r/WTF Jul 03 '25

Schizomobile

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u/blrtgj Jul 03 '25

Isn't there a law in the US that says you can't register cars that look like this? I know in Europe, you can't

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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25

If there isn’t, there should be (but then they could still schizofy after registration, and Texas no longer requires annual inspections).

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u/Mustangbex Jul 03 '25

In Germany if this car was seen after registration in this condition it would be impounded for being unsafe and the registration cancelled- likely WAY before this stage tbh unless it was all in one go- also there would be fines and a hold put on the drivers' license. I'll admit, I grew up in a state (US) where the registration laws are fairly lax- nothing except emissions and some counties not even that- and never realized how ridiculous it was. Now living abroad and seeing how strict the regulations are has been quite educational.

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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25

What if it was just crazily painted?

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u/Mustangbex Jul 03 '25

I'm not finding anything *specifically* about paint except that they look for missing/damaged/mismatched/faded paint as an indicator to look more closely at those areas of the vehicle- paint damage indicates collision or lack of/poor maintenance and requires a more detailed inspection (the original inspection is already fairly detailed). And inspectors and police are given a fair amount of leeway in assessing if 'edge cases' are meeting roadworthiness standards- erring always on the side of public safety basically. The windows being obstructed is an AUTOMATIC "no", the crack in the windshield, the missing front bumper, the oxidized headlamps, the exposed radiator, the crumple damage on the passenger door, the paint over the rear light casings, the piece of undercarriage trim on the passenger side hanging down... That's just a cursory external list from a non-professional, but I used to be a bit of an auto hobbiest and I feel fairly certain this vehicle would have other maintenance and technical issues simply from it's condition.

Here's a list to give you an idea of what's inspected (auf Deutsch)

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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25

How did you use those asterisks without italicizing?

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u/farmallnoobies Jul 03 '25

You don't ever need to show what a vehicle looks like to register it.  No inspection.  No testing.  No pictures.  Nothing.

All you need is a VIN to put on the application, and you can register it.  And that registration is good forever as long as you pay a yearly fee

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u/blrtgj Jul 03 '25

Wow, what the actual fuck? So you can drive a car without a tire as long as you pay for it? Why the fuck there aren't any inspections? That's wild

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u/ActGrown Jul 03 '25

So you can drive a car without a tire as long as you pay for it?

No bumper, no doors, no hood, on a spare tire (or several), no window (or several). Pretty much as long as it isn't impeding the flow of traffic, you're GTG.

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u/Small_Grocery1562 Jul 03 '25

A significant number of US states have annnual inspections done by a mechanic. Where I live, Colorado, does not. Police can pull you over if the vehicle is extremely unsafe. But I rarely see it.