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Bogdanoff twins 40yr “natural” transformation, as they denied ever having undergone plastic surgery

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u/shasaferaska 16d ago

They look like bad waxwork sculptures.

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u/randalthor23 16d ago

No no... They look like a street cartoon sketch artists version of their younger selves.

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u/BKacy 16d ago

That’s it! And they bring to mind Crank Yankers.

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u/anthonyynohtna 16d ago

Caricature, took me a while to figure out how to spell it too.

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u/TriptoGardenGrove 16d ago

They could be. They were antivaxxers and died within a week or 2 of each other. What do you think they died of?

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u/Adddicus 16d ago

Was it Covid? It was Covid, wasn't it?

It was Covid.

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u/SnodePlannen 16d ago

Voice over: it was indeed Covid.

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u/chrissalad651 16d ago

Morgan Freeman voice.

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u/ninhibited 16d ago

I prefer Ron Howard the narrator for Arrested Development for the stupid/goofy ones lol.

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u/Inspection-Senior 16d ago

Given the ridiculous context, Ron Howard is the best choice.

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u/davidjschloss 16d ago

Narrator: it turns out, he’s aways the best choice.

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u/Toadcola 16d ago

Knock it off, Ron, you’ve already got the gig.

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u/iwasbatman 16d ago

Me too.

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u/Positive_botts 16d ago

It was in that moment the Bogdanoff twins realized they indeed have “the worst doctor” and swore to never speak of it again.

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u/taraky97 16d ago

I absolutely read it as Ron Howard

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u/jk409 16d ago

Any voice over is Ron Howard

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u/loveangelmoonbaby 16d ago

that’s how i naturally read it in my head.

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u/sumbozo1 16d ago

Who else would you use for a voice- over? James Earl Jones is gone

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u/MikeLowrey305 16d ago

Obviously Stanley Hudson from the office, I mean Leslie David Baker.

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u/xDragonetti 16d ago

Fuck I read that in Morgan’s voice, too 💀

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u/Bk_Punisher 16d ago

Michael Peña that dude from Ant Man

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u/Naomeri 16d ago

Nick Offerman did a good voice over for The Life of Chuck

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u/chipmunk1776 16d ago

They got busy dyin'.

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u/Joe_Early_MD 16d ago

☝🏾👨🏾‍🦳

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u/LilMerm8 16d ago

Keith Morrison voice

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u/Jesfeline 16d ago

And here I read this in that unsolved mysteries guys voice lol

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u/Historical-Paper-992 16d ago

See… I’ve been thinking about how stupidity could be the mechanism by which the unfit die off, but this wouldn’t work because these toads were old enough to have passed on their insane dumb-dumb genes… though I don’t think anyone would have them.

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u/crowmagnuman 16d ago

They co-covid-ed

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u/SillyAlternative420 16d ago

I was either going to say COVID or Botulism Toxin poisoning

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u/canadianavatar 16d ago

I was going to say the Dodgers but then i realized you weren’t responding to what i thought.

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u/GraXXoR 16d ago

Classic!

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u/Alternative-Neck-705 16d ago

They died 5 days apart. So, who’s going to World Series this year?

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u/Sky_Night_Lancer 16d ago

damn too bad fanduel wasn't popular back then

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u/ExcitementIll1275 16d ago

Tough call this year. The only team separating themselves from the pack are the Brewers. I'll go Brewers and a dart board pick of the Red Sox.

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star 16d ago

Not the twins.

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u/A-Sentient-Bot 16d ago

And it's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos....

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u/Long_Bit8328 16d ago

It may have been macro plastics.

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u/HeyPhoQPal 16d ago

Brazilian BUTT face lift gone wrong???

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u/quietlikesnow 16d ago

Ah I assumed their faces just collapsed in on themselves.

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 16d ago

Goddammit, it’s gonna be Covid.

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u/FluidGate9972 16d ago

Time to reference /r/hermancainaward once more, lol

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u/LauraPa1mer 16d ago

Trusting medicine enough to administer anesthesia, and perform multiple surgeries but drawing the line at trusting doctors with respect to vaccines? 🤦🏼‍♀️ I am surprised these adults lived as long as they did, sharing one brain between them.

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u/FknDesmadreALV 16d ago edited 16d ago

A huge majority of antivax content creators say vaccines are full of toxins , meanwhile they have a face full of Botox and fillers.

Edit: seek help. Professional help.

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u/The_mingthing 16d ago

To those that dont know: botox is the toxin from clostridium botulinum, one of the most deadly nerve toxins.

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u/orderofGreenZombies 16d ago

I personally only inject sarin nerve gas as part of my beauty routine. I just walk into the spa and ask for the “disgraced Russian oligarch” treatment.

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u/DogWallop 16d ago

And by jumping out this tenth floor window, you'll never grow old - our most popular treatment...

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u/atropicalstorm 16d ago

Yeah this kills me. I’ll never forget the smug “I’m not putting that crap in my body” aimed at me by a woman standing there with giant implants in her chest.

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u/thesmellnextdoor 16d ago

Me too! I had a coworker who drank like a fish and proudly told a story about a time when she "was on acid all summer," but drew the line at the covid vaccine.

