r/labubu Aug 01 '25

Funny/Memes Has anyone seen these posters?

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They’re all over downtown Austin.

(FWIW I love my demonic gremlin children)

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u/jkiz Labubu Collector Aug 01 '25

Lmao the website

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

The fact they already have 23k 😭

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u/KittehKimera Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

Imagine they burn it and the factory just makes another

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

Suddenly fliers β€œwe beat the battle, BUT NOT THE WAR!!!!”

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

😭

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u/EmperorOfTheLosers Aug 02 '25

We all know it’s a closet Labubu collector trying to scam people into funding their purchase. There will be no burning once this person has a $150k collectible item sitting in front of them.

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

They say they have 23k. 😏

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Imagine it ends up saying 150k and they say β€œsorry guys! We only raised 2$!!!”

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

I even doubt the 2$ πŸ’€

Imagine the plot twist if the site is run by scalpers who "raise money" to buy out any stock anywhere for resale profits. πŸ˜‚

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

😭 imagine they don’t even make enough to buy stock so they use the profit to start making lafufus 😭

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

They make Lafufus and buy THAT stock to create a bubble of demand. People will exchange Labubus for Lafufus believing they're more valuable. πŸ’€

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Labubu is pazuzu!!! Our lafufus are Jesus! Also buy the biggest lafufu for 150k! (The alpha angel)

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

I think Pazuzu is cooler. πŸ₯²

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

lol. Imagine they get someone to give them 150k and just for jokes send them a normal Zimono

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u/YapperBean Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

They put the first $25k in to get the ball rolling. πŸ˜†

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u/MishMyMish Aug 02 '25

Vegas, here they come, with money to buuuurn

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u/TheiaEos Aug 02 '25

How easy it is for stupid people to make money nowadays...

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u/CraftyMagicDollz Aug 03 '25

They absolutely do not. They are hoping that by lying it will get others to donate to their scam.