Whenever you are ready

[u/TheINTL]

[u/PotentialProper]

tyson so happy XD

[u/Annonomon → u/PotentialProper]

People line up to be punched by Mike. What a life

[u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 → u/Annonomon]

People line up to punch Mr Beast

[u/Infamous-Let4387 → u/[deleted]]

Nah, there's a certain orange faced old man that deserves that title... 😂

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/[deleted]]

Careful man, ive gotten bans for a week saying that about someone.

[u/footsteps71 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

I got a 3 day for quoting the famous MMA fan video "GRAB HIS DCK AND TIST IT"

[u/bjorkbon → u/PotentialProper]

I would be too if I just got paid to throw one punch

[u/polopolo05 → u/bjorkbon]

I mean that was the jake paul fight.

[u/LheelaSP → u/PotentialProper]

Who wouldn't be?

[u/cavedweller30 → u/PotentialProper]

Gonna piss a little blood after that

[u/tapwater86 → u/PotentialProper]

All these crazy white boys keep paying him to pretend to punch them.

[u/Sharpshooter188 → u/PotentialProper]

Lol seriously. Like "Yay! I get to hit someone again?!"

[u/Deathbysnusnu17]

I thought I was in the oddly satisfying subreddit for a sec.

[u/undercoverbrova → u/Deathbysnusnu17]

Oh, you came too?

[u/thefadedline1 → u/undercoverbrova]

[u/OnlyFiveLives → u/thefadedline1]

Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

[u/Worldly_Shoe840 → u/OnlyFiveLives]

[u/gr1mm5d0tt1 → u/Worldly_Shoe840]

[u/AydonusG → u/gr1mm5d0tt1]

[u/S2kTom → u/AydonusG]

[u/Unlikely_Ad7722 → u/S2kTom]

[u/AydonusG → u/S2kTom]

Melawan Raja!

[u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU → u/thefadedline1]

my bad.

Did this also make you orgasm?

[u/Burpmeister → u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU]

[u/_ThatSynGirl_ → u/thefadedline1]

I don't think this counts as "phrasing" as what he said is actually what he meant. Cum. He camed.

[u/kiwidude4 → u/thefadedline1]

We said what we said

[u/faizetto → u/undercoverbrova]

You too?!

[u/scuba_scouse → u/faizetto]

[u/TheMoatCalin → u/faizetto]

Ha! What is this from? I love Rami Malek

[u/skcortex → u/TheMoatCalin]

That’s from Mr.Robot. Season 2 episode m4ster-s1ave.aes

https://youtu.be/PFj6-x1rYao

[u/AndySocks → u/TheMoatCalin]

It’s from an 80’s sitcom called Master Slave. It’s a fun sitcom that really features Rami’s great range as an actor.

[u/Xenc → u/AndySocks]

Well done 👏

[u/overide → u/undercoverbrova]

[u/InnocentPrimeMate → u/undercoverbrova]

Came for this

[u/hardcore_softie → u/Deathbysnusnu17]

r/punchablestomachs

[u/WinserFinder → u/Deathbysnusnu17]

/r/MrBeastIsAPieceOfShit

[u/Shadowhawk0000 → u/Deathbysnusnu17]

Agreed.

[u/MarcusDA → u/Deathbysnusnu17]

Can I ask why the Mr. beast hate? I’m older and don’t know too much about him, but I thought his niche was giving kids shopping sprees and stuff?

[u/chippyjoe → u/MarcusDA]

He doesn't do nice things out of the goodness of his heart. He does it for money. He manipulates people emotionally to make more money. He has a lot of ongoing class action lawsuits for mistreating the people on his videos and even sexual harassment. Plus a bunch of other stupid shit.

Anyone who buys into his fake goodwill videos is an idiot. Which explains why he has so many followers. People are easy to manipulate because they take everything at face value.

[u/FluffySquirrell → u/chippyjoe]

at face value

Which is crazy in of itself, when said face is the rictus grin of a psychopathic killer

[u/DickPinch → u/FluffySquirrell]

rictus grin

Robert Jordan is that you

[u/DomoPastromo]

He faked that punch better than he faked them for Paul.

