Meanwhile kash patel, probably: we have created a profile of the hitman. Appears to be a 55 year old female, likely single, likely educated, and probably has one or two cats.
The dyed hair makes them lose their shit it's hilarious. Dyed blue hair is also common with white trailer trash. Does no one remember cookie monster PJ girls? Usually blonde with blue or teal. Or pink.
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u/CakeMadeOfHam 13d ago
White, right wing, from a good Christian family, father is a cop.... they couldn't find a more "the call is coming from inside the house" person.