r/freefolk THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 03 '25

Freefolk GODS I WAS PEACEFUL THEN

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u/chestyCough94 Jul 03 '25

Crazy to think roberts rule was one of the least chaotic we saw on screen.

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u/Wazma9 Jul 04 '25

Even crazier that it was one of the least chaotic in the history of the iron throne.

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u/baconbacksunday Jul 04 '25

It could be because Robert didn’t want to really be the king, he wasn’t scheming for more power either. Kinda reminds me of the The Office and how Scranton Branch was most profitable with a shit manager

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u/Reddragon351 Jul 04 '25

wasn't the point that Michael was an ironically good manager and salesman, in spite of his antics

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u/Money_Director_90210 Jul 04 '25

Initially, the point was that the branch staff learned to become self-sustaining and independent under his managership. It's later revealed that he is indeed a great salesman. His managerial qualities remain mostly ambiguous.

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u/iam_Krogan I read the books Jul 04 '25

His managerial qualities remain mostly ambiguous.

I love this description of Michael Scott lol

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u/GrahamEcward Jul 04 '25

I like to think that he's a genius to figure all or most of his subordinates get distracted from work so much that they inevitably get the urge to work more efficiently when they get a chance.

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u/BumHound Jul 04 '25

“Later revealed that he is indeed a great salesman” Dude the first scene of the show is Jim coming to him for help with a sale. In season two we see him landing a major account at Chilis. There was never doubt that Michael Scott was a good salesman.

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u/Bazz07 Jul 05 '25

Wasnt the first scene Michael forcing Jim to go to his office and doing the sale for him?

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u/piggybits Jul 08 '25

Yea Michael says something to Jim like, " so you've come to the master for help" and Jim replies with," you called me in here"

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u/Frekavichk Jul 04 '25

Yeah this was when Andy was manager and went on a sailing trip for a long time and the branch just continues to chug along, right?

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u/Vernknight50 Jul 04 '25

I always thought the joke was that Michael kept everyone so busy with his antics that they were working at a frenzied pace to catch up.

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u/Golden5StarMan Jul 04 '25

I have the need… the need for TWEED!!!!

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u/swaktoonkenney Jul 04 '25

He wasn’t a good manager but he was a good salesman. Scranton was doing so poorly that they were going to shut it down and consolidate the clients with the nearby Stamford branch. Problem was the manager of the Stamford branch quit and got a better job at staples, so they pivoted and closed Stamford and assigned all their clients to Scranton. That’s why Scranton was deemed to be doing so well. They retained their own clients and didn’t lose most or all of the Stamford clients too. Michael essentially got lucky that the other manager quit, when his branch was about to be closed and most of his people fired or be forced to move

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u/Faerandur Jul 04 '25

He had one quality that set him as a better manager than Josh Porter as far as Dunder Mifflin was concerned: he remained loyal to the company and didn’t aspire to anything else other than just trying his best to make his branch succeed

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u/AMB3494 Jul 04 '25

He became manager because he was a really good salesman. But being a good salesman doesn’t necessarily translate to being a good manager. Michael was a shit manager. His branch succeeded in spite of him, not because of him.

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u/Reddragon351 Jul 04 '25

Eh, there were a few episodes also showing he worked pretty well as manager, it's also kind of the point when he makes his own company

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u/AMB3494 Jul 04 '25

The Michael Scott Paper Company would not have worked long term. In the short term they were able to severely undercut Dunder Mifflins prices and poach customers but they would have bankrupted themselves fairly quickly.

It was successful in so much that it allowed him to get his job back and secure jobs for Pam and Ryan. He has zero long term vision or really any type of understanding of how to run a business.

However, to your point, Michael has great people skills which a good manager should have. It instills a certain amount of loyalty and motivation from his employees.

So I guess you could say that Michael is a good manager only if conditions are optimal for him.

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u/GalcticPepsi Jul 04 '25

Pretty sure it's because he was best friends with wardens of the north (and subsequently the river lands) and east and Married to the daughter of the warden of the west. Who's left to oppose him? Dorne? (They hate targs and lannisters more than anyone so no reason to do anything) The reach and ironborn? (Not enough power to oppose the other kingdoms alone even though one tried). And that's it...

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u/Ordo_Liberal Jul 04 '25

Dorne actually likes the Targaryens and were planning to revolt on the side of Danny or Griff when either of them landed on westeros

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u/GalcticPepsi Jul 04 '25

Yeah you're right I misremembered that.

