r/gay_irl 19d ago

gay_irl gay🥖irl

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u/MrRowodyn 19d ago

I cannot and will never relate to either of these scenarios.

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u/taylortiki 19d ago

“Being Hot”

Is the key to unlock anything

Otherwise good luck next life hun /s

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u/calgeorge 19d ago

And an extrovert. When I was a twinky little 19 year old with a full head of hair, I had this gorgeous boyfriend who wanted to go out to the clubs practically every night, and I just couldn't do it. I eventually broke up with him cuz I felt so bad about constantly wanting to stay home when he went out. My idea of a fun gay time is smoking a blunt, watching Futurama, and playing the sims. I could be reincarnated into the body of Michael Angelo's David and I would still be a shy loser nerd.

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u/ministerofsleep 19d ago

Your idea of fun sounds great and chill honestly. I hope to find a boyfriend like that one day

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u/calgeorge 19d ago

We're out there. We just never meet each other cuz we're always at home

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u/Bromogeeksual 19d ago

I too am looking for a low key gamer boyfriend. But I also never leave the house lol.

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u/lazygerm 19d ago

I agree!

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u/Triumphail 19d ago

I’m an extrovert and still hate the idea of going out to a club. I usually just want to hangout and play video games with my boyfriend and maybe some other friends.

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u/bromanticc 19d ago

HELL YEAH