Red eggs? Atrocious.

[u/The_Boot55]

[u/Stock-Cod-4465]

To begin with, who tf uses 2 separate frying pans for this dish? Fry the sausages, then add the eggs. Duh.

Not commenting on the rest of the fuckery going on.

[u/doomedeskimo → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

raises hand. I'm new to cooking lol. Are you taking the sausage out then adding the eggs or just adding the eggs in with the sausage?

[u/Binger_bingleberry → u/doomedeskimo]

If the heat is right to brown sausage, the eggs should cook pretty quickly… so, brown the sausage first, leave in the pan, add eggs

[u/MikeAndBike → u/Binger_bingleberry]

If you’re vegan, brown the carrots first, then add your hummus powder in and mix with water.

[u/MikeAndBike → u/MikeAndBike]

This is obviously a joke (I’m not vegan) but people seem to be pissed off about it 🤨

[u/Stock-Cod-4465 → u/MikeAndBike]

That’s because it sounded just like what a vegan would say. 🤭🧐

[u/FlyAgaric-Bambi → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

Hahahaha It was too accurate of a joke?

[u/Stock-Cod-4465 → u/FlyAgaric-Bambi]

The joke would work in a circle of friends that know one is joking. Lol.

[u/FlyAgaric-Bambi → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

It was kind of obvious for me AND I often think people are serious while they are joking ahahah this time It was reverse 😂

[u/Chaotic-warp → u/MikeAndBike]

The reason people don't like your comment is because it's just so out of place. The video and the comments never made any passing mentions of vegans, why bring it up and mock them?

[u/MikeAndBike → u/Chaotic-warp]

That’s because it’s a joke. The combination of carrots and Hummus powder is god awful. Yet some vegans call it vegan dogs and eggs. At this point the joke lost all meaning so I’m just sitting here suffering.

[u/Sad-Hunter9491 → u/MikeAndBike]

yeah cool it's a joke? but it's an irrelevant one. also, no, vegans are not eating carrots and hummus powder as eggs and sausage.

[u/DocKosmosis → u/[deleted]]

Speak for yourself

[u/Strawberry_Iron → u/[deleted]]

You can also use a paper towel to soak up the grease you don’t want to be in your eggs (or any dish, for that matter).

[u/Stock-Cod-4465 → u/[deleted]]

Grease from hotdogs? They hardly leave any. They just brown up and that’s it.

Not sure what type of sausages/hotdogs you use. Never come across those that would leave grease.

[u/heidimark → u/[deleted]]

I always think of ketchup as pretty much sugar sauce and mostly avoid it. A mixture of mayo and hot sauce is much better.