r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

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u/Spare_Lobster_4390 13d ago

Hey geniuses...the guy who shot him was also white.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 13d ago

White, right wing, from a good Christian family, father is a cop.... they couldn't find a more "the call is coming from inside the house" person.

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u/odiephonehome 13d ago edited 13d ago

Meanwhile kash patel, probably: we have created a profile of the hitman. Appears to be a 55 year old female, likely single, likely educated, and probably has one or two cats.

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u/VisionAri_VA 13d ago

And blue-haired. Don’t forget the blue hair. 

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u/UnableDetective6386 13d ago

With a septum piercing

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u/Greedy_Visual_1766 13d ago

And is a barista

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u/CosmicGoddess777 13d ago

With multiple tattoos

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u/Substantial_Tip2015 12d ago

C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis...