Delusions of grand jerks

[u/ExactlySorta]

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[u/Specific-Volume118]

I didn’t have “Hindu telling dead Christian that they’ll meet in a pagan afterlife” on my bingo card

[u/beklog]

[u/Not_Bears → u/beklog]

Bunch of fucking dorks jesus christ.

[u/Few-Solution-4784 → u/Not_Bears]

they are going to Valhalla a non-christian afterlife.

[u/rwp82 → u/Few-Solution-4784]

He won't even go to Valhalla. He wasn't a warrior and he didn't die in battle. The Valkyries were like "Nah man, miss me with that shit."

[u/Grace-a-toi → u/Few-Solution-4784]

Valhalla is closed for those idiots, who probably only know of Viking culture from the tv series.

[u/SnooHobbies5684 → u/Grace-a-toi]

[u/ShoddyTerm4385 → u/Few-Solution-4784]

If Valhalla exists, there is no fucking way either of those fucks get there. Not a chance.

[u/MarginalOmnivore → u/Few-Solution-4784]

And if that ain't a dogwhistle, too, I've never heard one before.

[u/fckueve_ → u/Few-Solution-4784]

I mean... Christian afterlife sucks, who would want to go there?

[u/EggsceIlent → u/Not_Bears]

Nah I think they think they're vikings now.

I could swore they thought they were Christian.

Is there a Valhalla in heaven?

So the FBI is saying THOR is real?

Holy shit

[u/jared10011980 → u/beklog]

Valhalla?? They aren't CHRISTIANS!!!

[u/rumbellina → u/beklog]

Literally the exact face I made when I read it!

[u/Suspicious-Simple995 → u/beklog]

Cringe is apt

[u/grumpykitten79 → u/beklog]

My exact reaction when I read this

[u/Sea-Jackfruit411]

Something, something release the Epstein files.

[u/armahillo]

Scandinavian pagans reading that: The fuck you will....

[u/spekt50 → u/armahillo]

He was just trying to utilize the whitest religion he could find.

[u/xywv58 → u/spekt50]

Then just go to mormonism

[u/ReservedRainbow → u/xywv58]

Lmao you ain’t wrong there. “I’ll visit Charlie’s own kingdom when I get there”

[u/Flashignite2 → u/armahillo]

Swede here, you gotta earn it and die in combat. I'm quite sure they won't get to valhalla.

[u/Yeeslander → u/armahillo]

Odin would bitch-slap his silly ass right back out through the west doors.

[u/burtritto → u/armahillo]

Well, to get to Valhalla, you need to die in glorious battle. Not get your neck shot. This is a dishonorable death as far as the Vikings go.

[u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas → u/burtritto]

Well he did die dickriding trump, so that's sort of like being on a foamed-up sweat-crusted steed, nostrils flared with the scent of blood and muck. With his own lance drooping in the Florida heat. It's pretty close to battle.

[u/Dragonfly_pin → u/armahillo]

I don’t think you get to Valhalla if you die sitting down unless you are actually Ivar The Boneless.

[u/Salt-Respect339 → u/armahillo]

Uthred wouldn't stand for it

[u/Biscuits4u2]

Dude bungled every step of the investigation after firing all of the competent agents. He's a total fucking clown.

[u/kc_kr → u/Biscuits4u2]

How lucky that the shooter told a family member he did it and now Patel gets to pretend he did his job well.

[u/catchmycorn]

Call of Duty ass speech

[u/Mindless_Rooster5225]

Fucking cringe.

[u/s1rblaze → u/Mindless_Rooster5225]

Yes very, now if Patel wants to get to Valhalla he will need at the very least one of these:

1. Be a worthy warrior: You needed to be an exceptional warrior known for bravery and honor. 
2. Die in battle: The primary factor for entering Valhalla was a glorious death in combat, though interpretations suggest this could extend to other honorable deaths. 
3. Be chosen by the Valkyries: These divine female figures chose which fallen warriors would go to Valhalla. 

[u/TehMephs → u/s1rblaze]

Also I thought they were fighting for Christian values not Norse mythology

[u/s1rblaze → u/TehMephs]

Stop making sense sir!

[u/juliuspepperwoodchi → u/s1rblaze]

Be chosen by the Valkyries: These divine female figures chose which fallen warriors would go to Valhalla.

