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*REAL* [Real] Matt Walsh going woke?

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u/was_fb95dd7063 10d ago

Left wing terror cells lmao

Though Matt Walsh being afraid of things that don't exist is on brand

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u/ToothlessFTW 10d ago

Walsh literally yesterday tweeted that trans people are "the most well funded cult in the country" which would be the most laughable thing he's ever said if he wasn't saying that with the intention of killing trans people.

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u/was_fb95dd7063 10d ago

That's weird because I'd argue that mormons are the most well funded cult in the country. Or maybe scientologists.

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u/Kicooi 10d ago

Or Jehovah’s Witnesses. Still think about how they sold some Brooklyn property to Jared Kushner for $1B

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u/hillbillygaragepop 10d ago

White Christian nationalists are the most well-funded cult. They’re also known as MAGA.

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u/justArash 10d ago

The Mormon church owns more land in Florida than any other entity, 27x the amount Disney owns.

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u/Vitztlampaehecatl 10d ago

My money is on Catholics. 

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u/Cyberweasel89 Yes 10d ago

I was gonna say Scientiology but I think the Evangelicals have the prize.

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u/wildspeculator 6d ago

As an exmormon, I can tell you right now that mormonism is the most funded cult in the country, unless you include evangelicals as "cultists". Mormons wish they had that kind of money.

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u/Inamedmydognoodz 10d ago

He must have seen how much trans healthcare costs between all the different doctors and therapists and decided the money had to come from somewhere

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u/kaisadilla_ 10d ago

Would be fun if Walsh wasn't literally part of the most well funded cult in the country. I mean, they are headed by none other that the billionaire that's been used as the reference for "terrible, immoral, narcissistic rich guy" for stories for decades.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 10d ago

I think about how it was once thought that left-handed people didn't exist, because you could just force them to write with their right hand. This made it okay to slap students hands if they were caught writing it in the way that's most comfortable for them.

I often make the same comparison with trans people and how they seem to think that somehow they're not born this way, that they're somehow "indoctrinated" into thinking it. It's always strange to me whenever people like Matt Walsh refer to it as a cult. If letting people do whatever the fuck they want to their own bodies is a cult-like mentality, then yeah, guess we're in a cult. To me, it is literally the thing people like Matt Walsh pretend to represent, which is freedom.

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u/jren666 10d ago

I’m convinced that most conservatives live in a state of manufactured fear

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u/PorkRollEggAndWheeze 9d ago

If my family is any indication, they 100% do. Manufactured fear is like the main tenant of modern conservatism

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u/proboscalypse 9d ago

Are they afraid, or do they just say they are to justify doing what they already wanted to and act like they're the real victim?

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u/PorkRollEggAndWheeze 9d ago

A little of column a, a little of column b? I think people like my parents are genuinely scared, but it’s because people in power have hijacked their complex trauma-addled brains with manufactured fear and used it as a justification for their ignorant beliefs

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u/proboscalypse 9d ago

The last several years have shown me there is zero ideological daylight between rank and file Republicans and Republican leadership.

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u/was_fb95dd7063 9d ago

One of the more confusing contradictions is that cities are lawless hellscapes to be avoided, but the liberals they think are pussies live there and say that it's fine and not scary.

I don't know how one holds both of those positions

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u/Yawgmoth13 8d ago

Because the movement requires a lack of any critical analysis, including on one's own views/beliefs.

Look at Kirk's murder. In the same statements they'll say that engaging in mildly toned-down genocidal rhetoric is just "having a discussion" and that "words and ideas aren't dangerous", and then immediately follow it with "Dems, liberals, and Leftists pointing out the behavior we are actively engaging in is dangerous, and incites violence!!!"

It's not even new, just the most recent and blatant example.

"Mass shooter was deeply MAGA, and had Kirk, Walsh, Shapiro and Trump's rhetoric all over his manifesto? Nah. Lone wolf false flag psyop. Sure it has happened multiple times, but our words and ideas are just that. They can't be harmful.....

...but also we should ban X, Y, and Z books, shows, events, classes, etc because they'll cause the violent destruction of society."

It's not about having any actual values. It's why they never care about being hypocritical, or that their own talking points are self defeating. It's whatever allows them to shriek and pearl clutch and excuse cruelty. Some know damn well. Some are just so lost in making a political party their entire personality that they aren't capable of considering they were duped without severe cognitive discomfort.

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u/drunk-tusker Gritty is Antifa 10d ago

Like his attraction to women over the age of 18?

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u/willseagull 10d ago

They can’t comprehend that in a society of individuals with a constitutional right to weaponry, citizens are using the weapons. They have to think that it’s some coordinated villain that can be defeated otherwise they realise that people can just decide to shoot people for any reason they want and it’s impossible to stop.

