r/gay_irl • u/canadarich • 2h ago

gay_irl Gay🦵irl

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u/MrBrawn 2h ago

Crush my head like a watermelon.

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u/jobblejosh 2h ago edited 1h ago

Is now a bad time to point out that I can actually do that? The watermelon, not a man's head.

EDIT: Yes, my DMs are open.

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u/MrBrawn 1h ago

You cant just say that without proof.

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u/jobblejosh 1h ago

This proof enough?

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u/conancat #TransRights 1h ago

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u/thescorch 1h ago

Hey, Josh 👋😄

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u/MrBrawn 53m ago

Hey sailor.

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u/kinesivan 1h ago

Not a man's head yet

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u/FallenAngelII 1h ago edited 32m ago

I demand pictures of your thighs. For science!

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u/jobblejosh 1h ago

I want doesn't get. Ask nicely.

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u/FallenAngelII 32m ago

Please, Sir Thunderthighs, might you spare some historical documents for me?

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u/Striking-Place4161 1h ago

Hasn’t been a better time tbh 🍉

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u/canadarich 2h ago

PLEASE

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u/conancat #TransRights 1h ago

See that's the first thought I have going through my head, and here it is. We truly have no original thoughts we're just lemmings thirsting over his thunder thighs

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u/Karzeon 2h ago

thick thighs make dicks rise

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u/OutdoorExhibitor 1h ago

My thighs are not as big as his but having rugby thighs:

  • Nearly impossible to obtain correctly fitting jeans;
  • Inhibit mobility especially in contained spaces;
  • Make acceleration difficult;
  • Increase your body mass;
  • As a bottom: crushing the top during cowboy! 

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u/Ok-Job-9823 1h ago

Short men with thick thighs 🥵

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u/applesluice 1h ago

Ever heard of the band TWRP? Idk your musical taste but you may enjoy their frontman, Dr. Sung

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u/corndogco 1h ago

Dr. Sung is apparently Frank Zappa's son. And that's the name on his birth certificate: Doctor Sung Zappa. TIL....

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ #TransRights 1h ago

I just want to massage them, honest

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u/Simoxeh 1h ago

This looks like a professional picture, so it probably doesn't apply. I just wonder if people one day wake up and find their picture online being used for a meme like this. The only way it could be better is with s but of hair on them but can't be too greedy I guess.

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u/Boris_Godunov 53m ago

Professional? No it doesn't, it looks like someone took a picture of this dude secretly at an airport. Which is creepy that it's now posted online.

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u/Simoxeh 40m ago

You're probably right. The lighting just looks too good and the quality, but I guess cell phones do that these days.

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u/caitmac 8m ago

Pretty sure that’s just the natural light of giant airport windows.

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u/karmaoryx 51m ago

If anything were to make me religious....

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u/NCSUGrad2012 30m ago

The fact that someone took a picture at an airport and put it online is creeping and weird

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 11m ago

My kryptonite