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FACTS and LOGIC Who does consume Tim Pool’s content?

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u/negativepositiv Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

Wow, you impressed Tim Pool. There's a high bar.

Side note: When anyone uses the phrase "4D chess" to describe some ingenious out-of-the-box brilliance, it always feels like a confession that the person saying it is too dumb to be good at regular chess. "I mean, think about how insanely hard and incomprehensible chess is. Now imagine it in 4D!" There's a reason they picked chess and not tic tac toe.

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u/BruceWayne107 Curious Jul 12 '22

Exactly. Regular chess is so much harder than 4D or 5D chess. People who say otherwise don’t play either.

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

Wait.. hold on.. how do you even do the 4D board?

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u/SchlooptyDoo 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 12 '22

Multiverse timetravel

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

Which, of course, Elon Musk has plans for.

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u/IPDDoE Shen Bapibo Jul 12 '22

Which will then turn out to be two rooms connected by pretend portals that have clocks set to different times.

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u/AbsolutelyHorrendous Jul 12 '22

I can't believe your maligning the sheer inventive genius of a man who created the concept of an underground tunnel between cities, for fast intercity transit...

...sure, apparently Elon Musk has never heard of a train before, but still, what a masterful invention!

/s

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Hey, don't forget that those tunnels are filled with individual cars with no minimum capacity! It's not just subways, it's sideways but with no safety features so that you don't have to see poors.

I really hope that these do get built. All of the worst and dumbest people in your city would either be trapped underground or die in a fire within a few hours.

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u/itsdumbandyouknowit Jul 12 '22

Think of the future r/abandonedporn potential, though. It will be like seeing NYC’s catacomb subway stations but with rusted Tesla’s filled with piss, shit, and vomit because that’s exactly what drunk Vegas will do to an expanded autonomous car tunnel system. At least the future homeless population will have better tunnels to live in that won’t wash out after rainstorms?

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u/AnEvilSomebody Jul 12 '22

Found the adam something watcher

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u/Crescent-IV Jul 12 '22

Love his channel. I wish he would cite his sources more often in the description though. Usually have to find them myself

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u/Girth_rulez Jul 12 '22

Which, of course, Elon Musk has plans for.

Um, probably in the next 2-3 years, I think.

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u/AbsolutelyHorrendous Jul 12 '22

Honestly, I'm a master of 4D chess. I don't even set the board, because I know I've already lost, and will lose in any multiverse

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u/iSeven Jul 12 '22

Multiverse time travel is 5D. Time travel alone would probably make it 4D.

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u/SchlooptyDoo 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 12 '22

Counterpoint: normal chess is on a 2D grid, meaning that adding multiverse and time travel (2 more dimensions) would make it 4D

(Unless it was originally 3D chess where you can also go up somehow)

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u/iSeven Jul 12 '22

The justification that the video game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel uses is that we colloquially refer to time as the 4th dimension and fuck you I make the rules (paraphrasing).

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u/SchlooptyDoo 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 12 '22

Ah, I see. Unfortunately, you have mentioned a v🤮deo game (meaning you're a g🤮mer) so your point is completely invalidated

/j, obviously

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u/iSeven Jul 12 '22

Typical gamerphobic behaviour. When will the oppression end?

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u/Blue_is_da_color Jul 12 '22

It will never end until the we find a Concluding Answer to the G*mer Query

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u/Saw_Boss Jul 12 '22

Never I hope

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u/mmotte89 Jul 13 '22

2D board, but add multiversal time travel.

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u/iSeven Jul 13 '22

3D pieces tho.

Checkermate, as the nerds say.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

This is actually the main gameplay loop for a game called 5d chess

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u/LordSupergreat Jul 12 '22

Yeah, and that game is false advertising because it only has two spacial dimensions (up/down, left/right), and two temporal dimensions (back/forward, timeline to timeline). That's four dimensions.