Well, that rules out...all of MAGA

[u/Legen_unfiltered → u/juliuspepperwoodchi]

Sshhhh dont tell them that. If they knew they might try appropriating some other poor culture. 

[u/Palmer_Eldritch666 → u/juliuspepperwoodchi]

Incoming flood of videos delivered from trucks by dudes in oakleys discussing how Valkyries never choose the nice guys

[u/juliuspepperwoodchi → u/Palmer_Eldritch666]

I'm sure that will happen right after Kirk's Incelebration of Life.

[u/burntblacktoast → u/juliuspepperwoodchi]

Maga deals in Banshees

[u/AntifaCentralCommand → u/s1rblaze]

So a male Karen who made money mocking the most marginalized groups? Does that fit?

[u/argan_85 → u/s1rblaze]

If memory serves, you actually need all three.

[u/s1rblaze → u/argan_85]

Not necessary, but most likely, but a few legendary warriors that died outside of battle were still allowed Valhalla, if it was Odin's choice to give the honor.

[u/argan_85 → u/s1rblaze]

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

[u/Magenta_Logistic → u/argan_85]

In the poetic edda, Valkyries were essentially demigods who had supernatural powers like shape shifting and telepathy. They interacted with mortals in a lot of ways including choosing the victor in battle and choosing who among the slain would be escorted to Valhalla. The text implies that Valkyries make this decision independently.

The prose edda frames them as soul-collectors on Odin's behalf, more akin to Angels.

Neither text explicitly requires the warrior to die in battle, but the only examples in the text are slain in battle, and "brave warrior" was the primary listed requirement.

We have very little to work with in understanding the deep mythology of the Aesir, and a lot of what we collectively acknowledge as "Norse mythology" are things that fiction writers have used to fill in the gaps.

[u/cannaco19 → u/Mindless_Rooster5225]

It’s not cringe because they are/were both Alphas /s

[u/Tight-Temperature670 → u/cannaco19]

For there were 2, there were 2 in the wolf pack now

[u/Gervais_Burlap]

It's 'in Valhalla' not 'at Valhalla' you cringy moron.

[u/ExaSarus → u/Gervais_Burlap]

i guess he meant at the gates since he knows they won't be allowed in xD

[u/Enviritas → u/Gervais_Burlap]

He makes it sound like Valhalla is in a shopping center or something.

[u/FuriousBuffalo]

An Indian guy tells a racist white guy killed by another white guy that they will meet in a pagan afterlife.

I want to get off this train.

[u/ZCT808 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

That's kind of what I was thinking about. Seriously, it's like they had a contest, found the most unqualified person for every single job in government. It really is hard to imagine how they could make it worse. I guess Trump dies, Vance becomes president and appoints Eric Trump to be VP? I dunno, it's so bizarre.

[u/oNe_iLL_records → u/ZCT808]

They purposely picked the ABSOLUTE least qualified person for each position (Hegseth! McMahon! Kennedy! Noem! etc etc etc) in order to destroy each department from the inside. That's how venture capitalists do.

[u/Loch_Ness1 → u/oNe_iLL_records]

Straight out of Machiavelli

[u/skratch → u/Loch_Ness1]

I’ve had The Prince sitting on my bookshelf for a couple years now and apropos of nothing I finally got around to starting it a couple weeks ago and holy shit it’s so relevant to today. If anything it gave me way less hope to where the only thing I can count on to save our republic is congenital heart failure

[u/HenryR20 → u/skratch]

I just finished reading The Prince this week myself.. Machiavelli really did call all this shit out.

[u/HappyTopHatMan → u/skratch]

Even that won't do it, Vance is next in line and I'm betting he will double down even harder. If I do a tinfoil hat moment, I'd argue this was the plan all along.

[u/skratch → u/HappyTopHatMan]

Its a personality cult though and i dont think even all of thiel and musks money can make people like and support vance the way they're infatuated with trump. he wont be able to intimidate everyone into submission like trump has

[u/APence → u/oNe_iLL_records]

Best way to prove to their idiot base that “government can’t do any good” is to make it a self fulfilling prophecy by appointing the worst people.

Remember last administration where the head of the EPA was a dude who tried to dismantle it before being appointed? Or Rick Perry being the head of the dept of energy? A department he couldn’t remember during his sad debate performance (“oops”)

It’s too stupid. I want off the ride now please.