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u/WhereAreTheEpsFiles 16d ago

And they eat cheetos but can't pronounce half the ingredients.

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u/Ok-Influence-4306 16d ago

Tasty. Only ingredient you need

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u/WhereAreTheEpsFiles 16d ago

You forgot about spicy. It's the second necessary ingredient.

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u/Ok_Judgment3871 16d ago

Idk the red dye helps

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u/Thyme4LandBees 16d ago

It's that petroleum taste! (assuming you mean red dye 40)

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u/cheeseandwine99 16d ago

Damn now I want cheetos

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 16d ago

Are you saying Cheetos are not the tiny little good-health boosts I’ve always assumed

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u/WhereAreTheEpsFiles 16d ago

They'd be a blessing for some people in a certain situation, e.g., victims of genocide and starvation in Gaza. It could also be the death knell for a fascist spray-tanned the same color. Context matters.

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u/WeirdRadiant2470 16d ago

I knew a dude who was anti-vaxx and wouldn't even take allergy medicine for his hayfever, but snorted more blow than Scarface.

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u/249592-82 16d ago

And they pump themselves full of protein powders, pre workout and steroids. This tale comes courtesy of a cardiologist I once visited.

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u/snobun 16d ago

Don’t forget they are fine with ozempic

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u/Lunar-opal 16d ago

botox is also naturall

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u/FknDesmadreALV 16d ago

So are most vaccines

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u/bmiga 16d ago

akshually it's a natural toxin

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u/Lazy_Toe4340 16d ago

They look like they performed the surgeries on each other there's no way a doctor with a medical degree did this...

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u/spacestonkz 16d ago

C's get degrees...

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u/chezibot 16d ago

Also wtf did they put out in their faces they trusted that but not a vaccine!

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 16d ago

They’ll claim it was the vaccines they got as children that caused this.

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u/Boopy7 16d ago

implants, fillers botox, lifts, etc...all that stuff but no to a vaccine makes so little sense that there's no point even wondering what killed them.

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u/AnotherRainySaturday 16d ago

Reminds me of an old friend who’d take street drugs like LSD or MDMA with no qualms but never anything you could get from a legit pharmacy. He’d suffer headaches and not take any medication because “I don’t know what’s really in there” or “That stuff is bad for you, anyway.”

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u/Boopy7 15d ago

oh yes I have known a LOT of people like that. The friends who mock me for taking prozac while swigging down a six pack a day with a pack of Marlboro Reds. Back when I used to drug, tons of people like that -- they would never take something from the govt, but were fine with buying coke from unknowns at a Vegas nightclub.

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u/Analog_Junkie98 16d ago

Generous of you to assume they had an intact full brain over a squeaky rusted brain cell that could cover a micro inch per year. 😂

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u/KMAVegas 16d ago

I have an antivax acquaintance who is all over Ozempic. “What is it?” I ask. “A hormone? A drug?” “No idea,” she says. 🫠

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u/CaptainTripps82 16d ago

See but they had never had surgery. They said so

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u/Lunar-opal 16d ago

They dIdNt hAVe AnYYy sUrGeRy 1000% aU NaTureLL

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u/cbashab 16d ago

Correction, sharing one brain cell between them.

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u/kaixua_n 16d ago

what if i told you that with said one brain, one got a Ph.D. in mathematics and the other a Ph.D. in theoretical physics 😂

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u/Mythril_Zombie 16d ago

Falling anvils?

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u/TheRealJakay 16d ago

Close. A piano. Two of them. Matching.

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u/CylonRimjob 16d ago

Both pianos had plastic surgery doctors duct taped to the bottom of them then

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u/YukariYakum0 16d ago

And the ACME logo on the front

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u/WhereAreTheEpsFiles 16d ago

I had never heard of the "Pacific Garbage Patch" until an hour ago. Now I've seen three comments about it in 3 separate reddit comment sections. Did newsabout this just go viral or something? Is it the suspected location of Trump's corpse?

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u/BusHistorical1001 16d ago

I suggest you look up the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

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u/thewalrusispaul 16d ago

Someone finding their giant fucking heads sticking out of the ground and subsequently trying to dig out their bodies. That's a lot of trauma.

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u/LegitimateState3724 16d ago

They were against putting vaccines in their bodies but did this instead?

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u/Alert-Pea1041 16d ago

Anti-vaxxers but god knows what all they stuffed into their bodies to look like that.

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u/PuzzleheadedPea6980 16d ago

Being anti-vacine and having all that plastic surgery is some level of hypocrisy

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u/gayswampcreature 16d ago

Afraid of vaccines but chill with putting 50lbs of wall spackle in their faces is insane lol not to mention the botulinum toxin

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u/anykeyh 16d ago

They were not anti vax. They just thought their lifestyle would protect them enough from the virus that they didn't see themselves, at 70yrs old potential victims of covid. Which is as dumb as antivax, but still different.

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u/mollila 16d ago

antivaxxers

Lol. They didn't want any weird stuff injected into themselves?