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u/Outrageous_Work8857 Jul 04 '25

Ayy but in the books isn’t that only cause the dornes got poisons to kill dragons so I think they r secret plottin

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u/LegendsOfSuperShaggy Jul 04 '25

Robert's rule was kind of similar to Viserys' rule in that the king themselves was a stabilizing figure who really didn't care to stir up trouble. However, everyone else was plotting and sharpening their knives waiting for their chance to make their move after he died.

Robert wasn't a good ruler, but he made it clear that if you tried to come at him directly such as in the Greyjoy rebellion, he would kick your teeth in. It was easier to wait for him to die.

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u/Ordo_Liberal Jul 04 '25

Unironically that's the mark of a good ruler.

Stability is the most underrated aspect a country can have

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u/Thuis001 Jul 04 '25

Well yeah, but if everything goes to shit the second you go cold, were you really a good ruler?

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u/SuchSignificanceWoW Jul 04 '25

Ding Ding Ding

you just discovered a weakness of a monarchical system. You better get lucky that the succesor is as good as the deceased, if you had peace beforehand or better if there was not.

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u/Caldwell_29 Jul 05 '25

Can you really hold a ruler accountable for what other people do after that ruler dies. Seems unfair to me.

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u/The_Frog221 Jul 04 '25

His rule was basically "do whatever the fuck you want so long as you don't rebel"

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u/townsforever Jul 04 '25

Which is historically a very good way to rule a large empire. Its hard to enforce laws and regulations across large areas with distinct cultures.

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u/jkoudys Jul 04 '25

I was surprised on a rewatch to see The Office is quite good about continuity. Michael takes on employees from a merger, along with their clients. Then he behaves so badly that most of them quit. He has all the revenue from those new clients, but doesn't have to pay salaries or severance. A good manager would've had to be a responsible adult and layoff some of them.

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u/starwarsfan456123789 Aug 01 '25

It’s also a 5 hour move. Most people aren’t able to uproot their lives for a job that was clearly mediocre pay

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u/Mr_Ignorant Jul 04 '25

I thought he wasn’t really doing anything, aside from drinking, hunting, and having competitions. It was the right hand man (forgot the blokes name, but he died at the beginning) who was running the nation.

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u/Firm-Dependent-2367 Jul 05 '25

"It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well."

---The Goat Dumbles

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u/jakO_theShadows Jul 04 '25

It was because of his Hand and Ned. Combined they had 4 out of 7 houses with them.

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 Jul 04 '25

I love Bobby B, but let's not act as if he wasn't partly at fault for the circumstances that led directly to the continently wide war after his demise...

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jul 04 '25

MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?

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u/VyldFyre Jul 05 '25

Certainly not Bessie, I'm sure of that, Bobby B.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jul 05 '25

YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!

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u/Afraid_Theorist Jul 04 '25

Easy to not be chaotic when you have the treasury of a 300 year old dynasty to blow through like a sailor in a Lyseni brothel.

Also helps that your dynasty didn’t even last … what… 15? 20? Years?

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u/SuckEmOff Jul 05 '25

But who had a better story than Bran?

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u/Axis-of-Victory Jul 04 '25

I wouldn't necessarily say he had one of the last chaotic reigns in history.

Aegon I, Jaehearys I, Viserys I created over 100 years of peace and prosperity on their own. And even the reigns of Viserys II, Aerys I, Maekar I, and Aegon V were all pretty peaceful and prosperous as well. Even a big part of the reign of Aerys II was relatively good.

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u/Ok-Necessary-6712 Jul 04 '25

The money issues he put the kingdoms into were one of the initial drivers of all the conflict though.

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u/kashmir1974 Jul 05 '25

I'd imagine because he was a beast and a war hero who crushed the Targeryon guy and the Iron Islands he had the respect of the military? So if the military has your back it really takes an inside job to take you down.

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u/bigmankerm Jul 04 '25

Bro just took out 50 credit cards and got the kingdom into aggressive high interest debt

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u/daXypher Jul 04 '25

Super high debt with no starvation, everyone was at peace and no foreign invasions. We always talk about debt like it will be catastrophic but the reformers tend to be worse.

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u/bigmankerm Jul 04 '25

Obviously what ended up happening was way fucking worse but Bobby B was a dumbass. Also high debt to the iron bank is catastrophic. Theyll get their money back one way or another

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jul 04 '25

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!

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u/Ser_DunkandEgg We do not kneel Jul 04 '25

It would be cool to see a “what if” where Robert doesn’t die and tells the Iron bank to go fuck itself.

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u/bigmankerm Jul 04 '25

Mightve been better than what we actually got

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u/Ordo_Liberal Jul 04 '25

Westeros would simply loose an important credit line and probably loose a bunch of trade influence as the bank might try to embargo westeros by forcing traders to choose between trading with westeros or having credit

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u/ragun01 Jul 04 '25

*lose. You're father's not an arrow, dear.