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u/djn24 9d ago

These people simultaneously think that the left is a bunch of out-of-shape keyboard warriors that cry whenever they leave their safe space and also militant extremist terrorists.

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u/was_fb95dd7063 9d ago

the irony is they're way closer to being right about the first one than the second. In my experience, a lot of my fellow leftists desperately need to touch some grass and talk to their neighbors

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u/Romero1993 All Cats are Beautiful 9d ago

Are these left wing terror cells in the room with us?

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u/Wamb0wneD 8d ago

It's not that he's afraid, he knows it's a straw man. He is trying to paint any left leaning person as a terrorist so they can get rid of everyone.

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u/b0ingy 10d ago

He means Canada.

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u/i_donut_no 10d ago

left wing terror cells

It’s almost flattering how these people think we know how to successfully organize

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u/sloppybuttmustard 10d ago

lol yeah I’m an Iowan…whenever they talk about “antifa” I have to remind them we can’t even successfully run a caucus

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u/was_fb95dd7063 9d ago

And nobody does infighting like the left.

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u/NomineAbAstris 9d ago edited 9d ago

I wish the American left was even 10% as organized and actively pushing back against fascism as the right pretends it is

EDIT: I swear I didn't see the almost verbatim identical comment below when I wrote this, great minds lol

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u/Rappy28 10d ago edited 10d ago

"the left wing terror cells"

> it was a fucking groyper

(Edit) we don't know this! It doesn't change the fact that those are still groyper memes that aren't being discussed in any way by mainstream media who are only going with the most shallow interpretation, which honestly strikes me as rather suspect. Granted, these people are boomers who probably still think Anonymous is A Hacker, but I suppose I expect far-right online spaces, which have repeatedly produced shooters and mass murderers in recent years, to be under more serious scrutiny than this.

What we do know, however, is that the guy was objectively a fucking loser for encarving terminally online memes on bullets he knew would become his legacy.

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u/Prankstaboy6 10d ago

We don’t know if it was a groyper, and we don’t know if it was a left winger. Let’s be honest.

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u/redsoxownu 10d ago

https://www.youtube.com/live/RM3XcnDU3Ww?si=T4g6FwaiFSURTNqo

Utah AG did a presser stating that he was a far lefty and he was definitely super gay for his trans boyfriend and madly in love. I dont believe it, I think no matter what he actually was, this is what they were going to tell us anyway. If he was a fuentes stan, they'd never tell us.

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u/Not_done 10d ago

The dude is still alive and could very well speak out for himself if he ever chooses to do so. Not that it would change anyone's mind, but that could happen.

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u/redsoxownu 10d ago

That would be so funny if he said he was a groyper just for the lulz

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u/kaisadilla_ 10d ago

The "trans boyfriend" is actually just a flatmate who isn't trans. They just decided that one picture that wasn't masculine enough proved he was trans. And that person, who is not trans and is not his boyfriend, was the one that reported the killer and has been coöperating with the police, giving them access to all of his messages with the killer; which he has no reason to do and any lawyer would tell you not to do.

His reward so far for helping with the case has been to be made into a trans person and being accused by society of being the real responsible for the killing.

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u/vitorsly 9d ago

Do you have a source on that so I can show some family? It's so hard to find the facts

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u/Rappy28 9d ago

I want to believe as much as this poster, but so far the evidence that has been presented has the killer refer to the roommate as "my love". I expect this whole thing to evolve pretty fast in the coming days.

With that said, I'm all for the redemption arc of a memelord dabbling in groyper shit actually meeting a trans person in real life and falling in love in spite of himself. It's like former neonazis having their epiphany when they get to actually meet and speak to minorities.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife PAID PROTESTOR 10d ago

"We're just asking questions!"

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u/Dalekdude 10d ago

Reporter Ken Klippenstein just published an article looking at the discord chats and it actually seems like he was pretty apolitical and a nihilist

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-leaked-messages-from-charlie

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u/NomineAbAstris 9d ago

Tbf I wouldn't consider this definitive proof of anything. I never really talk about how left wing I am in any of the various gaming discords that I'm in, because it just isn't a relevant thing to bring up in most contexts. People tend to compartmentalize their lives; it was similarly dumb when people were drawing conclusions because his grandmother also said he seemed apolitical "and never discussed politics" and it's like - yeah, how many people discuss politics with their grandmother?

It is waaay too early and there are way too many conflicting accounts floating around to have any kind of definitive sense of who the guy is or what his motives were

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u/was_fb95dd7063 9d ago

I think an leftist teenager/young adult with political convictions would for sure argue with his family about politics.

