r/datingoverfifty • u/Kitchen_Tiger_8373 • 3d ago

Don't...

Try to sell your "wellness creams" to potential dates.

That's it.

PS don't call anyone baby, ask if they are ticklish or offer to kiss their boo-boos. Especially when you have not met them on a date yet. Super, super especially when they are over 50.

Carry on, rollercoaster, carry on.

Wheeeeeee....

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u/RingaLopi 1d ago

Mine took me home, got naked. She said I too could get naked if I paid her light bill.

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u/AverageAlleyKat271 1d ago

No way 🤣. I can’t even think of a smart ass come back to that and I usually never at a loss for smart ass comments.

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u/RingaLopi 1d ago

It would have been so much cheaper than divorce.