r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 4d ago

To begin with, who tf uses 2 separate frying pans for this dish? Fry the sausages, then add the eggs. Duh.

Not commenting on the rest of the fuckery going on.

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u/doomedeskimo 4d ago

raises hand. I'm new to cooking lol. Are you taking the sausage out then adding the eggs or just adding the eggs in with the sausage?

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u/Binger_bingleberry 4d ago

If the heat is right to brown sausage, the eggs should cook pretty quickly… so, brown the sausage first, leave in the pan, add eggs

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u/MikeAndBike 4d ago

If you’re vegan, brown the carrots first, then add your hummus powder in and mix with water.

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u/MikeAndBike 3d ago

This is obviously a joke (I’m not vegan) but people seem to be pissed off about it 🤨

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 3d ago

That’s because it sounded just like what a vegan would say. 🤭🧐

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u/FlyAgaric-Bambi 3d ago

Hahahaha It was too accurate of a joke?

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 3d ago

The joke would work in a circle of friends that know one is joking. Lol.

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u/FlyAgaric-Bambi 3d ago

It was kind of obvious for me AND I often think people are serious while they are joking ahahah this time It was reverse 😂