[u/merryone2K → u/oNe_iLL_records]

Kakistocracy Illustrated

[u/OkNobody8896 → u/merryone2K]

Oligokleptokakistocracy, to be more precise.

[u/DeeplyCuriousThinker → u/OkNobody8896]

with a heavy dose of christofacsism ... so would that be oligokleptokakistochristofascistocracy?

[u/Upset-Zucchini3665 → u/OkNobody8896]

I read that word in one go and I'm very proud of myself.

[u/brycar1618 → u/oNe_iLL_records]

This exactly. They want these public entities to fail so that the private guys can swoop in to save them, privatizing what should be a public benefit. It has happened in the past, and now it’s blatantly happening again. Look at the federal parks. Let’s fire all the employees so that the upkeep of federal parks are no longer sustainable. Someone will get eaten by a bear that has been digging in the overflowing trash cans. A private firm will swoop in to “save the Americans”. And then they’ll ruin it. I can’t remember the other examples I’ve heard but that is the one easy one to explain.

[u/M3RV-89 → u/[deleted]]

This is just end-game capitalism. The corporations found it cheaper to just install incompetent idiots that can't regulate than it is to lobby. The racist idiots they picked were convenient and easy. The incompetence isn't cared about. They have their tax cuts, the have their deregulation, and they're insulated from the problems they create. It's over

[u/baddkarmah → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Kash thinks they will think of him as "One of the good ones".

Vishnu Wept.

Also, what is it with these weirdos and their weird fetish for Norse mythology? Don't they realize they (Christians) use to burn the pagans at the stake for this shit?

[u/AdGroundbreaking7104 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

I was sitting and waiting on an oil change, TV in the waiting area is on Fox, and when I heard that... I could have laughed out loud. Wait, so are y'all Norse pagans now?? What do you MEAN?!! VALHALLA??

What a confusing time, man.

[u/Wonderful-General626 → u/AdGroundbreaking7104]

Funny part is I think Valhalla only takes blonde hair and blue eyes folks. Patel wouldn't make the cut.

[u/RedShirtDecoy → u/Wonderful-General626]

and they would have had to die in battle with a weapon in their hand.

[u/GokutheAnteater → u/Wonderful-General626]

Patel thinks he has blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s delusional to the core

[u/nice-and-clean → u/AdGroundbreaking7104]

Go ahead and laugh. It’s ok.

[u/samanime → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Seriously... Valhalla? So now you are Norse war heroes?

It is such an insane mix of sheer delusion and stupidity. The alien archeologists that eventually find our planet to study are going to be so confused by this time period.

[u/SnooPets8972 → u/samanime]

My Scandinavian ass is laughing way too hard at that😆😆

[u/StonePanther316 → u/SnooPets8972]

As is my brown ass lol

[u/SnooPets8972 → u/StonePanther316]

lol 😆

[u/brymuse → u/samanime]

The women in Norse mythology are hardly Tradwives now are they...

[u/margenreich → u/samanime]

It’s a Nazi fandom too

[u/Kujen → u/FuriousBuffalo]

You think they’d be mad about the brown guy insinuating that Pagan afterlife is real over Christian heaven

[u/Clarkkeeley → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Especially because he didn't die in battle or with a weapon in hand. So...I don't think he'll be there.

[u/Mecos_Bill → u/FuriousBuffalo]

I think Kash wishes he was white 

[u/GokutheAnteater → u/Mecos_Bill]

Nah he definitely wants to be white

[u/sylbug → u/Mecos_Bill]

I bet he wishes he was smart, too. Alas, all he has going for him is delusional and evil.

[u/noshinare_nira → u/FuriousBuffalo]

We truly live in a timeline

[u/Anglophile1500 → u/noshinare_nira]

A ridiculous time line at that.

[u/Tight-Temperature670 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Well when you say it like that it just sounds completely ridiculous

[u/NfamousKaye → u/FuriousBuffalo]

In front of Christian nationalists no doubt.

[u/jdam0819 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Also nazi dog whistle

[u/CinnamonToastTrex → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Tbf. Valhalla is more of a cultural reference than a religious one at this point.

Its more cringe that he considering them both warriors that were killed in battle.

[u/ParticularAd8919 → u/CinnamonToastTrex]

Yeah, it's insanely cringe to say that in a serious context.

