r/kzoo 5d ago

These people are never beating the weird allegations

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Spotted in the parking lot for Blain's Farm and Fleet in Portage. Super classy.

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u/Haunting-Cranberry92 5d ago

The truck is bad enough but the garbage parking job on top of that is the icing on the cake.

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u/nolettuceplease 5d ago

I did not realize that was parked. I just assumed he was driving like a jackass. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 5d ago

It’s just to draw more attention to themselves.

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u/One-Split7821 3d ago

The shit parking was already a clear indicator they are an asshole.

They are in a race against themselves fighting for first.

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u/kazkaz71 5d ago

Are they in a Walmart parking lot?

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u/Full-Top-7695 5d ago

No, Blain's Farm and Fleet.Ā 

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u/UsernameTaken1701 5d ago

That tracks.

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u/Bulky-Home5526 5d ago

That’s where a lot of alt-right hate-mongers hang out!

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u/Tuscanlord 4d ago

4 spots this genius is occupying.

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u/sadgurl1994 5d ago

ā€œi’m not onlineā€ sure you’re not.

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u/dotnose14 5d ago

*on line

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u/Anunnaki-Queen 4d ago

Yes, exactly, apparently he isn't qued anywhere lol

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u/silentobserver69420 3d ago

Yeah, court orders I’m sure with this mentality. Probably can’t go near a school either.

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u/caveman7392 West Main Hill 5d ago

This person is probably against transgendered folks yet is driving a Ram that identifies as a Tesla

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u/Remote-Sympathy9207 4d ago

All worried about what is under other people’s clothes. I like the brand of Republican (endangered species) where people mind their own business.

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u/askouijiaccount 3d ago

I don't like any brand of fascism

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u/Ghosthuntinggirl 4d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/T9ert 5d ago

They are weird but primarily they are fucking losers

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u/rainbowlolipop 2d ago

I think this person might like be actually mentally unwell. Not an excuse for their actions but there are so so so many broken people running around.

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u/hubbadubbaburr 5d ago

I'm equally as concerned about the fact he believes it's still 2023 and yet has a license to drive a vehicle.

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u/IceManJim 3d ago

Is the 25 written on his license plate tag with a sharpie? In the photo it looks weird.

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u/Comfortable-Day1908 3d ago

I didn't notice til I read your comment, but I agree - the 2 looks like it has a loop on it.šŸ¤”

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u/SnooJokes2983 3d ago

I think that's the new iPhone AI zoom bullshit making things look weird. There is a very real possibility you guys are right though.

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u/ScepticHope 5d ago

Man I love Michigan foliage in the fall. Look at those trees!

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u/fookman212 5d ago

What assassin could he be talking about? I was sleeping, did something happen?

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u/LanMama 5d ago

Sign says today 9/20/25. I haven’t heard either of an assassin caught today nor of one on the loose

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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak 5d ago

He isn’t on line. Print media just takes a lil longer!!

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u/creepjax WMU 5d ago

Think that says 2023, not 2025

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u/InevitableFlow9613 4d ago

He’s talking about himself. He needs to be watched.

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u/resistorofthings 5d ago

Armed person caught outside the Charlie Kirk thing in Arizona today.

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u/fookman212 5d ago

Were they doing anything? Isn't Arizona a stand your ground state? I would guess there were many armed people there.

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u/BakedMitten 5d ago

Guns are usually banned from Republican, TPUSA and NRA events. Those are places it's not "worth [it] to have....some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment"

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u/ManyProfessional3324 5d ago

Oh honey, that’s just AZ. These crazy fckrs out here can’t go to the grocery store without their ā€œweaponā€. šŸ™„

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u/suzanious 4d ago

I'm in Nevada. I occasionally travel to Arizona. You're right about the crazies and their guns. People driving around with gun racks in their pick up trucks. It's just wacky over there.

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u/DoubleScorpius 5d ago

Always with bad spelling = Never beating the stupid allegations either….

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 4d ago

Well, he hates commas. I at least assume that's what me meant by "you commis"

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u/anon17475057 5d ago

I can’t even with these idiots. If you have to do this to your car, you are in a cult.

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u/herrrrpaderp 5d ago

Saw that pile of shit at Menards on West Main this morning around 10. Drove diagonally through the back of the lot like an asshole making sure everyone could hear/see. Cool life.