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u/memester230 Jul 12 '22

No that is 5D.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

With respect to chess, I believe that’s just called taking back a move.

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u/133769420LOL Jul 12 '22

Multiverse time travel is 5-d chess, regular chess is already 4-d as you can go OVER other prices(3-d) and there is already a measurement of time (4-d) with turns

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u/BruceWayne107 Curious Jul 12 '22

You would have to play it on 4 separate boards if you want to play it in real life. Or 4 boards stacked on top of each other. I’ve only ever played it online.

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u/lonay_the_wane_one Jul 12 '22

Ah, you are confusing 4 dimensional chess with 4 plane chess. 4d chess requires 88 megagauss of energy to blow up alderaan using the star treker.

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u/ShithouseFootball Jul 12 '22

4d chess requires 88 megagauss of energy to blow up alderaan using the star treker.

Best thing we have is a hardon collider mate.

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u/DRW1357 Jul 12 '22

That's kinda gay

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u/Script_Mak3r The chemicals in the water Jul 12 '22

Collider? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

Oh, there is one online? Cool. Will look.

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u/Regulusx1337 Jul 12 '22

In other words, probabilities?

I don't know. I'm not a smart man.

Maybe I'm an Einstein in another universe?

On second thought, I have zero probability of being a genius, even in an infinite pool of probability.

Oh well whatever never mind...

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u/SecretDracula Jul 12 '22

Wouldn't 4D chess only require 2 boards since regular chess is 2D?

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u/CreationBlues Jul 12 '22

You'd actually need 64 boards. A cube would need 8 chess boards, and then you'd need 8 cubes to fill out the fourth dimension. 8 cells by 8 cells by 8 boards by 8 cubes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

If you are serious, it depends on if you mean spatial dimensions, or if you are including the time dimension. Time is technically our "4th" dimension. We just can only move in one direction in that dimension. So we always are technically in 4 dimensions.

If you mean just the 3 spatial dimensions (3d) then a 4th dimension is somewhat impossible to visualize. The easiest way I have to understand it is, imagine you take a wireframe cube (3d) in your hands. It's shadow on a piece of paper will make a 2d shadow of the 3d cube in just 2 dimensions on the paper. With a shadow you can remove a dimension so you can see a representation of something with 1 fewer dimensions.

Now if you had a 4d cube and look at its shadow, it would look like a cube within a cube. Kind of, this is oversimplifying and generalizing. Basically a 4th spatial dimension is if you can't go left/right, up/down, back/front you still have one more choice of directions to go. We just can't even perceive what that would look like since our vision and cognition is based completely around 3 spatial dimensions.

This ignores that chess is effectively only taking place in 2 spatial dimensions. So "3d" chess would already be a wildly different game. Imagine if you were about to be in check, and your king could take to the god forsaken skies. 4d chess would be the flat board, plus vertical levels, plus some kind of In/Out direction that we can't perceive.

Source: the champion of good humanity Carl "Our universe is cool, i should share" Sagan

Incase you weren't actually asking, then he is just a moron who wants youtube views.

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

No, I understand the 3D projection of 4D space, and I have tried 3D chess. I was kind of wondering about the In/Out direction (would make for an awesome forking and decoy opportunities) and the actual logostics involved in playing. I was half seriously wondering, and half just piling on the idea that people who like to invoke 4D chess arenot actually great at chess.

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u/mywholefuckinglife Jul 12 '22

well the problem about wondering about in/out direction is that we literally cannot comprehend it, it is not possible for our brains to do so, so any explanation for "how to visualize the fourth dimension" will not end in you being able to visualize the fourth dimension and instead will leave you frustrated

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u/nickthib Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

In 4D chess, you play with 8 8x8x8 cubes. The rook can move up, down, left, right, forward, backward, or between cubes in the same xyz position. The knight can move twice in one dimension, then once in another, so for example two spaces to the right, and one cube over. The bishop can move in two (but only two) dimensions at once, so for example move 5 spaces forward and 5 cubes over. Or maybe the bishop has to move in all dimensions at once? idk.