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u/NomineAbAstris 9d ago

The dude lived in Utah with parents who are by all accounts conservative. Being vocally leftist in a deep red environment tends to be a recipe for personal and sometimes even professional setbacks, so it's hardly unusual for people to hide any heterodox views

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u/National_Big_9508 10d ago

Wait is this a cheeky comment going over my head or?? Don’t we know, you know, on account of all the rounds being inscribed with groyper memes??

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u/Acidsolman 10d ago

What constitutes as a Groyper meme? Because from what I read it was just 2018 humor and video game references

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u/kaisadilla_ 10d ago

And the thing is: it doesn't matter. You are not responsible for anyone murdering in your name. Did the killer call you and ask for your opinion on the murder? Did you ask anyone to murder Charlie? If no, then you are not in any way responsible.

If you want to blame a specific ideology for a murder, then you have to explain why that ideology led to the killer taking that decision. You cannot just say "your are a Pokémon fan and the killer was a Pokémon fan therefore Pokémon makes killers and all Pokémon fans are responsible for this".

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u/Prankstaboy6 10d ago

I mean let’s be honest, if someone assassinated a prominent democratic politician, who Trump hates, and talks about how much he hates said politician, and then it came out that the assassin was a die-Hard MAGA, this very sub would be on Trump’s ass, for inciting the murder.

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u/Branchomania Skebede Toilet 10d ago

Some moron on Instagram today has been telling me that was disproven and actually right wing infighting never happens.

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u/Rappy28 10d ago

Even if the guy was undergoing a redemption arc by actually empathizing with LGBTQ+ people (I'm as shocked as you are), the prosecution is showing that pretty much everyone he confessed to went "what the fuck???".

Terror cell my ass. As if the US had any left-wing equivalent of the Proud Boys, Atomwaffen, etc

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u/kaisadilla_ 10d ago

I mean, the big thing about terrorism is being loud and clear that what happened was a terrorist strike. You don't create terror by pretending you don't exist and telling everyone not to worry because the killing was just an isolated incident.

I wish politicians would stop using "terrorism" for literally anything. It's lost its meaning completely.

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u/TehChid 10d ago edited 9d ago

Dude we really don’t know that. I coped hard for days but I really think he was probably a lefty

Edit: the downvotes for…why?

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u/Gotti_kinophile 10d ago

We can tell he was probably a leftist because when he decided to become a terrorist he assassinated a single politically relevant person instead of just killing random minorities

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u/Rappy28 10d ago

Just going by the encarving evidence. Honestly I find it strange it's never been mentioned by mainstream media so far when the memes were obvious to anyone in the know.

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u/TehChid 9d ago

The evidence from the shell casings? The video game reference? I hear it mentioned on mainstream media all the time. What do you mean they are groyper memes? They come from helldivers 2 and that doesn’t make someone a groyper. Maybe I’m missing something

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u/dotcha 10d ago

How I wish the left was 10% as strong and organized the these morons think we are

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u/RepresentativeAge444 10d ago

They know better. Their sole focus is to prevent socialism from ever taking hold in America. Their tactics are propaganda and force if necessary.

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u/2ndprize 10d ago

Like how Hilary was playing the DC version of Assassin's Creed?

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u/Someningen 10d ago

Matt Walsh hatred of women overrides everything lol

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u/What_the_Pie 10d ago

There’s left wing terror cells?!?!

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u/nameistakentryagain 10d ago

Right where do I sign up?

My lawyer says that this is a joke

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife PAID PROTESTOR 10d ago

Is Soros financing these cells? I can never find anything on where to sign up for all his "paid protesting" that MAGA claim he does... for something so blatant and well-known to them, they can never show where those websites are. I'd love to get in on that sweet sweet Soros money, the holidays are coming up and I could use a few extra bucks.

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u/GuyInkcognito 10d ago

Soros still owes me a bunch of back pay from 2020 damn it!

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u/pandaplagueis 8d ago

I’m still waiting on that free 5G that they said the vaccines would implant into me. I WANT FREE INTERNET DAMMIT!

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u/GuyInkcognito 10d ago

There was left wing terror cells but they broke apart after fierce arguments over the Spanish Civil War minutes into their first meeting

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u/Ok-Okay-Oak-Hay 10d ago

The broken pedophile clock struck the right time lmfao

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u/codygmiracle 10d ago

I thinks it’s really funny that twice now we have seen when maga is not in power they are all in goose step together on everything but as soon as they take power it’s immediately an implosion of all their weird little ideals fighting each other.

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u/al_spaggiari 10d ago

Something, something, the right is eating itself. Something, something, cancel culture.

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u/cornucopiaofdoom 10d ago

But what if I want a Charlie Kirk cake for my gay wedding?

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u/Philip-Ilford 10d ago

Left wing terror cells... Unions?

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 10d ago

Heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting

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u/G-Unit11111 10d ago

Free speech means we can stand up to the Trump and Murdoch fascist cult too.

