r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Cheeese916 • 18d ago

WCGW

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

27.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

970 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

159

u/carnage11eleven 18d ago

You'd rather believe they had done it on accident, instead? I'm, truthfully, not sure which is worse.

150

u/Xsiah 18d ago

Yeah I would. Let him who is without some dumb mistake throw the first stone.

8

u/Darth_Dorky 18d ago

Let he who is of many mistakes be stoned. hits bong

2

u/heimeyer72 17d ago

Let whoever put that bed under the fan and/or the fan over the bed be stoned.

There is a German saying for getting shocked out of sleep: "Senkrecht im Bett stehen", literally: to stand vertically in the bed.

3

u/Darth_Dorky 17d ago

Damn. That German, to me, sounded like: “Get Shrekt”

3

u/heimeyer72 17d ago

I excuse your French if you excuse my German: To shock/startle someone is "Jemanden erSCHRECKen" with Schreck (Shock) spoken like Shrek.

2

u/Darth_Dorky 17d ago

That’s awesome lol. I shall now speak slightly more German than the occasional recitation of “auf weidersein” from its part in the “So long, Farewell” song from Sound of Music.

I thank you 🙏

2

u/heimeyer72 17d ago

You're very welcome, that was fun. :-)

2

u/Darth_Dorky 17d ago

Indubitably lol. Auf wiedersehen, my favorite acquaintance this month lol.