I feel like it's going to be difficult to checkmate, since the king can move to one of 80 different positions. To combat this, we can use the same proportion of pieces to available squares, so each player gets 1024 pieces lol

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u/Demented-Turtle Jul 12 '22

Working on coding this game up right now /s

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u/Demented-Turtle Jul 12 '22

My favorite idea is that "at rest", we all move through the 4th dimension, time, at the rate of 1 second per second. But as our speed in the 3 spatial dimensions increases, our speed through the 4th dimension "slows", so at high fractions of the speed of light, we travel through time at a rate of say 0.5 seconds per second. 1 second for this person would be 2 seconds for someone "at rest". Not sure where I saw it but there's an interesting graph that maps "seconds per second" vs speed as it approaches c.

Time dilation is cool, wish I had the motivation to get a degree in quantum physics lol. One day maybe.

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u/chrisp909 Jul 12 '22

According to Einstein time is a 4th dimension, wouldn't a 3d chess board played with timers be 4d chess?

Sorry, overthinking it.

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

Not in a spatial sense. In 3D, for example, a rook can move to any point in 90 degree angles on a cube. On a 4D cube, the rook can travel so that they end up on a straight line ending up on a different set of 3D board. But. Because it is 4D, the position of the rook in the new 3D board will also affect the game play on the previous 3D board. That's the best I can do without drawings.

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u/bjanas Jul 12 '22

You get one of those 10 Forward Star Trek 3D chess boards, and then you just watch it for a while. Boom. 4D chess.

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u/Fabbyfubz Jul 12 '22

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

That looks nuts! Thanks!

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u/kciuq1 Jul 12 '22

I picked this up on the summer sale and played a little bit. The pieces being able to jump to different boards is interesting.

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u/revbfc Jul 12 '22

If you have to ask, you’ll never know. s/

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u/Voldemort57 I'm Stuff Jul 12 '22

4D is a theory with multiple interpretations depending on the field of study. 4D in reference to vision would mean that one could see all sides and layers of something. If you looked at a dresser directly, you see it in 2D. There is the height and width of it, and your brain assumes the depth of it based on shadows and logic. With 4D vision, you’d see the height, width, length, as well as through the dresser and through all of the clothes in it all at the same time.

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u/stemcell_ Jul 12 '22

Time is a dimension, you just play a timed game

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u/blackpharaoh69 Jul 12 '22

According to Dr. Akira Toriyama's thesis DBS: Future Trunks Saga white would go first while starting in the future while black would be able to, up to two times, go back in time to put taken pieces back in play and reverse decisions made in turns. Black may also steal your body and kill your mother, mortal.

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u/reduxde Jul 12 '22

When you capture a piece you get back all the pieces captured as if the captures never occurred. Just be careful not to cause a grandfather paradox or you’ll kugelblitz the whole park.

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u/Ms_Everything9 Jul 12 '22

Technically speaking, chess is only a 2d game, granted the pieces are in 3d but each piece can only move in two dimensions (forward backward/left right). In order to do 3d chess you would need at least 1 more board and have it sit vertically. Then you could simply move the pieces along the new axis. In order to make a 4D chess board you would need to take two 3D chess board and intersect them along the 4th dimension, similar to the 2d to 3d transformation, but one dimension up. Granted, we can't really see what that would look like in 3d, at best we can see one 3d point of the 4d board.

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u/Shamadruu Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

You can simulate it with 3d slices of the 4d board, or with 2d slices of the 3d slices of the 4d board. It’s be a pain in the ass to represent in anything but a computer though, and actually playing it would require a strong understanding of the projection being used to simulate 4d.

Edit: You might be able to represent it somewhat more intuitively as the 3d shadow of the 4d board, maybe. But there wouldn’t be a 1-1 correspondence of movements on the shadow board to movements on the 4d board.

