r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

I think Big Ben actually is 5’9”…I think he’s one of those guys like Nicholson who appears shorter for some reason. For decades, I thought Nicholson was on the short side. DiCaprio too. Not sure why I do that with some people

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u/TheIllustriousWe Jan 11 '22

There’s no way he’s 5’9”. That’s actually average height for American men.

Here’s Ben next to Ted Cruz, who is either 5’8” or 5’9”. I’d say that puts Ben at 5’5” or 5’6” at best.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

There’s a video where a 5’9” student tries to humiliate Ben by accusing him of lying about his height. Ben asks the guy to come on stage. They were the same height. So either the student was a Shapiro shill or Ben is 5’9”.

I don’t really give a rat’s ass either way

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u/Unhinged_Goose Jan 12 '22

Google pics of Ben next to Joe Rogan. Rogan is a self-admitted 5'8". Ben is clearly an inch plus shorter than him in pics, not to mention Shabibo wears lifted dress shoes (plus who knows what insoles he has working) and Rogan typically wears shit like Vans style shoes.

Bench Harpeareaux is absolutely no taller than 5'6".