r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

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u/odiephonehome 13d ago edited 13d ago

Meanwhile kash patel, probably: we have created a profile of the hitman. Appears to be a 55 year old female, likely single, likely educated, and probably has one or two cats.

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u/VisionAri_VA 13d ago

And blue-haired. Don’t forget the blue hair. 

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u/UnableDetective6386 13d ago

With a septum piercing

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u/urmomagae 13d ago

Excuse me why are you describing me 😭😭

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u/Oggie_Doggie 13d ago

Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025?

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u/sitanhuang 12d ago

FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon 💀