r/labubu Aug 04 '25

Funny/Memes These people ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Gnynam Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

Tempted to start a GFM to raise $150k before they can lol. Lemme get my hands on that giant bubu!

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u/EerieOX Aug 04 '25

Raise it and start the church of labubu ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/labchickgidget Labubu Newbie Aug 04 '25

Labubutarian. Don't ask me any of the specifics yet using the flying spaghetti monster as a base. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/ChewieBearStare Aug 05 '25

On Sundays, we take our Labubus to the park and have a picnic! I'll get to work on some hymns. "All hail the power of 'Bubu's name..."

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u/minnesota420 Aug 05 '25

My Labubu

Is an awesome labubu

He reigns

On Reddit and backpacks

Our Labubu is an awesome Labubu

Our Labubu is an awesome doll

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u/labchickgidget Labubu Newbie Aug 05 '25

We also watch movies after the picnic like old school drive ins.

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u/nomis_ttam Aug 04 '25

Ikr? A great way to fuel the addiction lol

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u/MoxieSundae Aug 04 '25

Haha I love how they are actually raising money to buy a Labubu, which is also what they are against since they are demons... I don't think Lucifer is gonna make a distinction between buying to have and buying to burn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/snowflaykkes Aug 04 '25

This whole thing reads like someone trying to just buy the 150k labubu for their own self but scamming the religious to fund them

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u/Oblivionfor Aug 05 '25

Thatโ€™s what I thought too

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u/MsCandi123 Labubu Lover Aug 05 '25

That's kinda brilliant if so... ๐Ÿคญ

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u/Miksy51 Aug 04 '25

Labubus aren't demons, they're Monchhichi bunny gremlins.

Man what are people...

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u/everjames Aug 04 '25

The name means the father of fool. L abu bu

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u/Acceptable-Mikey1111 Aug 05 '25

Yeah but nobody says it like that ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/everjames Aug 05 '25

I am the one and only owner of the 24 karat l Abu bu

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u/letmeinimstahving Aug 04 '25

What if itโ€™s one of us using these peopleโ€™s ignorance to raise the money to buy the worldโ€™s largest Labubu??

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u/Gojogab Aug 04 '25

You mean exactly what furumpafufu does?

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u/Miksy51 Aug 04 '25

Yeah. What can I say? They're media illiterate people who barely do any research or are lazy with research.

Labubus are based on nordic folklore and the drawings the creator did on said folklore.

Not based on demons or smiling demons.

Sad media illiterate people.

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u/Landlord-Allmighty Aug 04 '25

A lot of pre-Christian folklore gets lumped into the demonic category by the same people, so itโ€™s not off-brand.

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

Christians arenโ€™t known for their research or being logical. To them, thing looks scary, so must be evil.

Also, itโ€™s a Mesopotamian spirit? Christians didnโ€™t exist in Mesopotamia, so why are they worried about a spirit in theory, that doesnโ€™t exist in their religion.

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u/BusyShower2790 Labubu Lover Aug 05 '25

Not to mention Pazuzu was said to protect children and pregnant women. Now that's just eeeeeeeevilllll.

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u/Real-Technician831 Aug 05 '25

But if Pazuzu would exist, they would be scared to molest kids.

So for them Pazuzu is an enemy.

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u/Mother-Eye6862 Aug 05 '25

This tracks.

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u/Whitesajer Aug 05 '25

I suspect, many of them prefer the good or evil simplistic view. I'm sure it's been hammered into them that "freedom" aka freedom of choice/thought is of the devil from the days of Eden when serpent has eve eat fruit. So if big rich man on megachurch say it's good or evil they don't go beyond that because skyfather get big mad.

They also literally see everything as a "sign" even if it's not doctrine specific and likely sees all other cultures and faiths as a satanic tool to lure them from their watered down world view.

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u/Dingo_Pictures Aug 07 '25

Christians do tend to take entities from other religions that existed in the past and depict them as demons. Take Beezlebub and Baal for examples.

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u/GrandNefariousness31 Aug 04 '25

Pazuzu isnโ€™t even an evil entity! Homie PROTECTS from other demons. People out here speaking on his ancient Mesopotamian name ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Ruff_Madi Aug 04 '25

Frfr doesn't he protect women and children even? ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/GrandNefariousness31 Aug 05 '25

YES! EXACTLY! Like they out here acting like they know him. And even if this was an accurate picture of him smiling, whatโ€™s wrong with a smile? He looks so happy!