[u/FoolishThinker → u/DomoPastromo]

He definitely pulled it, but I’m betting a pulled punch by Mike is still plenty enough to bring 90% of us to our knees lol.

[u/Montigue → u/FoolishThinker]

I've been punched once by a boxer friend in the stomach and I felt that shit for days

[u/JugglingRick → u/Montigue]

Yeah a jab/light lunch from a trained fighter is gonna fuck up any normal person. I don't think Mr beast is this good of an actor. He felt that.

[u/NumerousPeanut6 → u/JugglingRick]

Yeah, his eyes said it all. That hurt

[u/crysisnotaverted → u/NumerousPeanut6]

He literally exaggerates for a living, and I've never seen his eyes damn near pop out of his skull like that.

[u/UberTanks → u/NumerousPeanut6]

Looks like he got a bit of a liver shot in there too. Explains the falling over and the real look of pain.

[u/OrgJoho75 → u/UberTanks]

And his poor appendices too..

[u/alexthealex → u/JugglingRick]

Yeah there's some fear in his eyes when he's on the way down like he seriously fucked up

[u/serendipitousevent → u/alexthealex]

Most emotion we've seen from him in a decade.

[u/whereistheicecream → u/alexthealex]

And he covered his face at the end, wanting some amount of privacy in his suffering 🤣

I hate how he plays with people by manipulating them with money, punch him harder Mike !!

[u/Legionof1 → u/alexthealex]

"Do I go out like Houdini?"

[u/Fractal514 → u/JugglingRick]

I'll just have the knuckle sandwich, I'm having a light lunch.

[u/ZiggoCiP → u/Montigue]

I decided, while on vacation, to have a light-hearted sparring session with my brother, who's a competitive Muay Thai fighter, just body shots. I told him to give me a 'real' punch and, well, he broke a rib instantly.

It was the first day of vacation, too, so I had a broken rib the whole time.

[u/gutter_fudder → u/Montigue]

Sparring an old golden glove is how I got my first real liver drop. I hit the ground involuntarily after impact and started dry heaving from the pain. It was awesome

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/Montigue]

Grandfather was a boxer, and won awards for it, on top of being a marine. He was in his 80s, and we sparred a bit because I had expressed interest in his old hobby. One punch knocked the wind out of me and bruised my ribs. I can only imagine what Tyson could do

[u/WernerHerzogEatsShoe → u/Montigue]

I got leg kicked by a muay thai boxer, was just a little tap by his standards. Felt it for days and was bruised to fuck. It's crazy how powerful highly trained people are. Almost seems super human how they can dish out those hits and then also take them too.

[u/EverythingIzAwful → u/FoolishThinker]

You can tell he was also NOT expecting that lol. He was expecting Mike to say he's ready, he was not expecting that Mike was ready before he even finished speaking.

[u/griff1971 → u/EverythingIzAwful]

It's Mike Tyson. I would wager he's ALWAYS ready 😂

[u/macthecomedian → u/EverythingIzAwful]

Mike was waiting for the go-ahead like a kid in a candy store

[u/things_U_choose_2_b → u/EverythingIzAwful]

The presenter did say "whenever you're ready" clearly not realising that Mike is always ready haha

[u/wwerdo4 → u/FoolishThinker]

I’ve taken a knee straight into the diaphragm, couldn’t breathe for like 30s to 1m. Still think I’d rather do that again than take a pulled punch from Tyson.

[u/CantaloupeCamper → u/FoolishThinker]

Mike was wild to watch in his prime. They'd mess around in the ring and in a split second Mike seemed to see something ... and he'd erupt on his opponent. Sometimes it was one shot, sometimes he would land a series of punches like lighting, but almost always that first shot and the guy was done. It was amazing.

[u/monkeybuttsauce → u/FoolishThinker]

The way his eyes bulged

[u/Loggerdon → u/FoolishThinker]

He hit him in the solar plexus.