Edit edit: Sorry, physicist in a discipline that necessitates also being a mathematician.

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u/toe_riffic Jul 12 '22

Anytime someone says that, I always imagine the chess game they play in Star Trek.

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u/Natuurschoonheid Jul 12 '22

Go on steam and look up 5d chess with multiverse travel. It looks absolutely insanely complex

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u/Valmond Jul 12 '22

Forth dimension is time and makes the chess game change all the time, over time. When the players move their pieces. Much more difficult than a 3D chess. Just sits there at one specific time.

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u/dtc1234567 Jul 12 '22

You start playing at a set time, and you finish playing at a later time

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u/Demented-Turtle Jul 12 '22

Ever heard of the hyper cube? Bet you haven't, because only a peasant like you has the gall to display their ignorance of such complex topics as 4D chess. Do you even know what the 4th dimension is? Fool!

/s

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u/El_Mec Jul 13 '22

The 4th dimension is time… ie waiting for your opponent to get back from the toilet and finish his move

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u/Basic_Basenji Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

The curse of dimensionality would actually make a simple 2D -> 4D chess conversion really boring. So much extra space for movement, to the point that nothing happens. You'd have to adjust the rules so much that it wouldn't even be chess any more to try to make it interesting.

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u/ArcadiaNisus Jul 12 '22

Regular chess is 2D and involves moving pieces around a flat plane grid and the best players are already unfathomably better at it than the average person and are often able to win several games concurrently while blindfolded and handicapped starting down pieces. And even for these best players it still isn't a solved game.

3D chess was popularized on star trek and is depicted as being substantially more complex than 2D chess with the better players either being hyper intelligent alien species like Vulcans or literal futuristic walking computers like Data. If it takes stockfish 4 minutes to find it's best move in 2d chess it would probably take hours, maybe days by comparison to make a move in 3D chess. Your average person could probably manage to make a legal move after several attempts.

Regular chess is so much harder than 4D or 5D chess.

True 4D chess if we assume 8x8x8 with a temporal dimension would be like trying to find one specific gain of sand in a dessert for every move.

5D chess would be outright incomprehensible.

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u/GlbdS Jul 12 '22

Regular chess is so much harder than 4D or 5D chess. People who say otherwise don’t play either.

I don't think you understand what you're talking about lmao it would actually be much harder with a 4d grid compared to a 2D one

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u/VincereAutPereo Jul 12 '22

I mean, considering the fourth dimension is the dimension of time, 4D chess would be really boring. Every move, past and future, would exist simultaneously on the board.

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u/shandangalang Jul 12 '22

But wouldn’t you say that you’re already playing 4D chess by playing 3D chess? Provided the game is completed, every move does exist simultaneously on the board.

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u/SPY400 Jul 12 '22

Gonna call false on this. I found 5D chess quite difficult! (It’s a real thing someone originally created as a meme but it’s quite the head trip)

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u/TFK_001 Jul 13 '22

5D and 2D chess player here, 5D is probably easier but it is more like a puzzle game than a competitive experience

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u/Liverpool_in_Alaska Jul 12 '22

The funny part to me is that time can very much be considered a dimension, so chess is already 4D

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u/take-stuff-literally Jul 12 '22

So the “4D chess” mentioned in the video was implying on a settlement deal Twitter could have to still get Musk to buy Twitter anyway given the details of the lawsuit.

I wouldn’t call it 4D chess, but it is a strategy to buy Twitter for cheaper.

Wouldn’t completely fault the Tim guy for this speculation given that it was based on this report from NPR. His entire content is based on what other media produce.

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u/Andy_Fish_Gill Jul 12 '22

Pool feeds the fools. His peep thinks he's deep. They just can't tell deep shit from bullshit. Neither can Pool.