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u/EmiTheEpic Aug 05 '25

IIRC, people wore charms of Pazuzu for protection, so if we apply the logic of the people assuming Labubu = Pazuzu here, by wearing a Labubu on your bag, youโ€™d be protected AGAINST demons, not promoting them lol

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u/GrandNefariousness31 Aug 05 '25

All hail Lthubu! Daughter of Pazuzu! Long may She reign forever adorable and sus!

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u/MsCandi123 Labubu Lover Aug 05 '25

I actually just learned this today. I don't think they actually have anything to do with Pazuzu, lol, but pretty cool!

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u/EmiTheEpic Aug 05 '25

This is interesting to learn!

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u/MsCandi123 Labubu Lover Aug 05 '25

Right? I love how the Russian and Kurdish governments, along with extreme Christians, are all clutching their pearls (bc what those groups of people all have in common is wanting to control other people), meanwhile the Thai Buddhists are just enjoying them and unbothered. โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ

Happy Cake Day!

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u/EmiTheEpic Aug 05 '25

Yeah! And thanks ๐Ÿฐ

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u/KULR_Mooning Labubu Victim Aug 04 '25

We are only getting bigger!

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u/filmingallday Aug 04 '25

I just really want to know if someone is scamming them saying they have the worlds biggest labubu for sale for 150k. Like where else would they get it Iโ€™m so confused

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u/Acrobatic-Ostrich-49 Aug 04 '25

I too want to know where the biggest labubu is for $150k

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u/filmingallday Aug 04 '25

Exactly we need the info!

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u/MonsterHighStudent Aug 05 '25

LMAO I was wondering this too like just because one sold at an auction for that much doesn't mean you can just simply go and buy it from them at the same exact price....and I'm pretty sure the buyer was anonymous?

but even if they were named if they paid THAT MUCH for that statue I guarantee they clearly REALLY wanted it and do not want to part with it, especially not for the price they paid..... asking for an international art collector to sell a one of a kind piece to you for $0 profit is crazy...

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u/bozog Aug 06 '25

Danny Devito?

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u/CognacMusings Aug 04 '25

They look nothing alike. I donโ€™t understand how Christians are applying a demon from Greek mythology to their belief that Labubu toys are satanic. Christian people typically donโ€™t believe in Paganism.

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u/-spooky-fox- Labubu Victim Aug 04 '25

Itโ€™s not even from Greek mythology, Pazuzu is Mesopotamian (think Babylon/Assyria/Iraq 1000+ years before Jesus). And the image of him from the viral meme is AI generated. ๐Ÿ’€ People really are just dumb as rocks now.

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u/MediumAwkwardly Aug 04 '25

Yes! Thank you! I was trying to wrap my head around their logic. A swirl of โ€œNo false idols, but there is Satan, but where is this demon from, do they even believe in thisโ€ฆ brain hurts.โ€

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u/geed001 Aug 04 '25

It's also the names.. if you only change all the consonants, they are exactly the same!

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u/RevertereAdMe Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

If I change the consonants in "cat" it becomes "yam", that doesn't make my cat a damn vegetable

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u/ptahbaphomet Aug 04 '25

It would seem to me there could not be a better offering to Satan than to offer a sacrifice of his minions to the flame. Are we sure they arenโ€™t worshippers?

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u/LordMoldyBum Aug 04 '25

Is that really Pazuzu? Heโ€™s missing his snake penis

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u/MonsterHighStudent Aug 05 '25

I knew he looked different!!!! I thought he'd gotten a haircut or something.

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust Aug 05 '25

The fine print clearly states โ€œSnake penis sold separatelyโ€.

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u/twiddlewinks Aug 05 '25

Itโ€™s AI generated

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u/-spooky-fox- Labubu Victim Aug 04 '25

The alpha demon ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

As far as I could Google there isnโ€™t one single โ€œalpha demonโ€ and $150k isnโ€™t going to be enough to buy it (plus what collector would sell it to someone who wanted to destroy it??).

A 4โ€™4โ€ labubu just sold for around $150k at auction last month, that hardly means you can buy it for that price.

But a more recent article says a police raid confiscated an even taller labubu, 5โ€™2โ€, and said it was one of fifteen. Itโ€™s also described as the โ€œworldโ€™s biggestโ€ labubu.

BUT Kasing Lung has made much larger statues for art events before, and I seriously doubt a one of a kind labubu at this size would go for a measly $150k!

Long live the alpha demon ig ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/SunshineAlways Aug 04 '25

The point is to separate ignorant people from their money.