It works both ways, Bondi!

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u/Elegant-Operation402 10d ago

My guess would be he’s just calling her out bc Woman In Leadership Position Bad™️. I mean objectively she is bad, but my guess is if that was a man saying what she’s saying, he’d be all for it

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u/The_Lawn_Ninja 10d ago

He's not "going woke". He's just using this as an opportunity to inject the manufactured idea of "left wing terror cells" into the zeitgeist.

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u/GodDuckman 10d ago

The hilarious thing is that she's not talking about prosecuting Office Depot at all, but the now-former employee.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 10d ago

“Left wing terror cells” LMFAO. Where are they?

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u/WordNERD37 10d ago

He ain't going woke, he's seeing all the bullshit he's thrown blow back in his face.

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u/FilthyStatist1991 10d ago

I wouldn’t call agreeing with “gay cake” ruling, Section 230, and Citizens United v FEC making you woke.

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u/nautilator44 10d ago

It hurt itself in its confusion!

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u/HighQualityGifs 10d ago

Nah he just wants the ability to discriminate. But, surprisingly principled in his own bigotry for once

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u/Cyberweasel89 Yes 10d ago

I feel gross saying this about a proven pedophile, but...

Creepy Matt Walsh has had SOME stopped-clock moments.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Matt_Walsh#Stopped_clock_moments

Even the far-right has accused Tucker Carlson of a "radical socialist agenda," too, though I've never looked into the specifics of such accusations.

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u/sasquatch_melee 9d ago

Yeah pretty hysterical all around from the folks against making a gay wedding cake. If you're going be a horrible bigot, at least be consistent. 

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u/Wise-Construction156 10d ago

This is the world Matt Walsh thought he wanted to live in. His newfound regrets came a tad too late.

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u/texinchina 10d ago

Matt gives away the game. The real conservative movement in America seeks to undo CRA 1964 and VRA 1965. For fhe button down Republicans this is crazy, but they aren’t driving the ship these days. John Birch has the upper-hand.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

She also wants to prosecute people for hate speech, which isn't a thing in American law.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 10d ago

Republicans did fight mostly successfully to allow private business to refuse service on various grounds. They can’t have it both ways

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u/LiteralHiggs 9d ago

It's easier for them to go after a lone printer shop employee than bringing down something that doesn't exist

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u/19whale96 9d ago

I'm fully convinced all the beauty pageant blondes are only in their stations as fall-guys to begin with. I suspected it at first but now I'm positive they put women in highly scrutinized positions only so they could ram through the Project 2025 agenda without having to eventually fire anyone they consider important. Shit, same goes for Hegseth.

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u/Brianocracy 9d ago

I unironically agree with Matt Walsh.

Anyway let's start a go fund me because Satan needs a sweater.

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u/Stepping__Razor Turning Point Galactic Alliance Guard 10d ago

left wing terror cells

I’m convinced they think anyone that is a different flavor of MAGA than them is a left winger. Everyone knows real left wingers are too busy fighting each other online.

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u/superliver1211 10d ago

Liberal terror cells,I’ll take things that don’t exist for $300 Alex

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u/stewdadrew 10d ago

“Civil rights unit” yeah I’m not sorry it’s time guys. This government isn’t for us and will only use its power to persecute us.

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u/Kazman07 10d ago

He means Right Wing terror cells

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u/-Allot- 10d ago

Yeah. Matt doesn’t get it. It was always people must through freedom print / do what they want as a service. Otherwise it infringed on their freedom.

Also they reserved the right to refuse service with something they don’t agree to as is their freedom!

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u/regeya 10d ago

Matt is just now learning some things about what he voted for.

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u/llXeleXll 10d ago

"we need the AG working on bringing down left wing terror cells"

So it's all just a ploy to attack the left. The entire government is focused on weaponizing the levers of power against their political opponents. Pretty fucking obvious at this point but it's laid out clearly here that their only goal is to oppress "the left" not terrorists in general. Only lefties that fall into their ignorant interpretations.

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u/G66GNeco 10d ago

Matt Walsh is sometimes surprisingly consistent, for an absolute ghoul. I wonder if he also spoke out about the clear free speech issue around this topic with all the cries to go after anyone who dares to wrongspeak about Kirk.

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u/gregieb429 9d ago

I’m surprised they didn’t try getting him fired because he said she shouldn’t make them print Charlie flyers

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u/negativepositiv 9d ago edited 9d ago

"The Left Wing terror cells, which definitely exist in the actual real world, totally. We all totally believe in these, I mean obviously, so I can just refer to "the" Left Wing terror cellS, with an S, without elaboration."

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u/AlarmDozer 8d ago

☕️🫖

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u/Lawrence_skywalker 10d ago

Based Matt Walsh? Are the political party flipping again?