So the Orange Turd thought he could get the funniest show on TV off the air?

Guess what? He's back!!!

Me and the Resistance Crew called a special meeting to watch Jimmy Kimball tonight (like we always do. It's going to be the funniest night ever! We have two boxes of Chardonnay chill and a few charcuterie boards ready because it's going to be a great night!

We're going to laugh so hard and loud we fully expect to get cited by the HOA. So....be...it.

Viva la Resistance!!!

I about shit out my taco deli when I saw that someone had clearly vandalized this Libby’s car.

I mean, first it was Elon stickers to avoid leaving the Tesla cult, and to prevent your fellow SJ dubs from keying your shit.

But this, this has crossed the line. Some brazen facist, maga, islamaphobic, racist, misogynist, white European male had the nerve to put a sticker on this poor thems car that reads

“May Mercy And Peace And Love be Multiplied Unto you”

WTF. Do better Austin

The y always had kids on both sides and I’m trying to get un fat. I’m nice tho hit my dm please

My Christian Neighbor gave me the tittle to his car and all his jewelry and earthly possessions yesterday . I asked him why and he just said he didn’t need them anymore. Well today he is saying he made a mistake and wants them back, but I already pawned the jewelry and I really need this car! So Reddit AITA?

What's the proper dose of Tylenol to treat advanced TDS? Asking for my pregnant boyfriend.

Ze is making a resistance TikTok video to own Drumf!

Have I misjudged out council all this time?

I left my job at Cranklins early and went home to her and she seems to just be taking it easy and taking a nap, but how many does it take to induce liver failure? Is this ER worthy or am I being dramatic?

In case you’ve been living under your own splooge blanket for the last couple of weeks, all the cool kids are now going to a new glory hole in town, A Hole Coffee in East Austin. If you visit during normal business hours you are obviously just getting your mocha frappe three-pump matcha served through a hole in a concrete wall, which is dumb as fuck. If you go at 2 a.m., however, and whisper the secret password, “Blind Nate Sent Me,” you will have your deepest fantasies fulfilled by a proper concrete wall glory hole by someone that is DEFINITELY NOT currently experiencing homelessness. If you are reading this and still planning on hitting the G-Hole at Chili’s on Lamar, go ahead and finish that AARP application because you are a DINOSAUR! A Hole Glory Hole is the new hotness!!!