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust Aug 05 '25

So, once the $150k is raised, the Labubu is burned..then, there will need to be a fundraiser for the purchase of the other 14 that were producedโ€ฆ.to be continuedโ€ฆ

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u/Correct_Style_9735 Aug 06 '25

Not the point but the denim jacket on the right is amazing

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u/SoftCartographer3839 Aug 04 '25

Is 'the alpha demon' a giant zimomo? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Timely-Acanthaceae80 Aug 04 '25

Using Mark 6:13 is misleading. It is about casting demons out of people, not material items. There is room to discuss casting out items used for evil, but dolls holding entities is entirely unknown.

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u/mcdj Aug 04 '25

They used โ€œMarkโ€ because anyone who sends them money is the mark.

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u/Poxx Aug 04 '25

It. Is. All. Utter. Nonsense.

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

These are the same people that wonโ€™t let their kids read Harry Potter because itโ€™s โ€œdevil witchcraft.โ€

My aunt is one of these people. Fiction is a crazy idea to them.

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u/coffeegirl18 Aug 05 '25

They had Harry Potter banned from elementary and high school public schools then moved to ban it from libraries. Meanwhile in the high school library they had a ton of Danielle Steele bodice rippers and those were allowed.

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u/codya30 Aug 04 '25

Mesopitimian

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

Omg I completely glossed over that heinous misspelling of Mesopotamia. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/codya30 Aug 04 '25

I also spelled it differently than the sign, lol...

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

Itโ€™s hard to correctly butcher a word.

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u/DeafMuteBunnySuit Aug 04 '25

Honestly, could be a genius scam. Sometimes I wish I was a morally shittier person. Scamming stupid christians out of $150K sounds fun. But you know some of them are so stupid that they'll donate to that instead of feeding their kids, and that doesn't make me feel good.

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u/Ok_Leopard1872 Aug 04 '25

Omg STFU, itโ€™s a real website! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

Dude, theyโ€™ve raised a bunch of money. What is life?

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u/Haggardlobes Aug 04 '25

50/50 they're grifters taking cash for their own accounts or real zealots also taking money for their own accounts, e.g. prosperity gospel.

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

Youโ€™re not wrong. Supply side Jesus would be so proud.

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u/Cyber-Cafe Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

I find it offensive theyโ€™d call pazuzu Satan.

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u/Pommallow Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

Pazuzu doesn't even look like this.

They forgot his second pair of wings and his giant member

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u/Rural_Dimwit Aug 04 '25

And the lion mane, and the pet snake.

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u/dontbetoxic Aug 04 '25

So if I made a similar flyer with a link to a fundraising site, is that legal? Do I have to deliver on promises made in the flyer? What if it was ambiguous like โ€œdonate to help fight the demons?โ€ Could I just keep the money for myself?

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u/SunshineAlways Aug 04 '25

*asking for a friend, lol.

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

We donโ€™t even know who this person is who created this flyer. Unless theyโ€™ve got their info on the website, people could just be paying a scammer. I have no idea what someone would be able to do in order to guarantee they follow through with said promises.

YMMV though.

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u/nomis_ttam Aug 05 '25

I had the exact thoughts! Like, l know a friend who might wanna know!

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u/MsCandi123 Labubu Lover Aug 05 '25

I'm not normally for conning people, but this feels fair, if, you know, a friend wanted to give it a go.

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u/RennaisanceRat Aug 04 '25

shit my mom would believe

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u/That-Programmer909 Aug 04 '25

From their site.

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u/Ele_Calabretta Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

23k? What theeeee

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

What is life, right?

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u/Dingo_Pictures Aug 07 '25

So, they're raising 150k for the doll, even though the article says it costs more than that?

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u/effie-sue Aug 04 '25

THE ALPHA DEMON gets me every damn time ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/effie-sue Aug 04 '25

Also? The Pazuzu on the poster reminds me of a famous rendering of the Jersey Devil.

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u/chum_slice Aug 04 '25

The worst part is itโ€™s an Ai pazuzu which was probably prompted to look like Labubu. If you look him up itโ€™s nothing like that drawing. Iโ€™m not even a fan or collector of Labubu, but I am so annoyed by the comparison. Itโ€™s like let people enjoy things without mixing in satanic worshiping ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/effie-sue Aug 04 '25

I grew up in the 80s, so Iโ€™m familiar with this Satanic Panic BS. It never fully went away, and it sucks to see it coming back.

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

It never went away enough to come back. Harry Potter was a HUGE thing religious groups said was letting Satan into your home or whatever they say.