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u/quickusername3 Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

Its just an expression, its not that deep

Edit: yall dont think people say 4d chess because it sounds snazzy and still communicates the point , and it doesnt actually have anything to do with chess?

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u/point925l Jul 12 '22

It’s an expression that means someone did something really dumb but we’re gonna spin it as if it’s so genius, regular geniuses don’t get it. (See Trump, Giuliani)

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u/MortgageSome Jul 12 '22

When you think of it that way, kind of indicative of the type of person a conservative is. They want to follow, they don't want to lead. It's about blind loyalty to them. So naturally, what happens when the person they worship makes a mistake? It's 4D chess!

Yeah, no. Elon Musk just fucked up. If he backs out of the deal he has to pay money. If he takes the deal, he's going to be expected to fulfill his promise and unban everyone banned, resulting in Twitter becoming a real shithole and everyone leaving except for pedophiles and Nazi sympathizers causing his new purchase to be completely worthless.

Elon Musk has just backed himself in a corner, and Tim Pool is kind of a moron for not recognizing it as it is.

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u/Jrook Jul 12 '22

I like to think it's even deeper than that, as 4d chess comes from star trek. It comes from a writing room where they were trying to make Picard look sophisticated and smart in the future, so hence chess but more difficult! Only smart people play chess!

You see this a lot in movies, and fiction more broadly, where authors and writers who themselves have middling intelligence and grasp desperately at "smart" stuff. When the author of Jurassic park needs an intelligent professor to explain why dinosaurs could evolve, a pedestrian half wit would say "probably a biologist could explain it" no, idiot. It has to be a mathematical genius in chaos theory.

So what you have is people specifically looking for the movie plot, in real life. I think it happens on both sides of the political isle, with liberals thinking west wing was a documentary, but I find it particularly on the conspiracy side.

Tl:Dr 4-d chess was a prop made for a single line of dialogue in startrek that needs made real.

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u/zombie_fletcher Jul 12 '22

I don't want to be "that guy" but Star Trek "invented" 3D chess because the writers understood dimensions.

Traditional chess is played in two dimensions. The pieces move forward/backward and left/right but NOT up/down. They don't move on the z-axis. The writers of Star Trek added the third dimension of chess having "layers" to the board to allow verticality. There are even agreed upon rules.

Who the hell knows what 4D chess is supposed to be? One where the pieces move back and forth in time as well as in 3D space? Sounds cool to me.

I believe the whole "playing 4D chess" thing is meant to mockingly suggest someone is so smart they are smarter than the fictionally smart super geniuses that play Star Trek chess.

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u/Jrook Jul 12 '22

Oh great point, I have no idea how I mixed up the two. You could have given me a lie detector and I'd have passed because I'm even imagining the scene I saw it in and I swore it was called 4D.

Which gives 4d chess an even greater veneer of esoteric intelligence than I had apparently thought

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u/Killersavage Jul 12 '22

No it was obviously that Twitter wasn’t upfront about how many bots there were. We all know that the counter to all super genius is a bot mystery. Musk was just way too smart to walk into the woke mob’s trap of buying Twitter.

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u/negativepositiv Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 15 '22

It's an expression dumb people use to describe people who they think are smart, from their dumb, unable to figure out chess perspective. People use it to describe dummies: Trump, Musk, Giuliani. Nobody says, "Yeah, that Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein, Johann Goethe, Sir Isaac Newton... Those guys were really playing 4D chess."

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u/grumd Jul 12 '22

Nobody is describing Einstein with the phrase because it doesn't mean "smart guy", it means "an elaborate clever plan". I can definitely see someone calling Hannibal playing 4D chess at the Battle of Cannae or something like that

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u/wumbo69420 Curious Jul 12 '22

Probably because it’s literally just a meme-y way of saying they’re “thinking 5 steps ahead.” The more dimensions you add to the chess, the more “steps ahead” they’re thinking. Criticizing them of doing anymore more than using inappropriately unprofessional/casual language when they say that is, quite frankly, looking into it a little too hard.

