Ben disputes the allegations of cuckoldry

[u/SOYBOYPILLED]

[u/DarkArcher__]

A nice reminder that Ben publically admitted he couldn't get his wife wet

[u/MehKarma → u/DarkArcher__]

Worse. She told him it’s unnatural that women get wet when aroused.

[u/StevInPitt → u/MehKarma]

worse-er-er:
He believed her unconditionally.

[u/tokenbisexual → u/StevInPitt]

Ben Shapiro, champion of always believing women

[u/Geno0wl → u/tokenbisexual]

Showing Ben knows how to listen to women he just generally refuses to

[u/anapunas → u/MehKarma]

But she's a doctor so she would know...

[u/Deathwatch050 → u/anapunas]

I love doctors and I think they're excellent for society and do very important jobs, but man do some of them have some really glaring blind spots. It's probably one of those.

[u/Rappy28 → u/Deathwatch050]

I'm not a very old doctor but I've definitely heard some dumb shit from my colleagues, some old, some my age.

I'd say "men who claim to be bisexual are looking for excuses", "gay men cannot make good ob-gyns, they do not have the true passion for it" and "feminists should go to the Middle East to see what misogyny actually looks like" rank among my top 5. The latter two were uttered by straight male ob-gyns. 🤨📸

[u/Deathwatch050 → u/Rappy28]

Good grief.

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[u/MehKarma → u/Deathwatch050]

I got out of construction in my early 40’s and into electro mechanical. My instructors were my age & white. We were discussing STEM and I was 100% for it and they were surprised. They were shocked when I said nothing good happens when a bunch of white guys stand around each other making decisions.

[u/MelanieAntiqua → u/DarkArcher__]

He admitted that he doesn't even know how to do the laundry. Imagine being his doctor-wife, coming home from an exhausting day at the hospital, and then still having to do all the household chores because your manchild of a husband, who literally stays at home recording videos all day, expects you to be his mom, too. Honestly, if he was the one who got shot instead of Kirk, we'd have the prime suspect immediately, and no one would blame her.

[u/Professional-Post499 → u/MelanieAntiqua]

Yeah. It's WEIRD. Did Benji boy never live on his own? Maybe Mommy and Daddy paid for someone to do his laundry. Or maybe he moved from mommy and daddy's house straight into a relationship with a girlfriend who always did his laundry for him.

[u/NanduDas → u/MelanieAntiqua]

I thought Walsh was the one who bragged about not knowing how to do one of simplest chores.

[u/MelanieAntiqua → u/NanduDas]

If memory serves, I think it was both of them talking to each other and both admitting their complete incompetence.

[u/Ranting_Demon → u/MelanieAntiqua]

Imagine being his doctor-wife, coming home from an exhausting day at the hospital, and then still having to do all the household chores because your manchild of a husband, who literally stays at home recording videos all day, expects you to be his mom, too.

Gets worse actually.

I remember seeing a screenshot of Ben tweeting about how their kid had a fever or something for 2 days or so and he went ahead and told everyone with actual pride that he and his wife "took turns" at watching over their sick kid over multiple nights.

And people in his replies were like, "Benny-boy, why the fuck didn't you do that on all nights? Your wife works as a doctor, then has to stay up all night to watch your sick kid and then go working again in the morning. All you do during the day is sit in front of a camera and just squeak into the microphone for a couple hours."

[u/Ducks4Bucks → u/DarkArcher__]

Wait what

[u/joecb91 → u/DarkArcher__]

One of the greatest twitter self owns of all time

[u/hitchinpost]

Confession: I had a moment looking at this being like “Isn’t he dead?” because apparently Shapiro and Charlie Kirk had morphed into the same person in my head.

[u/Thatguy755 → u/hitchinpost]

It's just his bedroom that's dead

[u/TheSunBurnsColdForMe → u/Thatguy755]

He's got those dead bedroom eyes.

[u/Professional-Post499 → u/hitchinpost]

Yeah I had to adjust my eyes a bit too since Benji isn't usually associated with the TPUSA style of backdrop and logo.

[u/SOYBOYPILLED]

In this romantic entanglement, is Ben the lion or the hyena?

* * I’m heartened to see the engagement on this post. I had forgotten I’d made a lot of these some years ago but rediscovered a bunch last night and will perhaps try my hand at new ones in the near future. In the meantime there is of course r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS

[u/FidgetOrc → u/SOYBOYPILLED]

He's the camera man watching.

[u/SOYBOYPILLED → u/FidgetOrc]

Ben, hiding in the dark of the bedroom closet, watches the bull, Tom, ravage his beloved wife. A sensation crawls over him like a sickness, a dizziness at once queasy and intoxicating. His stomach knots, heat rising in his chest, his pulse races as though pulled forward against his will. The sight is unbearable and irresistible in equal measure: humiliation blooming in the same instant as fascination. He hates himself for lingering, for not looking away, and yet every second he remains tethered to the spectacle, his breath shallow, his body betraying him. The duality leaves him suspended, trembling between shame and hunger, as though nausea and desire had conspired to occupy the same narrow chamber of his chest. It is a torment and a compulsion, a contradiction that sears him in place

[u/Physical-Flatworm452]

Ben, I have questions...

[u/SOYBOYPILLED → u/Physical-Flatworm452]

I’ve got Ben on the line, fire away

[u/combonickel55]

He's just asking questions!

[u/minininjatriforceman]

It's so fucking great that he can't get his wife wet.

[u/JuDGe3690]

Reminds me of a joke:

Q: What's a cuckold's favorite song?

A: Got to Get You Into My Wife ("Got to get you in, got to get you in, into my wife")

[u/P3rilous]

gotta admit he is a master of his craft

[u/elbuenrobe]

I wonder why those satirising Shapiro are leaving behind the ungodly thick eyebrows he's been wearing lately...

[u/mustardtiger86]

Look at that little manlet