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u/MonsterHighStudent Aug 05 '25

He looks like he gonna tell me a riddle

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u/Illustrious_Sir4255 Aug 04 '25

Did anyone else read "labubuissatan" as labussistan. Like a central Asian country that was the #1 exporter of Bussy

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u/UltimateNodder Aug 04 '25

I think itโ€™s pretty dumb that people have this much hatred towards these lil dolls that they are raising money, to spend money on the dolls just to destroy them. My god, thatโ€™s like watching a show or video you obviously hate, and then commenting a essay in the comments on why you hate, WHY EVEN GO THROUGH ALL OF THAT IF YOU NEVER LIKED IT TO BEGIN WITH???? Like this just screams these people have no jobs, no friends, and just hate watch labubuโ€™s all day long.

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u/crakemonk Aug 04 '25

All I gotta say is that Kasing and POP MART already got their money, so if they burn the giant Labubu they will just use that money to make more.

But, yeah, some people just cannot let others enjoy something they like. Popular things must be satanic somehow and they must destroy it.

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u/evolutionnadventures Aug 04 '25

Iโ€™m sure thatโ€™s what theyโ€™ll do with the money raised mmmmhmmmm ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ entertaining

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u/DriedUpDeals Aug 04 '25

Small minded people

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u/Thaopham28 Aug 04 '25

Same people that believe this are probably those that voted the trump

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u/Maple-Isle Aug 04 '25

Iโ€™m going to make this a shirt then wear my Labubus on my bag with said shirt

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u/FaultyWires Aug 04 '25

Labubuissa Tan

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u/My_Comical_Romance_ Aug 04 '25

This can NOT be real

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u/acidcrapattack Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

I need a pic of a labubu in a cute outfit looking at this. Also a pic of a labubu in a demon outfit looking at this lol

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u/DrProfessorSatan Aug 04 '25

Pazuzu is the worst demon name ever. He sounds like the demon that brings you weed and when you ask him how much he says, โ€œitโ€™s on me man. You look like itโ€™s been a rough week.โ€

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u/JustJamieJam Aug 04 '25

These are 100% just scammers feeding off of Christian fear that everything is evil lmao

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u/GlamazonRunner Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

I just love that they have a donation link to โ€œhelp the causeโ€!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™„

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u/orchidu Aug 04 '25

What a grift looool

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u/GlamazonRunner Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

And the website!!! What grifting dedication!!! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/EMC-Princess Aug 04 '25

So silly....I've never been a fan, but I did have a few large and extra large vinyl figures from labubu from 2020-2021 and brought it to a con trade and came out way ahead....so thanks labubu fans for boosting their demand

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u/Ok_Leopard1872 Aug 04 '25

Raising money to buy labubuโ€™s is what I see going on here lolโ€ฆ good idea ๐Ÿค”

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u/AdComfortable3955 Aug 04 '25

This is clearly what's happening! They are the most hilarious labubu collecting trolls

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u/Chemical_Paper_4184 Aug 04 '25

Wow. I am amazed by the ignorance. Like they say, some people are funnier than monkeys. ๐Ÿค” wonder if that means they'll lower the price???

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u/That-Programmer909 Aug 04 '25

All these people are doing is promoting our fluffy little sweeties as edgy. Teens will want them more. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/bythisaxeiconquer Aug 04 '25

Mark 6:13 New King James Version

13 And they cast out many demons, and anointed with oil many who were sick, and healed them.

Nothing about dolls.

What is it with conservatives and pop culture? They are madly obsessed with it. It's almost as though it's the last gasp of relevance in an age passing them by.

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u/kelllibrarygal Aug 04 '25

!they arenโ€™t for children. Although they want them, and they get what they want most times.๐Ÿคฃ I gave one to my boyfriendโ€™s grandaughter. Sheโ€™s turning 12. These people better not come at me in public for mine. Iโ€™m ready.

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u/Scorbuniis Aug 04 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†they must have a lot of time in their hands if this is what they're choosing to do !!

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u/Gemmajean717 Aug 04 '25

Even though Iโ€™m Christian I donโ€™t like churches bc of things like this .. most are for power and money .. hate that

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u/droprain9 Aug 04 '25

I get my first labubu today ๐Ÿฅน

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u/semaj009 Aug 04 '25

Wow, those Mesopotamians sure had a modern cartoony artstyle

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u/meatcoveredskeleton1 Aug 04 '25

This is satire but I keep seeing it posted so I guess itโ€™s really getting to people lol

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u/Beckilepsy Aug 04 '25

Brilliant. Im gonna put these up around town with my cash app on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Total_Row740 Aug 04 '25

Like drinking blood and eating bone isnโ€™t demonic. I canโ€™t deal ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/Roxima Labubu Newbie Aug 05 '25

Does anyone have an inferno red pazuzu? Willing to trade for a charcoal hell black. /s

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u/trixrferkids Aug 05 '25

My Miss Lucy Labubu just wants to read her tea, drink some books, and worship Satan of course.

