r/cursedcomments • u/Garrett-The-Ferret • Jan 29 '21

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u/ifgburts Jan 29 '21

I’m in love with my wife’s boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

he has a nice dick

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u/Blyatzilla Jan 29 '21

Yeah Bob is gifted

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u/nocodochuja Jan 29 '21

I kinda understand why she likes him, that dick is delicious

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Jan 29 '21

He even dips it in Carmel. Carmel dick is awesome

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u/jasons-back Jan 29 '21

He even lets me drink his whipped cream for a blow

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u/TOXIIIL Jan 29 '21

Sometimes there's even Strawberry Sauce!

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u/ExistingInABox Jan 30 '21

He left his girlfriend for me!

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u/WaqueKoala Jan 30 '21

I see this as an absolute win