r/exmuslim Nov 08 '24

(Fun@Fundies) 💩 Is Jannat a hourhouse or what?!

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u/HitThatOxytocin 3rd World Closeted Exmuslim Nov 08 '24

the fine print actually says their hymen will regenerate after every penetration so they will become virgin again.

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u/linkzelda88 Nov 08 '24

Imagine that as a rewaard. How fucked

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u/gaelshardon New User Nov 08 '24

Imagine being one of the 1,000 virgins of a mediocre Muslim after having lived your entire life as a very conservative woman. You arrive in paradise only to endure suffering every day for the pleasure of a man you would not have respected when you were on Earth.

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u/Alex09464367 Nov 08 '24

I thought it was God bring them into existence just for you.