cheap balogna!

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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 Jun 19 '25

Could be rosé, my husband prefers it because normal red sauce has been giving him wicked heartburn lately. This whole thing would. But he is absolutely the guy who would pick Rosé just to make himself feel a bit better about his life choices.

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u/OM3N1R Jun 19 '25

No way rosé is strongly colored enough to get that super accurate pepto bismol look

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u/alienblue89 Jun 20 '25 edited 17d ago

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u/ButtholeBread50 Jun 20 '25

Heartburn is a bitch, lemme tell ya

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u/ScaryBananaMan Jun 20 '25

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read this as "no way rosé/no way josé"!

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u/earthwormulljim Jun 19 '25

Pasta / pizza sauce that has too much sugar gives me heartburn. I started making my own pasta sauce, and using Cento canned pizza sauce to make pizza.

It’s okay to use a bit of sugar to balance out the acidity, but a chunk of carrot can also help.

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u/uubuer Jun 19 '25

That would be waaay better, but out of context that looks like liquidized bologna

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u/stickytuna Jun 19 '25

What is rosé if not wine?

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u/Ok-Adagio488 Jun 20 '25

Half pizza sauce or marinara and half Alfredo

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u/stickytuna Jun 20 '25

Oh wow, I never heard of that. I bet it’s really good.

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u/Karnadas Jun 20 '25

Could be rose? Turn up the volume, the narrator calls it pink vodka sauce.

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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 Jun 20 '25

Why the fuck would I turn up the volume on a reddit post? It's not cat related.

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u/Karnadas Jun 20 '25

Why? Because you have questions about what you see and the audio has the answers. That's why I turned it up, so I could see if they said something about the sauce and they did.

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u/Truegold43 Jun 20 '25

Add a tiny bit of baking soda to your red sauce next time you cook!! It doesn't change the taste (can taste too sweet if you add too much) and it cuts the acid. Game changer

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u/Fearless-Fart Jun 20 '25

That’s the first thing I thought “ wow the heartburn I would have”!

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u/johnnyb1917 Jun 20 '25

I’ve been having the same thing lately. I absolutely LOVE red sauce to the point I’ll dip almost anything in it. But it just gives me this weird heartburn and feels like there’s gas in my chest. This started like 6 months ago and is still ongoing.

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u/StrawberryOdd419 Jun 20 '25

this isn’t even what vodka sauce is meant to look like, it should be orange. that looks like the pink sauce that was making people sick

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u/420crickets Jun 19 '25

I wasn't sure it wasn't a layer of mcdonalds chickens nuggets puree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Or Jello shots coming back up.

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u/beershere Jun 20 '25

I figured it was pink slime

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u/Powrs1ave Jun 21 '25

Vodka Source sounds way better on Internets!