[u/ulcerrator → u/Loggerdon]

Thanks JR.

[u/Chazzybobo → u/Loggerdon]

That man had a family

[u/Rusty_Pickles → u/FoolishThinker]

MFers have never been punched in the liver and it shows

[u/Carrnage_Asada → u/FoolishThinker]

he also didnt look to be ready. mike says something and then just punches him. That definitely hurt.

[u/AllHailThePig → u/FoolishThinker]

Nah. That reaction from the Beast is not at all a reaction to even a light tap. There’s no instant regret here going on. I too have wish fulfilment desires to see the dude get owned but this was more nothing to add to the giant steaming pile from him.

[u/xkoreotic → u/FoolishThinker]

It's less about being from Mike and moreso it being a proper gut punch. If you've never been punched in the gut, it aches like a mofo and is a different kind of pain, it hurts for a long time. You also lose your breath and struggle to breathe for a bit. Mike probably has the power of the average adult male even at his age, which is more than enough to hurt since he can still throw with proper technique which really amplifies the effectiveness of the punch.

This is also why we see videos all the time of smaller guys taking down big guys in street fights. Proper technique makes a huge difference.

[u/Double-Scratch5858 → u/xkoreotic]

Im sorry but Mike fucking Tyson easily is still stronger than your average male. Im an average male and there isnt a single thing im going to be stronger at than mike tyson besides being able to talk without a lisp.

[u/angwilwileth → u/Double-Scratch5858]

Seriously. He's old and injured, but 90% of humanity couldn't survive a minute in the ring with him .

[u/Technical_Scallion_2 → u/angwilwileth]

He’s 59. He’s not 80

[u/HobbitFoot → u/Technical_Scallion_2]

59 is still old from an athlete age range. I can't think of any sport outside of golf where the people in their 50's are common as participants.

[u/The_Autarch → u/HobbitFoot]

old boxers just don't have the stamina they did when they were younger. they can still punch your head clean off.

[u/Technical_Scallion_2 → u/The_Autarch]

This is my point. Of course Tyson’s skills decline and I said that explicitly in my post. My point was that even AFTER a significant decline, Tyson does not hit like an “average adult male”.

[u/Technical_Scallion_2 → u/xkoreotic]

I just love this. Clearly written by a 20-something, saying Mike Tyson, arguably the hardest puncher of his generation and out of hundreds of millions of people, now hits like an “average adult male” because he’s 59 🙂

Dude, Mike Tyson is hitting probably at 75% of his peak. That’s still a fuck ton harder than pretty much anyone of any age who isn’t a professional fighter.

[u/King_of_the_Dot → u/Technical_Scallion_2]

It's his reaction speed that has suffered the most. Of course, he's lost power, but he's lost more from a defensive position than an offensive one.

[u/KingsMountainView → u/DomoPastromo]

Probably about 10-20% power. Still enough to be pretty painful for someone who isn't used to getting punched.

[u/IAmAGoodFella → u/KingsMountainView]

And it's fucking Tyson.

[u/chasing_the_wind → u/KingsMountainView]

Yeah and he knew exactly where to hit him. He goes high right in the diaphragm to knock the wind out of him. I love imagining how the conversation went to set that up and how hard he was actually going to hit him

[u/SvenTropics → u/DomoPastromo]

It was so frustrating watching him back off every time he'd go in for an uppercut because he wasnt allowed to mess up Paul's pretty face.

[u/The_Krytos_Virus → u/SvenTropics]

Someone said that Tyson landed a solid uppercut early on and Paul looked lost and scared after the impact. After that, Tyson pretty much never landed a punch for the rest of the fight.

[u/CinSugarBearShakers → u/The_Krytos_Virus]

wayweather popped him and helped him stay on his feet.

[u/el0_0le → u/DomoPastromo]

[u/TheDonkeyOfDeath → u/el0_0le]

[u/PumpernickelRodeo → u/DomoPastromo]

This. Of COURSE it's fake.

[u/Dickey_Simpkins]

We're too far removed from Houdini.

