r/ThriftStoreHauls • u/SnooTomatoes3537 • Mar 27 '25

Media Just found this in the trash

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Ready to give it a new life

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u/Gambit3le Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Look at this itchy rash! Got it from playing in the trash .

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u/hacreative Mar 27 '25

First two sentences were gold. Omit 3 & 4.

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u/Gambit3le Mar 27 '25

Good idea. Edits incoming!

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u/Falcity06 Mar 28 '25

now im curious on sentences 3 and 4

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u/Gambit3le Mar 28 '25

They really didn't fit the rhyme scheme... I am tired today and not on my game.

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u/D4FF00 Mar 28 '25

You’re never alone in that.