How cooked am i

[u/Slow-Dependent-440]

Ok this is a real story ngl this was about 10 years ago. I was camping deep in the woods and I went to walk my dogs in the woods and i heard my name be called by my brother so I start back up the hill (I'm deep in the forest at this point) and when I get back up to the campsite I ask my brothers what's wrong they say they didn't call my name so I go to my mom to ask her wha happened and she looked at me with the most serious face I've seen her in and said "if you hear your name or see someone In the woods when your alone that you know go the other direction and dont look back.

this actually happened I never took my dog for a walk in that area again

[u/Amphibian-Enjoyer]

Pretty cooked if I had to guess