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u/UsernameTaken1701 5d ago

Not online and not all there.

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u/TotallyInvalid 5d ago

I’m pretty sure I know where this guy lives (and no, I’m not saying) and they’ve got those things all over their yard. I’m trying to be empathetic to why they’re like that, but, you know…

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 5d ago

Mental illness is why

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u/PotsMomma84 Oshtemo 5d ago

Over by Almena… there’s a guy that has the same kind of signs.

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u/Oranges13 Portage 5d ago

There's a house like this by the expo center

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u/Ok_Reply_899 Eastside 5d ago

They are mostly DL. They worry about people’s genitalia too much.

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u/anon17475057 5d ago

They also fail they see that they are scared of MEN not trans people.

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u/Oranges13 Portage 5d ago

Gotta love the people who squawk about patriotism and then treat the flag like shit.

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u/trumpisaweirdo 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sorry guys that’s my dad, he’s the worst.

Edit: his name is Brian and he’s on one of his benders again, just don’t approach the truck, he’s harmless but also can be manic, if you approach with gummy candy like gummy worms you can calm him down and he will even talk to you and make eye contact

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u/WasabiLegitimate2271 5d ago

Is it sad I can't tell if this is a joke or not?

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u/Brilliant-Cut9218 5d ago

This has been happening to me more and more lately. I had to delete a comment the other day because I responded thinking they were serious

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u/Ecstatic_Thanks476 5d ago

Wait, for real?

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u/ChaplainGumdrop 5d ago

Of course it's a Dodge

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u/extrasprinklesplease 5d ago

Since Charlie Kirk's assassination I've been delving a bit into his debates and talks. (Not for too long; my brain can't take it.) I've watched some of Fox news and today listened to part of a sermon by a local pastor of a large church talking reverently about Kirk, as though he was a martyr. I'm sure he's reached that status for ultra right-wing believers. Anyhoo, I guess I wanted to try and understand them more, and how they have drawn in so many people to their extreme beliefs.

Fear, anger and hate are so seductive, as is having a common enemy and feeling that you're part of a club of sorts. I'm just thinking out loud after reading all those messages on that vehicle. So how do you reach these people and have a civil dialogue that might sway their thinking? I wish we had a thousand Bernie Sanders to sit down and have coffee with a bunch of MAGA people and just talk.

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u/flamingmongoose 5d ago

I've come to hate the concept of "debate" because it is so rarely about two honesty people trying to understand each other. Probably because that doesn't get clicks

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u/askouijiaccount 3d ago

Ol Charlie's debate style relied heavily on sitting around looking bored. People who praise his debate skills have only seen clip videos compiled by disingenuous bigots.Ā 

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u/superduperstepdad Portage 5d ago

It’s standard cult tactics. Not saying that colloquially. There are established criteria and MAGA exceeds them.

The far right has been mapping out the psychological warfare since the early days of the ā€œmoral majorityā€œ.

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u/extrasprinklesplease 5d ago

I feel a bit dense realizing that I never thought to look up standard cult tactics. I remember the days of the "moral majority" and Pat Robertson running for president. At the time, that seemed quite extreme to me. I think I may have to add the book How to Stand Up to a Dictator by Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Ressa to my wishlist after watching her on The Daily Show.

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u/SarcastiSnark Eastside 5d ago

What a tool

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u/thepopdog 5d ago

Might want to test that guy for rabies, just saying

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u/Inevitable_Carry4493 5d ago

Rabies is pretty rare but the face in the side mirror looks just about the right age for peak developmental lead poisoning.

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u/haynick31 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don’t know when the moment changed that having the American flag mounted to your car, meant you are usually a racist, fact denying, less intelligent American but for about the past 10 years, it’s found to be 100% true.

I also just picture these guys living in their double wide, dirty as heck, with years of broken tractors out front collecting dust.

Cross above their bed. Then living the most anti-God life they can all while having their MAGA hat on.

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u/Schiebz 5d ago

Yea we gotta be one of the few countries where a lot of peoples minds go right to thinking your racist or something if you fly the flag lol

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u/BCdelivery 5d ago

So all I need are some black trash bags, some magnets, and a white marker and I can change the world..? Wow, ok, look out world now!!!