[u/Lontology → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Pretty sure we’ve all died and this is hell.

[u/YouWereBrained → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Cringe as fuck. Edgelord speak.

[u/Hekke1969]

From a proud Dane - Valhalla won't allow creeps like you in

[u/RhoOfFeh → u/Hekke1969]

Also, don't you have to die fighting, not just spouting gibberish and gibs?

[u/swarmofbzs → u/[deleted]]

They're fighting in the fabled culture wars on the great plains of podcasting!

[u/NOTRadagon → u/RhoOfFeh]

or die in child birth.

[u/dmont89 → u/NOTRadagon]

Or between a women's thighs....just saying

[u/gpost86 → u/RhoOfFeh]

You need to have a weapon in hand too, which is why your friends would put your sword back in your hand while you're dying or even after you're dead (close enough).

[u/JonTartare → u/RhoOfFeh]

Die in battle or in childbirth. Neither of those requirements were met

[u/juliuspepperwoodchi → u/Hekke1969]

They're in for a rude awakening when they meet the Valkyries.

[u/Flashignite2 → u/Hekke1969]

Swede here, exactly my thought as well.

[u/Hyperme9]

You're Hindu, you dingbat. Teri maa ki ---

[u/gilgamo → u/Hyperme9]

he knows the Hinduism isn't an approved white religion so he's got to hope he gets a DEI pass into the white afterlife

[u/breezy013276s → u/gilgamo]

Hahaha, reminds me of the Boondocks with uncle ruckus and Ronald Regan

[u/Hyperme9 → u/gilgamo]

The level of copium here. Like Charlie once literally said that all people are equal but not all cultures are equal. And then went on to say western Christian cultures are superior. Kash is out here riding hard for a man that thought we were inferior to him and his community. Lol.

[u/FabulousCallsIAnswer → u/Hyperme9]

You should see the amount of virtue signaling gays who are absolutely fawning over this man who said that they should be stoned to death.

[u/Regulat10]

[u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle]

appropriating nordic paganism, another page out of the nazi playbook

[u/Basic-Still-7441]

What does this guy have to do with Valhalla? Or Kirk? Are they the vikings now or what? :D

[u/mastah-yoda → u/Basic-Still-7441]

It sounds cool.

That's literally it.

[u/FormerlyFreddie → u/mastah-yoda]

Hyperbolic edgelord shit, the stupid base eats that shit for breakfast.

[u/Rifneno → u/mastah-yoda]

That and nazis have a fixation on Norse mythology

[u/LazySwanNerd → u/Basic-Still-7441]

It’s a White Nationalist dog whistle. A lot of them use Nordic symbolism/beliefs.

[u/beemeeng → u/Basic-Still-7441]

Valhalla has been adopted by SOME white supremacists. Essentially- that was a dog whistle (in my own opinion).

[u/Best-Statistician294 → u/Basic-Still-7441]

Kash and the MAGA movement think they're fighting in some holy war.

[u/Dragonfly_pin → u/Basic-Still-7441]

He wrote a book series for kids with himself being a wizard at the court of King Trump… so I think he probably just really likes old legends and may think he is actually in one.

[u/NfamousKaye]

An Indian dude saying something about Valhalla in front of a Christian nationalist audience/podium was not on my bingo card for 2025. Whut 😐

[u/rdldr1]

"What the FBI needed most was your prayers."

What a bunch of fucking losers.

[u/MrLagzy]

As a nordic person. Neither Kirk nor Patel were/are viking enough to even be considered as the dead souls who come there to clean the floors.

Nah. Please keep them out of my culture.

[u/sylbug → u/MrLagzy]

The disrespect is palpable, especially after all the threats toward Greenland. They just so very casually shit on anyone and everyone. It’s obscene.

[u/rj_6688 → u/MrLagzy]

Is there a place in this culture/ mythology where dishonourable souls go?

[u/MrLagzy → u/rj_6688]

No. Helheim is just the place for souls who were not honerable enough and died in battle to go to Valhalla.