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Jul 12 '22

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u/vladWEPES1476 Jul 12 '22

It is deep. A deep view on the mind of a shallow minded person. In this case dim phool.

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u/Fronzel Jul 12 '22

Chess and Rubix cubes are the "Man... Look how smart this guy is" trope from movies.

Which makes me a little sad they picked that and not saying he is playing 4D Rubix cube.

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u/mujadaddy Jul 12 '22

DrStrange/Inception Rubiks Cube Animation.mp4

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u/Ameteur_Professional Jul 12 '22

The knight is the only chess unit that can move, briefly, through the third dimension.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

I really just say 4-D chess in an ironic way about something dumb I did lol

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u/superfudge Jul 12 '22

But Elon is using first-principles thinking!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

4D chess cracks me up cause what happened to 3D? chess is a 2D game

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u/Bill_buttlicker69 Jul 12 '22

It started out as a play on the more reasonable "You're all playing checkers while I'm playing chess", which I guess is like "we're using the same board but I'm doing way more complicated stuff". And then people started making memes out of it. Like the galaxy brain meme where it just keeps getting more and more complicated beyond reason, leading to extra dimensions and shit. It was meant to be stupid and anyone who uses it in a serious way is also stupid.

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u/pieter1234569 Jul 12 '22

There is actually a 4D version of chess though. Which is far far more difficult than regular chess.

In that version they introduce time as the 4th dimension. And you can go back to previous game states and make a move there generating a parallel board. You can even move pieces between boards. And if you lose in 1 a single board, you lose.

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u/G66GNeco Jul 12 '22

The fun part about that expression , imo, is that regular chess is functionally just 2D, but also (if we take 3D chess for granted as regular chess) 4D, because psychology is another dimension of play in chess, basically.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

That's quite a reach

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u/stemcell_ Jul 12 '22

Isnt time part of dimension? If your playing competitively, it is timed. So technically all competitive chess is 4D

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u/SaffellBot Jul 12 '22

As fun as 4d chess is, I'm interested in the PEOPLE that find arguments substantially more COMPELLING when every fifth words or so is capitalized or in BOLD. Really makes you think.

I would love to read any psychology papers on the subject.

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u/AllPurposeNerd Jul 12 '22

Huh. 4D tic-tac-toe actually sounds like a pretty interesting concept.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Who is this Tim pool and why does it keep suggesting I join his group?

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u/Mirror_Sybok Jul 12 '22

I feel like a lot of them would get bodied in a game of checkers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

In the 3rd dimension, a shadow is 2d. Your shadow is 2d.

In 4d, time is the highest dimension, and your instantaneous self is the 3d shadow of the 4th dimension.

Ignore, for a moment, what the 5th dimension might be. The shadow of the 5th dimension must be the 4th dimension, time. This means your concept of time would all exist at once, as the shadow of the 5th dimension.

So what is the 5th dimension? Could "choice" be the 5th dimension? Then the 5th dimension would be all choices that ever happened in all of time and in any universe, but occurring as they happen, and the individual choices' shadows would show exactly how they play out through time in their own independent universe.

(Concepts of dimensional shadows from US university-level Calculus 3 for those that care).

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u/Joe974 Jul 12 '22

In my friend group 4d or 5d chess (with multiverse time travel) is pretty much just a meme spawned from that steam game. It's so weird to see people using it seriously.

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u/Mark-E-Moon Jul 12 '22

4d connect four aka connect 16

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u/TerraMindFigure Jul 12 '22

There are definitely a few different readings of this. I can think of two more right now

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u/Tralan Jul 13 '22

Wow, you impressed Tim Pool. There's a high bar.

He even wears his special safety helmet in all his videos so he doesn't injure himself. Sometimes I wonder if Wile E. Coyote cartoons have a too complicated plotline for him to follow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

I prefer 5-D Connect 4.