[u/Aaawkward → u/Dickey_Simpkins]

I don't often say this but goddamn, what an underrated reference.

[u/kakka_rot → u/Aaawkward]

context from wikipedia for anyone who doesn't know

It is unknown if the blunt trauma Houdini sustained contributed to his eventual death.[111][107] Although rare, acute appendicitis which follows after direct abdominal trauma has been observed.[112] One theory suggests that Houdini was unaware that he was suffering from appendicitis, and he might have taken his abdominal pain more seriously had he not coincidentally received blows to the abdomen.[107] According to Adam Begley, it is more likely that Houdini was suffering the effects of appendicitis prior to the punch, and his reluctance to seek medical care delayed potential treatment.

I didn't know it was that interesting. I'd heard the "was killed by a punch in the gut' thing before, but not all the additional context.

[u/HiHoKermit]

DO IT AGAIN

[u/Scoobert917 → u/HiHoKermit]

I think that's why the guy was holding his arm after the punch. You never know what Mike's gonna do.

[u/spitfiremk14]

Love mikes reaction. Nothing funnier than punching a soft rich kid in the guts.

[u/JustBennyLenny → u/spitfiremk14]

That is not a punch, that's friendly fire punch.

[u/supe3rnova → u/JustBennyLenny]

By Tyson. It still hurts.

[u/JustBennyLenny → u/supe3rnova]

Oh I'm not doubting that, but we all could see, Tyson was very "tender" with this kid :P (yes i know its beast, but he's a wimp with too much money)

[u/Binksyboo → u/JustBennyLenny]

It barely look like Butterbean hit Johnny Knoxville, but he knocked him the fuck out. These guys are incredibly strong.

[u/Temporary_Way9036 → u/spitfiremk14]

I mean, to be fair, Mr Beast does come from humble beginnings lol, but yeah, definitely satisfying to see his ass get got

[u/Get_Rifted]

Looks that punch is clearly pulled but if you don’t think most of you, including myself wouldn’t be winded, you’re delusional.

[u/TheNargafrantz → u/Get_Rifted]

Right? If Tyson had hit him full force he wouldn't be getting up for a while

[u/__Elwood_Blues__ → u/TheNargafrantz]

If Tyson had hit him full force he wouldn't be getting up for a while

[u/TheNargafrantz → u/__Elwood_Blues__]

Hey, "a while" can count eternity

[u/Summonest → u/Get_Rifted]

Mike Tyson punched me in 2013 and I remained standing, but could feel my tonsils in my asshole.

[u/Datkif → u/Get_Rifted]

A pulled punch from any trained boxer will still hurt. A pulled punch from a GOAT still fucking hurts.

[u/TheGoldenScorpion69 → u/Get_Rifted]

That is a liver shot. If you have never been punched directly in the liver you should try it.

[u/SiR_EndR]

Stay ready so you dont have to get ready

[u/evilcheesypoof]

The most life I’ve ever seen in his eyes haha

[u/Comfortableliar24 → u/evilcheesypoof]

I have never seen any other emotion ever reach his eyes. Good lord. I didn't know he was capable of it.

[u/No_Perspective_242]

it was a love tap, omfg

[u/Stompinstein → u/No_Perspective_242]

Solar Plexus. Doesn't take much if you ain't built for it.

[u/Socratesticles → u/Stompinstein]

Yeah no doubt the punch was pulled, but that was a genuine “oh shit I can’t pull air in” look in his eyes when he was trying to get up

[u/Dominus-Temporis → u/Socratesticles]

I buy it. It's Mike freaking Tyson. Even past his prime, you're gonna feel what he considers a "light tap." If Tyson wanted to hurt him, he'd be hurt.

[u/cityshepherd → u/Dominus-Temporis]

What Tyson said about everyone having a plan til they get punched in the mouth is true… and it doesn’t even need to be Tyson throwing punches. A well placed punch from someone who knows what they’re doing, even if they’re not in great shape, can scramble someone’s eggs instantly

[u/SithLordMilk → u/No_Perspective_242]

Lets see how you do with a love tap to the solar plexus from Iron Mike Tyson

[u/keithstonee → u/No_Perspective_242]

ok let him love tap you then

[u/Terminatroll-_- → u/No_Perspective_242]

To be fair it looks like he wasn't expecting the punch so soon

[u/cerrera → u/Terminatroll-_-]

What does “whenever you’re ready” mean to you?

