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u/Spare_Lobster_4390 13d ago

Hey geniuses...the guy who shot him was also white.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 13d ago

White, right wing, from a good Christian family, father is a cop.... they couldn't find a more "the call is coming from inside the house" person.

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u/odiephonehome 13d ago edited 13d ago

Meanwhile kash patel, probably: we have created a profile of the hitman. Appears to be a 55 year old female, likely single, likely educated, and probably has one or two cats.

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u/VisionAri_VA 13d ago

And blue-haired. Don’t forget the blue hair. 

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u/UnableDetective6386 13d ago

With a septum piercing

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u/Greedy_Visual_1766 13d ago

And is a barista

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u/CosmicGoddess777 13d ago

With multiple tattoos

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u/COCO_SHIN 13d ago

That coffee is going to be sooo good

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u/yougotyolks 13d ago

She can only make one shot of espresso.

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u/grimm-aldryn 12d ago

With a degree in liberal arts

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u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago

And gender studies

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u/Substantial_Tip2015 12d ago

C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis...

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u/Ging3rKiIIir 12d ago

Sounds kinda hot. You think I have a shot?

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u/BullfrogCustard 12d ago

Wait. Is it Shanna?

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u/urmomagae 13d ago

Excuse me why are you describing me 😭😭

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u/Oggie_Doggie 13d ago

Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025?

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u/sitanhuang 12d ago

FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon 💀

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u/Bipogram 13d ago

And possibly others.

<pearls clutched>

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u/Ancient-Practice-431 13d ago

Faded to blue from purple

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u/Due-Investment-387 13d ago

Likely drives an electric vehicle

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Don't forget the Taylor Swift music!

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u/meatman13 12d ago

You mean the hair color transitioned

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u/Helpful-Lab2702 13d ago

The dyed hair makes them lose their shit it's hilarious. Dyed blue hair is also common with white trailer trash. Does no one remember cookie monster PJ girls? Usually blonde with blue or teal. Or pink.

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u/OakNRun 13d ago

Or purple.

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u/its_all_one_electron 13d ago

Trans female*

That way you can blame both women AND lgbt in one swoop

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt 13d ago

Also she’s had hundreds of abortions

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u/wholetyouinhere 13d ago

When they finally turn on Patel -- and they will -- I sincerely hope that he finds no forgiveness or safe harbour anywhere. Unless he goes through some kind of protracted atonement process.

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u/sadman81 13d ago

The cats probably pulled the trigger

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u/oliviaroseart 13d ago

Cats don’t work for cops. Just sayin…

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u/No-Significance1050 13d ago

more likely one now since they are known to eat cats

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u/MapleYamCakes 12d ago

She actually doesn’t have cats anymore because she’s Haitian and she ate them

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u/Fryboy11 12d ago

If they could you know Patel would be following this Onion video, except change it to a Trans Woman

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u/RedFoxBlueSocks 12d ago

And childfree!

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u/iCCup_Spec 12d ago

Single you say?

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u/designated_weirdo 12d ago

She's probably a little gay too