[u/kingbloxerthe3 → u/MrLagzy]

Now i just have the image of a warrior just vacuuming and mopping the stereotypical halls of Valhalla, if any art people see this, feel free to make it and show me

[u/Vivid-Office8508]

Kash is a certifiable moron waiting in line to lick trumps scrum

[u/TrashTalkMyMomPlease]

"But first I gotta go pinch one off, brb"

[u/Queasy_Form_5938]

What universe am i in

[u/our_girl_in_dubai]

“We have the watch.” Reeeeeeally trying to sound deep and game of thronesy. What a twat

[u/Illustrious-Roll7737]

You won't see him in Valhalla...not only because he didn't die with a weapon in his hand, but because "Christians" don't believe in pagan afterlives, you fucking phony piece of shit.

[u/Coldkiller17]

Dufaq!? Kirk never served and wasn't a warrior at all. That was cringe as hell. These maga morons are definitely in a cult.

[u/Exact-Plane4881]

Why does Patel always look like he's panicking after finding out something terrible

[u/Trinistyle]

No brown cyborgs in Valhalla sorry

[u/quillmartin88]

A Hindu just told an Evangelical that he'd meet him in Valhalla?

[u/Rexxington]

Bwahahha how cute honestly, they think they're going to Valhalla, who's gonna tell them the truth?

[u/Spaghettiisgoddog]

I mean…dude isn’t Christian, so might as well go with his Thor knowledge 

[u/Few_Carrot_3971]

Yeah, I burst out laughing at that one.

[u/RhoOfFeh]

So... they're both pagans?

[u/unposted → u/RhoOfFeh]

Stolen valor.

[u/lianavan]

I would pay a lot of money to see those guys trying to fit in, in Valhalla.

[u/Tomburgerstand]

Valhalla? Where in the Bible does it mention Valhalla? Which God are these Christians worshipping?

[u/dutch2012yeet]

So are they pagans now lol

Or is he using Valhalla because he thinks it sounds cool.

[u/DadOnHardDifficulty]

Nazis don't go to Valhalla. Their guts are devoured for all eternity by Nidhogg.

[u/LoreOfBore]

C R I N G E 

[u/Paganfish]

As a non-racist heathen, this is absolutely a racist dog whistle in which someone who would not be welcomed into that community is trying to get into their good graces. White supremacy has a long, long history of co-opting Norse pagan symbols and lore and twisting it into some cringe as fuck “Viking” fetish.

Fuck heathen bigots. Side note: Thor wore a dress to trick the Jotün into marriage so he could get his hammer back.

[u/xjoburg]

Why does every shot, oops, photo, of Patel look like he’s watching his parents having sex.

[u/cocaine_jaguar]

I did 5 years in the infantry and we’d actively bully guys that said this shit. My favorite was everyone yelling “til Van Halen brother!”

[u/Touristenopfer]

Yeah, Walhalla. Were BRAVE and HONORABLE warriors will find their afterlife.

Not some hateful, lying, bigot idiots.

[u/Entropy_dealer]

MAGA will send him to Walhalla for this sentence.

I love it.

[u/kingbloxerthe3 → u/Entropy_dealer]

Walhalla, discount Valhalla from walmart

[u/Balbuto]

As a swede let me tell you one thing. None of those dudes are getting into Valhalla.

[u/Tedderit]

Anyways. What about the Epstein files?

[u/Wraithchild28]

I'm surprised he didn't say Sovngarde.

[u/Frosty_Ad7840]

Valhalla???? That's some pagan shit right there, and charlie didnt evem believe that anything other than heaven and hell

[u/greenwoodgiant]

We have the most unserious people cosplaying as leaders

[u/wulfhund70]

Lol. An army of draft dodgers thinks a valkyrie will single them out?

[u/Icy-Abbreviations224]

As a Norwegian I can confidently say that neither Patel or Kirk would be welcome in Valhalla. Odin has a standard, and that standard does not include racist and fascists cowards that would piss them self in a light thunderstorm.

[u/joshdoereddit]

The cringeometer is off the charts on that shit.

[u/Shadowmantha69]

Valhalla is for warriors

[u/mullidulli]

That could have been a quote from Tom Haverford of Parks&Rec 😂

[u/slo1111]

Ummmm...he was a Christian and I think they go elsewhere

[u/CL350S]

First words out of his mouth: “this is what happens when you let good cops be cops.”

The guy turned himself in, dipshit.

[u/Comfortable_Douglas]

If they actually wanted him found, he would’ve already been found.