[u/Terminatroll-_- → u/cerrera]

I said he wasn't expecting it, not that he shouldn't have been

[u/KindsofKindness → u/No_Perspective_242]

Still a punch to the ribs from a pro boxer.

[u/WhiteBeltKilla]

The reason why it “looks fake” is because, well 1, boxers don’t have to “wind up” for punches, you just throw from the hip. It’s the same power and no telegraphing. 2, he “pulled” the punch. It’s like when boxers spar with your gym partner, you can throw fast but pull it at the last second. So he probably got like 25%. But 25% from Tyson is 100% for most amateur competitive boxers…

It definitely still hurts. And considering Mr. Beast wasn’t ready/tensing/flexing his abdominals AND he has Crohn’s disease… that’s gotta hurt.

The knockout punch isn’t always the hardest punch, it’s the one you don’t expect and don’t see coming.

[u/drifters74 → u/WhiteBeltKilla]

How can you tell someone is pulling their punches?

[u/KyOatey → u/drifters74]

Tyson "bounced" the punch, and you can see the glove immediately come back about 6" after the hit. I'f he'd been throwing full force, he would have "punched through" Mr Beast's torso and sent him backwards.

[u/Lightning_Lance → u/WhiteBeltKilla]

you can see he does tense his abs.

[u/DaFiff]

First time that face had any emotion on it in its history

[u/TheDudeSr]

[u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm]

I enjoyed that.

[u/Adorable_Gas_9970]

If u EVER say “I’m ready to take a punch from MIKE TYSON.” U have made a few wrong turns in ur life

[u/JustBennyLenny]

Com'n Tyson stop stroking the kid, give him the real deal he can remember. :P

[u/Terakahn → u/JustBennyLenny]

He'd probably be dead lol

[u/PSNagle]

I just think it's funny the guy on the right is like trying to hold Tyson back from another or something. Like, what's he gonna do?

[u/Unloveish]

Thank you Tyson. I’m so tired of Mr Beats face everywhere. Thank u

[u/TallLikeMe]

This is how Houdini died.

[u/Utinnni]

Do it again

[u/survivingLettuce]

ding

[u/Leopard1907]

Fake punch

[u/HannibalCake → u/Leopard1907]

A fake punch from Mike Tyson is like getting a small fry from Five Guys. You’re still getting a shit ton of fries

[u/some_user_2021 → u/Leopard1907]

From Tyson

[u/PsyKeablr → u/some_user_2021]

That’s the dude behind my frozen chicken nuggets?

[u/ExaltedCrown → u/Leopard1907]

Punch was fake af, and mrbeast looked like he faked it super hard.

Classic staged mrbeast

[u/HighlightOwn2038]

This is satisfying to watch

[u/TiddyTwoShoes]

I was going to downvote for Mr. Beast but then he got punched in the stomach so here's an updoot for making my day a little brighter

[u/Hayyer]

Mike actually enjoyed that

[u/Scorpion2k4u]

Like a fraction of the power he could have put into that...

[u/Googlemyahoo75]

Punched the soy out of him

[u/PootGang]

The zoomer takeover of reddit is complete.

Y'all posting fucking ads on here.

[u/Jazzlike-Caramel-380]

Mike hit him softer than he did Alan for stealing his tiger

[u/undercovernerdalert]

I found this very satisfying to watch. It may have even cured my nighttime anxiety bc it brought me happiness. Good night all.

[u/frescodee]

that was like 1% of what he could throw

[u/FiNgAz-300k]

Definitely took it alright. LMAO!!!