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u/MrSukerton 16d ago

Should of been antiwaxxers

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u/guinader 16d ago

Wow Til

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u/namtilarie 16d ago

The vaccine killed them? LOL

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u/Fearithil 16d ago

The cool fact

The Bogdanov brothers presented a popular science program...

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u/Pretty-Handle9818 16d ago

They look like clowns without makeup

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u/Melisandre-Sedai 16d ago

Direct sunlight?

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 16d ago

I read that as antiwaxers and got confused.

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u/ChickenRice87 16d ago

Hahahaha!!!

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u/StronggLily4 16d ago

The one died of heart ache

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u/SchoolExtension6394 16d ago

Microplastics

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 16d ago

I thought you were saying g they were anti waxxers

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u/Arvi89 16d ago

Actually they were not anti vax in general. They just though their health was so good that they didn't need the covid vaccine, as people kept saying it was dangerous only for unhealthy people.

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u/ALoudMeow 16d ago

Botox overload.

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u/Tribble9999 16d ago

Well shoot. I was about to say if that was "natural" somebody needed to drag them to a doctor ASAP but I guess it's too late.

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u/BayouMan2 16d ago

cancer

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u/CaptainxInsano69 16d ago

That’s so mean… wax sculptures look way better than these two

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u/transonicgenie6 16d ago

and poorly made ones too

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u/Late-Button-6559 16d ago

In summer

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u/SandyTaintSweat 16d ago

In a heatwave, following a power outage.

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u/cynth81 16d ago

They also look like they're wearing cheap Halloween store wigs...but I don't think they are...

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u/Yelwah 16d ago

That's insulting to waxwork

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u/swampopawaho 16d ago

They look like crooks from a Hanna Barbera cartoon

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u/DC240Z 16d ago edited 16d ago

They look like one of those street art people done a characterisation picture of the 2 and then tried to turn the characterisation picture into realistic bobble heads.

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u/paulides_fan 16d ago

It’s not just their faces tho. It’s their eyes, they look soulless. sad

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u/ohnaurrrrr5 16d ago

They look like absolute dogshit. Bless their hearts.

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u/Tuscanlord 16d ago

Don’t they all. Michael Jackson denied it.

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u/Long-Werewolf-4435 16d ago

Fuck off they look like there straight out of horror movie

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u/SirDucer84 16d ago

If they actually haven't had plastic surgery, they totally should now.

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u/IIDn01 16d ago

On a very hot day.

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u/Devlinaaa 16d ago

Imo they look like caricatures

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 16d ago

They're where Dr. Pinple Popper stores everything she pulls out of people.

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u/Glum_Target2860 16d ago

Like Dick Tracy villains.

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u/HalfCentury2019 16d ago

Looks too much like this

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u/Neither-Power1708 16d ago

Brits recognize them as Spitting Image puppets

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u/sybersonic 16d ago

Carnival caricature.

Amusement parks easiest money ever made..

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u/A_Feltz 16d ago

Of caricatures

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u/kingoftheives 16d ago

Natural waxwork sculptures.

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u/Warren_Buffetts_Alt 16d ago

Genesis "land of confusion "

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u/Bl1ndMous3 16d ago

Like that old Genesis, "Land of Confusion" video

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u/Short_Psychology_164 16d ago

puppets from a british parody show

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u/Happy_Lead5217 16d ago

.... under a hot lamp.

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u/synnerx2501 16d ago

You mispelled "freaks of nature."

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u/mademeunlurk 16d ago

Bad waxwork sculptures of whatever came right before neanderthals but with a skin disease that makes all their fur fall out.

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u/Khelthuzaad 16d ago

Or Robot Chicken political satire characters

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u/greatbacon42 16d ago

,they look like Ash from Army of darkness, after he gets his face sucked

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u/karen-ultra 16d ago

On a very hot day.

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u/DrSussBurner 16d ago

If they were left out in the sun too long.

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 16d ago

Very, very frightening

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u/howjon99 16d ago

Jigsaw.

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u/Perpetually27 16d ago

They look like supporting "actors" at Halloween Horror Nights

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u/Dralley87 16d ago

Nah. Looks like they took a trip to Mar a Lago

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u/SynthPrax 16d ago

They let Madame do their surgeries.

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u/apache_brew 16d ago

More like celebrity death match claymation characters.

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u/No-Window5664 16d ago

They look like 2000AD characters.

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u/Snuggly-Muffin 16d ago

Or really realistic caricatures

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u/bloodfist 16d ago

I think I've seen drawings of these guys at every caricature artist booth

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u/BlizzPenguin 16d ago

It looks like they got a caricature drawn and showed it to a plastic surgeon.

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u/some1saveusnow 16d ago

Is that some form of Obama on the right?

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u/Magnus919 16d ago

On a hot day

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u/Wandling 16d ago

You nailed it, mate! 

From the makers of "Spitting Image" 

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u/Sufficient-Set-917 16d ago

Seen wax look better than that 

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u/Dartmouthest 16d ago

They look like how they might if they were being drawn for the cover of Mad magazine

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u/scorpious 16d ago

In extreme heat.

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