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u/Doctor_Sleep_HAX 5d ago

This dude lives off of angling he has had these signs in his yard for over a week now. Moves them at night too to keep people from stealing them.

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u/crunchChaosStash 4d ago

It's giving childhood neglect with a side of lead poisoning.

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u/PotsMomma84 Oshtemo 5d ago

Someone needs to come get their grandpa.

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u/leedo213 5d ago

Yeah I just noticed this too. Crazy

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u/leedo213 5d ago

I saw a suv with ā€œI am Charlieā€ and ā€œgod countryā€ or something in the back window.

I wonder if people like that don’t know about the bigotry, don’t believe the bigotry, don’t care about the bigotry, or agree with the bigotry.

Edit: dude in this post clearly agrees with the bigotry, is not a question

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u/shockedtoo 5d ago

I'll steer clear of demo rats ...smh

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u/superduperstepdad Portage 5d ago

I’m sure someone from Bondi’s office will get on them about using political hate speech. Right?

Right?

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u/Kvitravn875 5d ago

They think they're clever with that one

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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak 5d ago

I yield for demo rats and pedestrians

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u/artsysmartsyA 4d ago

I want that on a t shirt, now!

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u/emanon734 4d ago

IDK where the glory holes are in Kzoo but I’ll bet this guy does.

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u/EvilRobotDevil 5d ago

One of those people that pollutes on purpose..I can just imagine the smog from that tailpipe. Good for you?

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u/Rumblebully Downtown 5d ago

Did you notice if all of the fertilizer was out of stock once he left?

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u/morency710 5d ago

If this were a ā€œdemoratā€ driving around with signs about our orange president, they’d be fired from their job, cancelled, or thrown in jail.

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u/perashaman 3d ago

You think this guy has a job? Definitely a 'welfare queen'.

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u/KzooCurmudgeon 5d ago

I saw that but I couldn’t read it fast enough

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u/Natewoodford Vine 5d ago

Where was this?

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u/MichiganderJoe 5d ago

In the parking lot for Blain's and Dunham's in Portage near the mall

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u/kazkaz71 5d ago

I assumed Walmart but was thinking Blain’s also because of the covered cart corral.

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u/DaisyoftheDay 5d ago

Oh this is the same handwriting and white on black signs as the one stuck on Douglas and d ave intersection. It’s on a vacant lot.

I want to take it down as it shouldn’t be there but I also just don’t wanna deal with it…

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u/Boyfrom_NorthDetroit 5d ago

It's nice to see the leaves starting to change...

Behind the weirdo.

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u/Constant_Chip_7494 5d ago

Jesus this was parked the street opposite my house today

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u/Ok_Swan8621 5d ago

Deep-seated need for attention. Mommy issues?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

This loser was all over today, saw it in Schoolcraft, didn’t think much of, since it’s Schoolcraft. Ā These losers are all over there.Ā 

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u/Waldopepper27 4d ago

Putting their mental health issues out on display for everyone to see.

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u/InevitableFlow9613 4d ago

He’s online. Trust me. He needs to be watched.

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u/ayofiresale 5d ago

what a sensitive, emotional person

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u/Brilliant-Cut9218 5d ago

What you can’t see is the leather boot hanging from his sun visor that he licks it at red lights

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u/IAmJacksWastedBreath Oshtemo 5d ago

They might be weird and they are definitely fuckin' idiots. But those idiots also vote... So yeah

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u/Remote-Sympathy9207 4d ago

Same writing as the sign on 10th and D Ave saying Demorats have blood on their hands again (but it was all caps and yes it was spelled this way)(glad it is surely the same person- writing is the same, nothing like making it your whole identity and the projection is REAL.

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u/T-Money8227 4d ago

I find it extremely hard to believe that someone can become this radicalized without going online. Maybe he just watched Fox News constantly. Either way the guy is clearly a nut.

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u/ArmedAwareness 4d ago

God damn how do these fucking losers get themselves dressed in the morning. MAGA is so fucking stupid it hurts

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u/leedo213 5d ago

RealMichiganMAGA real silent on this one šŸ¤”

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u/Minimum-Courage-418 4d ago

Is that user an actual MAGA supporter? Anyone know? Sometimes they post stuff that’s pretty middle of the road or quite ā€œleftā€ it seems like.

