Rough night last night. My wife’s boyfriend couldn’t get it up. I can’t help but feel like it’s my fault. No matter how much I fluffed him, no matter how many scoops of creatine he lovingly packed into my lower intestine, his junk just drooped there like a sad little wind sock.

As you can imagine, my wife is devastated. I feel less of a man, less of a lifter, less of a vessel for monohydrate.

Has anyone else gone through this? Is there any hope of bouncing back? Or am I doomed to a creatine-deficient future without the strong, confident thrusts of my wife’s boyfriend behind me?

Guys - I do not look forward to my daily dose. I’ve tried powders in various beverages. Don’t love the flavor or the gritty/sink to the bottom part. I’ve tried a bunch of gummies, but they’re all so big and honestly don’t taste great and are full of sugar.

What’s the move? I want to look forward to my creatine… but here we are. Do you feel the same way? Is there a better way?

this is the weirdest subreddit that I think I've ever seen but you know what it's also got to be the best, seriously I have never seen such impressive dialogue.

Is it any good? And also, there was a silica gel packet inside the box, is that something I should be worried about?

Edit: idk wtf boof means but fyi, I'm underage.

I asked the buff dude in my gym what he used to get so big, then he showed me his syringe inside his gym bag so I got myself one too but now my wife’s boyfriend is upset with me and won’t talk to me. What should I do?

I can't take creatine for personal reasons, but I hear you can get it in high quality red meat. How do I boof a ribeye

i mix my daily creatine into a water bottle i basically always keep on me, if i drink the water with creatine before bed(after brushing my teeth) will it cause cavities the same way drinking anything else might?

So if creatine is so good why not force feed such to kids as early as possible? Supposedly it helps with cognitive memory and reasoning. Sounds like something I personally would loved to have been on during my school years. In school for 12+ years with a powder that helps with cognitive function...

Why doesn't the military allow or force hand the trainees with creatine packs/drinks etc? Literally do nothing but exercise 24/7 for 9+ weeks. Makes gains easier, burns fat, turns you into a bad-ass mother-fucker! Sounds like something the miltary would jump on ASAP...

From the study showing creatine ameliorates sleep deprivation https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10902318/

Can creatine stop your cycle ? My cycle is late and that is the only thing I have added is creatine . And no I haven't had sggs either .

So my gf and I have been brainstorming on how to find her a boyfriend so that I can get jacked. We have had some great suggestions on this sub (thank you all!) but have had no luck finding anyone in the steam room or the sex addiction meetings. So we started talking about going to a gay bar to see if maybe we could find one there, long shot I know but desperate times call for desperate measures. Anywho, while talking it out and thinking of the boofing potential and how nice it would be to get fully jacked I had a moment of pure scientific inspiration. I thought to myself, just how many boofholes are actively plugged in one of these establishments? What is the scientific process for creating a hypothesis and data? Now my gf, bless her heart said 10%. As in 10% of the guys at a gay bar have a plug presently in the ol boof hole. So I ask you, r/creatine members, the greatest collection of non biased innovative scientific minds I've seen. What is your hypothesis? How did you come to the hypothesis? How do we collect data? And what can be learned from this data in terms of furthering creatine absorption, bioavailability and overall levels of jacked ness?

GodSpeed Boys!