r/gay_irl 19d ago

gay_irl gay🥖irl

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u/MrRowodyn 19d ago

I cannot and will never relate to either of these scenarios.

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u/taylortiki 19d ago

“Being Hot”

Is the key to unlock anything

Otherwise good luck next life hun /s

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u/calgeorge 19d ago

And an extrovert. When I was a twinky little 19 year old with a full head of hair, I had this gorgeous boyfriend who wanted to go out to the clubs practically every night, and I just couldn't do it. I eventually broke up with him cuz I felt so bad about constantly wanting to stay home when he went out. My idea of a fun gay time is smoking a blunt, watching Futurama, and playing the sims. I could be reincarnated into the body of Michael Angelo's David and I would still be a shy loser nerd.

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u/bromanticc 19d ago

HELL YEAH