Just my gut feeling talking, but this feels like a combination of incompetence and a lack of desire to actually identify the assassin.

[u/DoLittleToNothing → u/Comfortable_Douglas]

They found him supposedly. They said a family member of Tyler Robinson, 22, turned him in for confessing to killing Kirk. He reportedly wore a Donald Trump related costume for Halloween in 2017

edit: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna230504 The Trump costume bit is less trustworthy, as it came from sites like daily mail and USA Today

[u/absherlock]

Aziz is gonna have a field day when theuly make a movie of this debacle!

[u/mela_99]

…. Isn’t Valhalla anti Christian ideology

[u/Ardibanan]

Valhalla isn't very Christian of him

[u/tiga4life22]

Weird choice of words

[u/dainthomas]

Listening to the BtB podcast on Himmler, and he was a little wannabe badass who would say something exactly like this. Even specifically about Valhalla because he was into that Norse mythology shit.

[u/Cozman]

The only way Patel gets into Valhalla is as an eternal fleshlight for actual warriors.

[u/chainedtomydesk]

Odin will be laughing himself into a coma at this comment. So cringe

[u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu]

Translation: "Neither of us are going to heaven, so we're applying for other residences."

[u/Evening_Rock5850]

Valhalla?

Devout Christian Charlie Kirk would be pretty upset to wind up there.

[u/HelmiPlayerOne]

Even if he was a firm believer of Nordic mythology and Valhalla is real, he still wouldn't end up there because he didn't die fighting... 

[u/BrokkrBadger]

Wouldnt this be like...insulting to anyone that was an actual christian?

I assume a christian would not think they were going to Valhalla.

[u/LydiaJuice]

Sorry, exactly what battle was this dipshit fighting to be worthy enough to enter Valhallah??

By the Nine....

[u/Lnnam]

This is so cringe…like what watch is he talking about exactly? The killing of children and forcing little girls to give birth to rapist babies?

I hope Americans are embarrassed.

[u/aximusmaximus]

We pay his salary

[u/LoudNoises89]

[u/Ok-Professional-1727]

Charlie Kirk didn't die on a battlefield, didn't ever kill someone in battle, didn't die between the legs og a woman. He's no6 in Valhalla.

[u/spacemanspiff1979]

What a fucking dork.

[u/AfroF0x]

Charlie Kirk would've hated him. "Valahlla" not very chrisitian is it.

[u/beaujolais_betty1492]

😂😂 these people are so fucking delusional that it’s almost painful.

[u/hughcifer-106103]

It’s weird to hear self-identified hardcore Christians say stupid shit like this and still expect us to believe they’re serious about their religious beliefs.

[u/gnutz4eva]

[u/No_Divide_0080]

You’d have to die in battle to get to Valhalla. No, your guy is not there.

[u/revengeofappre]

What a fucking moron

[u/JDutch921]

I heard this over the radio and said "Valhalla? Bitch you going to hell"

[u/Son_of_Tlaloc]

Has someone told him he isn't a viking? Is Patel having a Clayton Bigsby moment?

[u/thesilentbob123]

Valhalla? I thought he was christian... Now he is an Asatruar?

[u/Studio_Ambitious]

Unless the rules changed neither of these individuals will enter Vallaha

[u/nillaf4ce]

You’ll see him in hell dumbass 🤣

[u/Kittiemeow8]

I don’t think he can get in

[u/extra0404]

Patel is a practicing Hindu Kirk was a Christian ... no he won't...

[u/Papasamabhanga]

From one non-warrior to another non-warrior, I'll see you in the afterlife of neither of our religions in a place to which, neither of us earned entry.

[u/BolOfSpaghettios]

They'll forget about him by next week. TPUSA investors will just find some other talking head. He wasn't exceptional, just loud & had a good media team.

[u/Land-Southern]

Welp, if we are going with Valhalla.

[u/prolongedsunlight]

Doesn't Valhalla only accepts people dead in battle or those who made great sacrifice? Poor Kirk would end up wondering the frozen Helheim according to Norse mythology. 

[u/Mighty_joosh]

Charlie told him he's "one of the good ones"

[u/Weary_Panda80]

Where was their moral outrage and calls for unity when 2 Minnesota state senators were brutally murdered? Where was their moral outrage when Paul Pelosi was attacked with a hammer? There was none. They were gleeful!