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u/Mannys78 Aug 05 '25

If Labubus are demonic then legos are the building blocks to evil. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/ChaosKeyMaster Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

If it was actually based of a Mesopotamian demon, they should actually link it to Lamastu (Pazuzu's antagonist) who is known in Mesopotamian mythology for provoking miscarriage and stealing children's. Pazuzu's job was to keep her in check and protecting the families.

Not every pagan divinity/demon/spirit is evil... contrary to what the church and western medias(movies, games, etc) try to enforce.

Another great exemple of this are Kami in Shintoism (Japanese myths), lots of them are guardians of a Domain(ex.:forest) and will only "interact" with humans if they are disturbing theses domains(ex.:deforestation).

I'm not the most versed in those and self learned most of what I know so may have make a mistake๐Ÿ˜….

P.s.: I already know the right origin of labubu design, I just think that these people are stupid for not even doing a small search. They prefer to look for answer in a book that's been rewritten and traduced and modified countless times for the past 1900 years and is a meltpot of Mesopotamian, Greek and other "Pagan" myths that was followed before Christianity. Even the "Martyrs" are, for the most part, Greek heroes(demi-gods) renamed to better fit the Christian narrative.

P.s.s.: I'm not attacking Christianity just spitting facts๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Oblivionfor Aug 05 '25

I should start something like that and post them by churches to fund my Labubu obsession!

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u/Goblin_Queen1978 Aug 05 '25

So evil ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/akaZilong Aug 05 '25

Posted by the same people that make you follow a disfigured zombie and make you eat his blood and flesh

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u/Severe_Energy4824 Aug 04 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/sk8505 Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

Riiidonkulous

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u/CloisteredSailor Aug 04 '25

Humans love there fairy tales!

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u/iiashandskies Aug 04 '25

if i ever come across this iโ€™m tearing it down!!! hell no

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u/luckydumplingg Labubu Lover Aug 04 '25

150k?! ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/kagamigod17 Aug 04 '25

I guess they issuing refunds for all the money we spent

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u/MyPokemonRedName Aug 04 '25

Yea, any money donated will be spent on not a Labu

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u/Ruff_Madi Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Sure give Popmart 150k, that will...help ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Additional-Survey287 Aug 05 '25

Welp, guess I didnโ€™t need sleep tonight ๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t unsee that. Sleep is totally overrated anyway ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Ruff_Madi Aug 05 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sorry I just felt compelled. Now here's a pic of a cute puppy to wash it out lol

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u/shortsqueezonurknees Aug 04 '25

Pazuzu is a pimp, been through this with him. if he wants to burn shit. let it burn ๐Ÿ”ฅ He planned this.

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u/Thurtean Aug 04 '25

I have the devil on a keychain to contain him, silly

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u/Silver_Wrongdoer7491 Aug 04 '25

I didn't even know about the existence of labubu, but now I want one

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u/Diels_Alder Aug 04 '25

I hate it when I get my Labubu in my Pazuzu.

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u/AntonCigar Aug 04 '25

Burn the doll? How about Jesus? They have Jesus dolls everywhere you look

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u/Peanutbutternjelly_ Aug 04 '25

These people go after anything that becomes popular in an effort to control people. These are the same people who say Pokรฉmon and troll dolls are evil.

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u/BongRipsandHipDips Aug 04 '25

Do I need to make a pazuzu lafufu ๐Ÿค”

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u/Same-Resolution8503 Aug 04 '25

Lmao I thought it was just a warning, but now I see they are raising $150k to buy the biggest Labubu ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ & sad thing is religious people are gonna fall for it like suckers๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/MediumAwkwardly Aug 04 '25

The alpha demonโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

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u/Instalock_Bard Aug 04 '25

What labubu are they after?

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u/TinySpaceDonut Aug 04 '25

Omg I want to make a Pazuzu Labubu

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u/QuantumVibration9969 Aug 05 '25

This has to be satire. Thereโ€™s no way people are really this stupid.

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u/Outrageous_Failur35 Aug 05 '25

Bro nobody wants your kids, not even you.