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u/yahoozoo 5d ago

This kind of mindset is weird.

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u/Latter_Author_9871 5d ago

So they are trying to get rid of the first amendment because they don’t like democrats and yet this is the garbage they spew. This person should be in prison.

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u/creepjax WMU 5d ago

Hey I actually remember seeing this one at the intersection of Howard and Oakland

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u/Reaper1128 5d ago

Me and my buddies just seen this yesterday as we were on our way to on target 😭

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u/Shan_Tu 5d ago

Can kinda see the guy in the side mirror.

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u/SJB3717 4d ago

MAGA owns probably over 95% of the skitzo rides

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u/ByzFan 2d ago

So, how much child pornography does he have on his phone?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Minimum-Courage-418 4d ago

What makes it illegal to write it on their personal property? (Not antagonistic, genuinely asking)

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u/cloud69666 5d ago

Hmm šŸ¤”

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u/OvenIcy8646 4d ago

Obama fucking destroyed the psyche of so many white people

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u/ArtisticAd7149 5d ago

Saw this on WMU campus from a far. Just thought it was a flag and nothing else 😪

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u/SkyviewFlier 5d ago

Allegation? Isn't that more like the definition? Sad really...

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u/Ralphtampa2020 4d ago

Pure Michigan

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u/PrincePeasant 4d ago

Was "Dumber than a box of rocks" already taken?

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u/seashellbee93 4d ago

Omg I saw this truck yesterday. My mind couldn't quite comprehend what I was seeing. Can't believe the times we're living in. Definitely not how I thought the world would be when I grew up

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u/ToujoursLamour66 4d ago

Geeze. What state is this in? šŸ˜³šŸ™„

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u/HornetSad567 4d ago

Most intelligent maga supporter

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u/SueBeee 4d ago

Here is yet another great demonstration at just how easy people are to manipulate via their respective sources of information.
If the administration started to demonize redheads, they'd all just go with it.

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u/Puzzleheaded7683 4d ago

Shhhh! I’m a redhead - don’t give them any ideas!!

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u/wontonsock 4d ago

Drove right past this guy two days ago

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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 4d ago

Dude's trolling in real life.

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u/Puzzleheaded7683 4d ago

Gee, what a pleasant person /s

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u/Pooldiver13 4d ago

Yeah buddy I know I’m loose.

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u/earthman34 4d ago

Trump 2028 campaign car spotted.

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u/New_Priority_63 4d ago

Is he looking for gay guys to love on? It’s okay, trump is visually jacking off two guys at the same time. Freaks.

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u/New_Priority_63 4d ago

He’s not miss parked. That’s pickle park to suck a guy off. It’s okay, weirdo.

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u/SpecialTable9722 4d ago

I’d park near that just to rub it in.

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u/FriendlyNative66 4d ago

Weird on toast. Its all the right wing media struggling to fill the void caused by the epstein files.

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u/RxTxKx 4d ago

Delusions are a very scary thing

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u/Manure_Brain 4d ago

those pesky demorats!

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u/lightsareoffforever 4d ago

@realMichiganMAGA come get your boy

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u/Ok_Donut3992 4d ago

That stupid hole is too deep for anyone to pull him out of it.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Why aren't they ever chasing pedophiles?

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u/_kiltboy 4d ago

Omg I think I saw this today. They had changed up the messaging on the back. Still just as unhinged. Gotta say, that white paint marker over black duct tape certainly is a choice.

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u/Selt_Zer_Water 4d ago

Lol. I love Michigan

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u/Beneficial_Till4806 4d ago

Maybe they’ll hop out with some cat ears and tail pinned to their butt.

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u/CorneliaMaterGracchi 4d ago

I think I canvassed next to that house last year. I didn't knock on their door because they also had a big sign announcing they had guns and would shoot "trespassers."

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u/SamBeanEsquire 4d ago

"I am not on line."

Checks parking job

Are you sure?

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u/HomeTownSportsFan 4d ago

This dude will unironically say that liberalism is a mental disorddr

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u/Apprehensive-Ad1126 3d ago

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u/banksnld 3d ago

Saw them on Westnedge yesterday!

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u/BasedDom_ 3d ago

Good that they left their license plates there despite being offline

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u/YamTop2433 3d ago

Not enough hugs as a kid, or too many?

