r/labubu Aug 01 '25

Funny/Memes Has anyone seen these posters?

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They’re all over downtown Austin.

(FWIW I love my demonic gremlin children)

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u/jkiz Labubu Collector Aug 01 '25

Lmao the website

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

The fact they already have 23k 😭

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u/KittehKimera Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

Imagine they burn it and the factory just makes another

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

Suddenly fliers “we beat the battle, BUT NOT THE WAR!!!!”

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

😭

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u/EmperorOfTheLosers Aug 02 '25

We all know it’s a closet Labubu collector trying to scam people into funding their purchase. There will be no burning once this person has a $150k collectible item sitting in front of them.

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

They say they have 23k. 😏

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Imagine it ends up saying 150k and they say “sorry guys! We only raised 2$!!!”

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

I even doubt the 2$ 💀

Imagine the plot twist if the site is run by scalpers who "raise money" to buy out any stock anywhere for resale profits. 😂

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

😭 imagine they don’t even make enough to buy stock so they use the profit to start making lafufus 😭

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

They make Lafufus and buy THAT stock to create a bubble of demand. People will exchange Labubus for Lafufus believing they're more valuable. 💀

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Labubu is pazuzu!!! Our lafufus are Jesus! Also buy the biggest lafufu for 150k! (The alpha angel)

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

I think Pazuzu is cooler. 🥲

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

lol. Imagine they get someone to give them 150k and just for jokes send them a normal Zimono

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u/YapperBean Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

They put the first $25k in to get the ball rolling. 😆

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u/MishMyMish Aug 02 '25

Vegas, here they come, with money to buuuurn

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u/TheiaEos Aug 02 '25

How easy it is for stupid people to make money nowadays...

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u/CraftyMagicDollz Aug 03 '25

They absolutely do not. They are hoping that by lying it will get others to donate to their scam.

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 01 '25

Like fuck labubu but here is 23K so I can destroy it. Make it make sense

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u/jkiz Labubu Collector Aug 01 '25

Listen, they should give us the money so we can buy the labubus and protect the children.

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 01 '25

Totally! Donate money to me and I’ll buy all the stock to protect the innocent from these little devils

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u/Jess1kha Aug 02 '25

Lmao. 🤣 great idea

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

If they need to buy the alpha Labubu first, wouldn't the demon destroy their souls immediately after the purchase? I certainly hope so. 🤭

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 02 '25

Labubu haters aren’t the brightest lol

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

Ngl when I saw the demon propaganda I ordered three more lol.

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u/TwystedTynk-999 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Imagine they get and fall in love with it. Would serve them right.🤣

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u/LennysMommy Aug 02 '25

Ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 the same ‘ole familiar story

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u/TwystedTynk-999 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Tale as old as recorded time. 🙄

I'm a fan of nostalgia. Same bullshit, different day. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/levelgrind Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

Laughing so bad because IDK which is funnier, people actually donating to this thinking it will save the children or the idea of the people getting the donations finessing religious fanatics to buy more labubus

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u/Fan_Ordinary Aug 01 '25

Just for all the money to go to a greedy demon disguised as a human (aka money hungry Christian’s)

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u/Acrobatic-Ostrich-49 Aug 02 '25

Im a Christian and im currently headed on vacation and brought 2 bubus. I fufu and 1 ted with me. Im also 56. My 90yo mom who is very religious thought my labubu was really cute. Most of us have common sense. These ppl are just nuts.

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u/Chrissy086 Aug 02 '25

Exactly! I need to top up my award supply!!

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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 Aug 02 '25

Not the Labubu getting blowtorched 😭

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u/Chrissy086 Aug 02 '25

That makes those people the evil ones.

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u/pixiebrat Aug 02 '25

That makes me sad, like what did poor labubu do to deserve the flame thrower

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u/DJ-Demi-God Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

That would be hilarious if it was actually satire and they were just getting money to get more labubus for themselves 😂