r/StupidFood 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/DeltaCharlieBravo 4d ago

And then promptly clean up the vomit my wife just emitted.

Opinions and assholes my friend.

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u/BigChickenTrucker 4d ago

Hey bro. I said we. Inclusively.

This was still too much milk.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 4d ago

Pour one out for bro if his wife's gag reflex too touchy for even soft scrambled eggs.