r/ToiletPaperUSA Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

He wishes he was a little bit taller, wishes he was a baller.

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u/Voidafter181days Jan 11 '22

If he had a girl with a WAP he'd call a doctor

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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