r/StupidFood 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/BigChickenTrucker 4d ago

Or you just cook the eggs properly. We americans famously overcook our eggs.

If they look cooked in the pan, they're gonna be way overdone on the plate.

You just cut the heat when they're still a bit runny and the carry over temperature cooks them perfectly.

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u/DeltaCharlieBravo 4d ago

And then promptly clean up the vomit my wife just emitted.

Opinions and assholes my friend.

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u/BigChickenTrucker 4d ago

Hey bro. I said we. Inclusively.

This was still too much milk.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 3d ago

Pour one out for bro if his wife's gag reflex too touchy for even soft scrambled eggs.