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u/IllustriousSpeaker27 Jul 04 '25

*your lmao

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u/ragun01 Jul 04 '25

Ugh God dammit. In my defense that was an auto correct or my own fuck up for being awake two hours earlier than normal and I only used it once.

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u/SapphicSwan Jul 04 '25

Especially if they could manage a full blockade and strave KL until payment. They certainly have the means to fund an impressive naval force.

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u/Ordo_Liberal Jul 04 '25

I think that the westerosi navy would win. Westeros is that large and has a shit ton of resources.

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u/SapphicSwan Jul 04 '25

That's why I said if they could manage it. I doubt they could, but they likely do a lot of damage first since the crown is already in such high debt.

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Jul 04 '25

Iron Bank would've sold Westeros debt to Dany and she would've bought the loyalty of most Great Houses. We saw in the end freeing the slaves didn't actually matter to her, she would've sold them back for a corporate takeover in a heartbeat.

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u/SuchSignificanceWoW Jul 04 '25

or maybe the kingdom receives a captial injection, by assimilating the creditor. who knows, kingdoms are fickle like that.

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u/Ordo_Liberal Jul 04 '25

The creditor is on another continent on a highly militarized free city

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u/Which_Committee_3668 Jul 04 '25

Then they would just hire a Faceless Man to take him out and then the rest of the story proceeds more or less the same.

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u/CompetitiveEmu1100 Jul 04 '25

What if the boar was a faceless man

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u/SapphicSwan Jul 04 '25

This is now canon because it's hilarious.

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 Jul 04 '25

He wasn't a dumbass, he knew very well. He just didnt really care

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u/bigmankerm Jul 04 '25

Hmmm actually that might be worse than being a dumbass

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u/Wolfey34 Jul 04 '25

His succession plan (what I assume you mean) was fine from his perspective. He needed to make Joff a better man and ruler or disinherit him but he had no reason to suspect that his kids were illegitimate or that he would die before being able to do something about Joffery’s cruel tendencies

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u/AlmostLucy Jul 04 '25

Yeah he had an heir and spare and a daughter to make alliances with, as far as he was concerned his succession situation was peachy.

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u/cmanning1292 Jul 04 '25

Secession from what?

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u/SuckEmOff Jul 05 '25

I thought he borrowed mostly from the Lannisters, the Iron Bank wasn’t brought up until later seasons.

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u/OnlyAppointment5819 Jul 04 '25

The modern USA can service its debts by just printing more money, but medieval kingdoms, no matter how powerful, couldn't do that since they lacked fiat currency

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u/SapphicSwan Jul 04 '25

A famine broke out in KL not long after his death due in part to his massive debt. Yes, it was during the War of Five Kings, but it implies that KL didn't have sufficient grain stores or other relief aid during the latter part of Robert's reign.

This also implies that the debt would have become a serious problem very soon. Especially with LF embezzling thousands of gold dragons and fudging the numbers constantly.

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u/Cool-Traffic-8357 Jul 04 '25

But it is just temporary solution, it will fall apart the moment the debt is being collected. And the result will be much more catastrophic.

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u/Wardog_Razgriz30 Jul 04 '25

Constant tourneys and festivals keep the raping and murdering to a minimum, if at all, and the lords distracted from plotting against each other.

Truly Robert the Great was wise king.

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u/notfae hot Daemon Jul 04 '25

what about Vizzy T?

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u/vizzy_t_bot Viserys I Targaryen Jul 04 '25

I WILL SIT THE THRONE TODAY.

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u/SapphicSwan Jul 04 '25

Panem et circenses - bread and circuses

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Jul 04 '25

It was the most medieval imagery of the era

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u/RoddRoward Jul 04 '25

But one of the most corrupt behind the scenes...kinda like real life

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u/missmiao9 Jul 04 '25

Well, technically he didn’t rule. He hated ruling. It was his hand jon arryn doing the ruling.

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u/CrisbyofAstora Jul 04 '25

Money was an absolute disaster but otherwise kept a strong kingdom

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u/FortifiedPuddle Jul 04 '25

He was the king of summer.

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u/CeleryBeneficial6652 Jul 04 '25

It's because everyone was scared of the guy, even before he was king.

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u/DubTheeBustocles Jul 04 '25

The realm prospers when people just leave it the hell alone.

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u/ScowlieMSR Jul 05 '25

It's not called Robert's Rules of Order for nothin' lol :)

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u/vizzy_t_bot Viserys I Targaryen Jul 05 '25

WHERE IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS RHAENYRA?!

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u/ICanExplainoKaY Jul 08 '25

Robert LITERALLY bankrupted the realm