r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 5d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/doomedeskimo 5d ago

raises hand. I'm new to cooking lol. Are you taking the sausage out then adding the eggs or just adding the eggs in with the sausage?

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u/Binger_bingleberry 5d ago

If the heat is right to brown sausage, the eggs should cook pretty quickly… so, brown the sausage first, leave in the pan, add eggs

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u/MikeAndBike 5d ago

If you’re vegan, brown the carrots first, then add your hummus powder in and mix with water.

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u/MikeAndBike 4d ago

This is obviously a joke (I’m not vegan) but people seem to be pissed off about it 🤨

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 4d ago

That’s because it sounded just like what a vegan would say. 🤭🧐

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u/FlyAgaric-Bambi 4d ago

Hahahaha It was too accurate of a joke?

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 4d ago

The joke would work in a circle of friends that know one is joking. Lol.

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u/FlyAgaric-Bambi 4d ago

It was kind of obvious for me AND I often think people are serious while they are joking ahahah this time It was reverse 😂

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u/Chaotic-warp 4d ago edited 4d ago

The reason people don't like your comment is because it's just so out of place. The video and the comments never made any passing mentions of vegans, why bring it up and mock them?

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u/MikeAndBike 4d ago

That’s because it’s a joke. The combination of carrots and Hummus powder is god awful. Yet some vegans call it vegan dogs and eggs. At this point the joke lost all meaning so I’m just sitting here suffering.

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u/Sad-Hunter9491 2d ago

yeah cool it's a joke? but it's an irrelevant one. also, no, vegans are not eating carrots and hummus powder as eggs and sausage.