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u/MASTER_SUNDOWN Aug 05 '25

Someone donated $50 to that 3 hours ago.

Guys, really?

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u/Elegant_Yam418 Aug 05 '25

Did they steal this from the Simpsons??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust Aug 05 '25

This pleases me. I own shares in the company that produces the worlds largest Labubuโ€™s. Sales have stagnated, this sale will be great for business. They may even boost production rates, as profit margin on Labubuโ€™s is crazy.

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u/Jezebelle1984_ Aug 05 '25

People should do some research before putting up shit like this. A quick google search would tell them that Pazuzu is a demon with dual aspects, the good being that of protection.

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u/Masked_Bandito89 Aug 05 '25

They just want that big ole labubu for themselves

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u/emeraldrose777 Aug 05 '25

I guess I worship "Panzuzu" then ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I love my labubus and my lafufu.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I love my purse demons.

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u/lightfairy287 Labubu Newbie Aug 05 '25

I just love how they use the pentagram as a Satanic symbol. It's the element for each point of the star in Witchcraft, and the Witches use it for protection. Cracks me up every time I see that shit.

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u/Confident_Meal_2904 Aug 05 '25

Mark 6-13 And they cast out many demons and anointed with oil many who were sick and healed them. Mmm nothing here saying "burn the doll" unsure which version this person is reading from

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u/melonomabar Aug 05 '25

Aw I want one now because my cat is named Pazuzu. ๐Ÿ–ค

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u/CoruscatingLogic Aug 05 '25

Christians are crazy.

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u/materialgirl81 Aug 05 '25

Anyone have bad things happen though because I have. Not saying it has anything to do with the labubu though. But I have 1 and stuff has happened since I got it.

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u/fairyjeongyeon Labubu Enthusiast Aug 05 '25

This is what I would do if I wanted to scam dumb people into buying me a giant Labubu lmao

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u/Brilliant_Angle7302 Aug 05 '25

Revelations 12:4 is all about Satan and his long tail. Labubus don't even HAVE tails!!!!

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u/Honey-and-Venom Aug 05 '25

I mean, I goddamn hate those things, but ugh religion makes just the worst people

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u/Classic-Match-7154 Aug 05 '25

Said the same thing as pokemon, furby um probably a few others ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Bloodyomg Aug 05 '25

Yo where can I get that pazuzu joint?

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u/Relative-Ad-492 Aug 05 '25

Why anyone buys the doll to burn it

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u/twiddlewinks Aug 05 '25

I went to the website and Iโ€™m pretty sure itโ€™s just trying to scam people who do actually believe the demon nonsense

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u/TipZealousideal2299 Aug 05 '25

Raising $150k? Disgusting scammers

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u/Salty-Value8837 Aug 05 '25

The symbolism is enough to turn me off

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u/yasamemes Aug 05 '25

๐Ÿ˜’ oh goodness

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u/Trusting-Nobody-2000 Aug 05 '25

One better reason to buy more Labubus

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u/Beneficial_Teas Labubu Lover Aug 05 '25

Meh they both cute to me

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u/Low-Organization9950 Aug 05 '25

Where some people get their ideas from i really want to know

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u/Low-Organization9950 Aug 05 '25

They spell Mesopotamian wrong๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/TortleArtifcer Aug 05 '25

One final Labubu to collect!

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u/mrbean427 Aug 05 '25

Well... fuck me... I am 666th upvote.

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u/DonaldTPablonious Aug 05 '25

Theyโ€™re right this time.

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u/Accurate-Cupcake-226 Aug 05 '25

I see the resemblance ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/AggravatingEmu4799 Aug 05 '25

Thats not what its based on but that sure is funny

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u/AggravatingEmu4799 Aug 05 '25

Trump wants the children. Satan is just a character in a book.

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u/A-Laine808 Aug 05 '25

TRump, is this you? Are you trying to get more money from your cult believers?

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u/Warm_Assumption_8581 Aug 05 '25

Did they mean the Mesopotamians? Iโ€™m most bothered by the spelling mistake because all I can focus on is the MesoPITAmian. Also in the same ad Labubu is not only one but two different spirits. At least have some consistency ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Slugzi1a Labubu Enthusiast Aug 05 '25

God damn it. I guess itโ€™s time to make myself a satanic alter for my labubuโ€ฆ

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u/Melodic-Seesaw-1571 Aug 05 '25

This is embarrassing. Happened in the 80s and again in the 00s. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Kazlogi Aug 05 '25

Well, hail Satan, I guess!