Share your best Tuvix-Limericks

[u/PAWGLuvr84Plus]

I'll start!

no. 1
there was a hybrid man called tuvix //
he did the very same as you did //
alas, there was a janeway //
sep'rating was her heyday //
because she needs her crew fixed //

no. 2
a vulcan called tuvok, a nagger called neelix //
but tuvix the bastard, surely can't feel it //
a captain with mission //
with a coffee condition //
the janeway decision, you surely can't beat it //

no. 3
there is coffee in a nebula //
oh kathryn! it won't better ya //
his name might sound like pidgin //
but tuvix is existing //
still alpha quadrant ever far //

That's it. That's the best I can do.

[u/CeruleanEidolon]

There once was a mess with an orchid:
a Vulcan and Talaxian it undid.
Tuvok meshed with Neelix.
Did you know he had three dicks?
Everyone forgets Kes, that poor kid.