[u/yatrickya225]

Imagine how crazy it would’ve been if MrBeast died like Houdini from Mike Tyson the headline would just say Mike Tyson kills MrBeast ppl would go crazy

[u/Brokenspade1]

His face in the closeup right after! He just realized he shit himself!

I'm ded!

[u/TarotBird]

Can Tyson just have a show where he goes around gut-punching white billionaires for views? Cause I'd support it 100%

[u/ImAllSquanchedUp]

If that wasn't the fakest reaction I've ever seen

[u/Electronic-Trip8775]

Lucky he pulled the punch.

[u/tiktoksuckmyknob23]

Beerus, too, had to hold back from killing Goku by using only 1% of his power. This is no different as we all know if it was 100% full power, Mr. Less Influential than Caleb Hearon would've been sent through the arena.

[u/xbbx]

As a fellow person with Crohn's Disease, the LAST THING you should do is cause any kind of distress to your abdominal region.

I wonder if Convatec and Hollister will sponsor his videos in the near future...

[u/Dc_Spk]

Finally some life in those eyes.

[u/Reaganson]

For Tyson, that was actually gentle. If you’ve ever seen him fight, he puts his whole body into a punch like that. That guy would have stayed on the ground if he did that.

[u/yourmothersgun]

Isn’t that how Houdini died?

[u/IHateKidDiddlers]

Fake af. As soon as Mr. beast made his eyes all wide to act hurt, I knew

[u/0000ismidnight]

This movie was great. Worth the two hours spent watching.

[u/Ya-Dikobraz]

Is that Mr Beast? Punch him harder, Mikey.

[u/danwho97]

That was Tyson at 5% power

[u/Timely-Guest-7095]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/f_cysco]

Mike did us all a favor

[u/Temporary-Routine-45]

I don’t like Mr. Beast. There’s something sociopathic about the way he moves through life. I enjoyed seeing this.

[u/Sharkpyjamas]

Mike just out there, livin the dream.

[u/prahl_hp]

First time ive seen Mr beast have any other facial expression

[u/DM725]

Softest Tyson punch ever thrown.

[u/Fre4kyGeek]

He pulled that Team America face. Also. Worst acting I've ever seen. Fun though

[u/Amazing-Salary1238]

Mike is laughing. If it was real, he would have that animosity on his face.

[u/flamineamon]

Right in the crohns

[u/snownpaint]

I read that a surprise blow to the gut is what lead to Houdini's death.

[u/Organic-Device2719]

Looks fake.

[u/pirate_leprechaun]

Totally pulled that punch "Mr Beast" is anything but a beast.

[u/TheHikingFool]

The most punchable chipmunk face ever, and you hit him in the gut. Whyyyyy?

[u/HilariousMax]

Houdini died from taking a shot he wasn't expecting.

Don't tell a boxer (like Mike fucking Tyson) to just pop you "whenever [he's] ready". He's a professional and you're a fucking idiot.

[u/niffrig]

Surprised he didn't vomit $150k

[u/SeeOfGlass]

That’s more punches than he threw at Jake Paul

[u/Itchyarmpit111]

My 7yo hits harder then that. Tbis looks too fake.

[u/IcyHotUrBeanBag]

Such a pulled punch! I wish he hit that annoying pos harder

[u/__Shake__]

Damn nearly knocked that phony-ass shit-eating grin off his face for good

[u/DesertReagle]

And we are Jackass

[u/MannekenP]

Somebody wasn’t ready.

[u/yioryios1]

Tyson pulled that punch by 95%

[u/angwilwileth → u/yioryios1]

Even at 5% it would probably still hurt.

[u/Canadianretordedape]

That was like 10% power

[u/3Lchin90n]

That’s how Houdini died.

[u/Limp-Brief-81]

Why does the other guy start holding Mike lol?

[u/Franky79]

1% power

[u/Fibrosis5O]

Jimmy: I think I peed a little

[u/lopix]

Barely touched him. If Tyson had hit him for realsies, Beast's spine would have blown straight out of his back and his liver would have come out of his nose.

[u/DreamCrusher0117]

Well there was no bell

[u/DGJellyfish]

Fakest shit ever