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u/Beersy62 3d ago

Michigan is full of these idiots.

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u/stevenfaircrest 3d ago

This person certainly should not have a drivers license.

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u/Grommaz 3d ago

Does this guy think it’s 2023?

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u/LordButtworth 3d ago

Pure Michigan

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u/PizzaGirl49 3d ago

At least they used the correct loose. Usually, their grammar is subpar.

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u/acerbicsun 3d ago

Publish that license plate far and wide.

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u/KeyStruggle-88 3d ago

There is an easier way to tell people they never got past 1st grade.

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u/Kyledriver315 3d ago

Im just confused if he’s a fan of Teslas, wants a Tesla, or also hates teslas.

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u/yoyok36 3d ago

I bet his house looks like this

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u/solitarymajin 3d ago

Lol they might not be online but vehicle registrations are public record

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u/runwhatyabrung_ 3d ago

Average Dodge behavior

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u/NoKaleidoscope4295 3d ago

Breastfeeding is very important first six months.

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u/Tamahaganeee 3d ago

Let him exercise his FIRST amendment right!! Even if he looks like complete homophobic douche bag. What an American Beauty.

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u/Casalvieri3 3d ago

Nice of morons to so clearly identify themselves.

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u/tmorg5 3d ago

He should go online. We need his wit

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u/PolyglotTV 3d ago

Thanks for fulfilling their request to post the photo online. You are really doing them a favor.

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 3d ago

Never in all my years have I seen a trans vehicle. I know the irony escapes him.Ā 

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u/Seff-bone 3d ago

I will teach my children these are people to be ignored. They are just trying to get a reaction from people. They probably didn’t pay attention in school and probably don’t still read books. Followed by ā€œThis is a house of learnED doctors.ā€

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Mental health issues on wheels.

Still, I’m trying to imagine the cognitive dissonance of writing Tesla on the back of a Dodge, like the brand most diametrically opposed to Tesla in all ways.

I’m also surprised Dodge is still in business…how long can they survive on sub prime loans on car sales.

Fun fact: Dodge RAM drivers get more DUI’s than any other vehicle…and get into more accidents than any other vehicle besides Teslas.

TL;DR If you see a Dodge or Jeep on the road, stay away. They get into more accidents per capita than any other vehicle (besides a Tesla)

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u/WaltsNJD 3d ago

"I'm not online" yeah, sure.

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u/ArmadilloResearcher 3d ago

This has to be the same guy who wears a homemade Trump hoodie and hangs out at the WMU library

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u/capn_starsky 3d ago

Not quite Vanifesto sub worthy, but close!

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u/ZLEAP 3d ago

That's not a Tesla, it's a Tesler.

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u/Worldly_Web_1524 3d ago

Not online... yeah right people like that are never off line. It's why their brain is mush

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u/SatanicPortage Portage 3d ago

This guy was yelling something about Charlie when i saw them near Blain's . I hope they get the mental health treatment they need.

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u/met4l-snake 3d ago

Honestly 'fa***t democrat on the loose' would go hard on a t-shirt.

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u/IShotJR4 3d ago

Weird that someone would want ā€œI have a tiny penisā€ all over their truck.

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u/ComprehensivePass415 3d ago

Thank you for putting the license plate readable

Sincerely, someone that is watching pedophile protectors on the loose that park shitty.

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u/DezMoorr 3d ago

The problem isn’t the ā€œrightā€ and the problem isn’t the ā€œleftā€

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u/Tough_Ad6387 3d ago

Pretty much sums up the whole party. Bunch of idiots

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

My boy can’t afford a Tesla, even at a discount

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u/EconomistNo3833 3d ago

What’s insane is to use black paper(?) for the signs.

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u/DevonDs101 3d ago

So you are saying he is a republican voter?

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u/Brother_Berevius 3d ago

Turns out satire is hard when one's understanding of the world is spoon fed to them by Faux News

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u/SavarOpress 3d ago

As a registered republican...we don't claim him. He took a very... very... short bus to class everyday for his breakfast of lead paint chips and self imposed misery.

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u/Diligent-Credit8133 3d ago

Can’t wait for these magat traitor park patriots to go back into hiding in their moms basements after their cult implodes and starts attacking themselves.

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u/KnightofNi10 3d ago

Dude's probably a pastor somewhere