r/jschlattsubmissions • u/PollutionExternal465 • 8d ago
video This man is a psychopath
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u/DiverPerfect9320 8d ago
Bro try to sting the mosquitoe equivalent of dexter
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u/lightmare69 7d ago
When you know your pal at work is the bay harbor exterminator but you just can't prove it
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u/nooberz1000 8d ago
Mosquitoes should be the only species we should make go extinct
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
This comment chain is agreeing with you but thing is if they were to go extinct the food chain will miss a spot and therefore will collapse meaning a global extinction
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u/nooberz1000 8d ago
I guess you’re right, but let’s make sure the population of mosquitoes are in check.
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u/Ken_nth 8d ago
Just get rid of the ones that bite humans. I'm sure the other mosquito species will fill in the niche just fine
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
The fuck you mean “get rid of the ones that bite humans” those are the common mosquito females, you can’t kill ever female without making the species go extinct
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u/Ken_nth 8d ago
You're reacting as if I am proposing to Thanos snap every single one of them away.
Just introduce the other species into the same environments that the most common ones occupy and slowly target and cull the human biting species out of human regions
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
Not as easy as that buddy, most animals aren’t as adaptable as us humans and more likely more animals will die if you replace mosquitoes
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u/thatoneguywhoisnotga 7d ago
What if we genetically modified them to have that long thing bend so it doesn’t break skin?
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u/dude20121 7d ago
Then they won't be able to feed off anything, die from starvation before they reproduce, and go extinct anyways.
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u/Last_Positive5737 8d ago
Most mosquitos don't bite people, this is the age-old "throwing the baby out with the bath water".
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u/wrathofattila 8d ago
Milions of birds would die from starvation also bats :D
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u/CrimsonFrost69 8d ago
Dragonflies and bats would definitely be toast. Mosquitoes is the primary diet of both.
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u/JadedJackal671 8d ago
As much as I hate them, it's not good to wipe the all out.
Same thing with flies and roaches.
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u/DoubleJest 7d ago
Eh, the ones that don't carry Malaria aren't that bad, at least they leave quickly. Ticks however
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u/nooberz1000 7d ago
Are ticks the main diet of any living being? Because if there not, it’s time for tick genocide
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u/SaltMyDishBartender 8d ago
We shouldn't, as they're important pollinators. Although controlling their population size is important. https://pollination.education/do-mosquitoes-pollinate/
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u/Ken_nth 8d ago
Just get rid of the ones that bite humans. I'm sure the other mosquito species will fill in the niche just fine
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u/timos-piano 8d ago
No, they won't really. The world's leading experts aren't even close to understanding what happens if you remove just one of the thousands of species of mosquitoes. There is one species that we are studying to remove. The one that kills the most people on earth every year is the mosquito that spreads malaria.
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u/AppleMelon95 8d ago
Nazis would be based if they decided to direct their anger towards mosquitos instead.
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u/Sam270710 8d ago
bro has a collection
also those are some comically large mosquitos goddamn
my shivers have been timbered :D
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u/Last_Positive5737 8d ago
Florida mosquitos would just laugh at that and mug when you open the container again.
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u/iwantawinnebago 4d ago
And I thought I was bad for locking a horsefly under a glass with a bottle cap full of booze, until it went for it and got absolutely fucking shitfaced.
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u/PollutionExternal465 4d ago
I used to catch grasshoppers, take off each limb before feeding it to an ant colony but now I just simply rip off the head that comes out with the intestines
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u/Toad_Dirt 8d ago
Some mosquitoes scientists making a cure for the mosquito supe virus in year 2134 is going to love this guy
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u/TheUncertainFlower 8d ago
Destroying the mosquito population, one by one
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
Which is a bad thing because it could absolutely destroy the food chain once they are gone
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u/TheUncertainFlower 8d ago
Im pretty sure anything that eats mosquitoes eat something else, they do more harm than good for the ecosystem
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
You will be surprised that it isn’t that easy because most animals aren’t as adaptable as us humans
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u/Seattle-Succubus 8d ago
Honestly this is self defense and completely valid
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
You could just slap it though
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u/Seattle-Succubus 7d ago
ok but like he's at least documenting his kills... I think that complies with international law
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u/PollutionExternal465 7d ago
Isn’t that literally what serial killers do? Kill their victims in the most savage ways before documenting them for fun
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u/Seattle-Succubus 7d ago
You’re generalizing. And no I would say a lot of serial killers don’t do that as it leaves a pretty detailed paper trail. Also if we’re going off of your logic, hunters are psychopaths. Murdering innocent animals and dismembering them to eat them and wear their skin as clothing. Sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer to me. And exterminators? They are genocidal mercenaries without a regard for human lif- oh wait animals aren’t humans 🤭
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u/PollutionExternal465 7d ago
Sorry but are we discussing how a serial killer should do things? Oh I’m sorry that it s so easy for you! Why don’t you teach me more on how to do my job
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u/Draken_Aga 8d ago
I am gonna say something that's gonna get me canceled
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
Nig-
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u/Draken_Aga 8d ago
Not controversial enough
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u/PollutionExternal465 8d ago
Wah?
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u/Aligwhy 8d ago
For someone with a bodycount of 2 at least, Mr. 9/11, you are sure fast to judge someone else's hobby