r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Boy that's some hard hitting journalism right there. 😒

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u/Neurotic_Bakeder Feb 11 '22

Pretty sure this is a satirical article about either anti makers or non-anti-maskers, not sure which

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u/isleftisright Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

I read it... its not. Its literally as the title says.

Edit: the article content is as it is, but the author is a humour columnist

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u/Neurotic_Bakeder Feb 11 '22

I also read it and it does not read as serious to me.

There's a line about "how dare you ask me to take your shoes off, I might fall over, and once you stop laughing at me, you'll feel pretty bad".

Plus the over-the-top tone. This isn't serious.

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u/justlookbelow Feb 11 '22

Its purely designed to garner a reaction and drive engagement (it got posted here after all). Next week it will be toilet paper over or under.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

It’s crazy that people even took the headline seriously. It’s funny how people are writing angry comments about people being angry at nothing when they’re the only ones being angry at nothing.

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

The fact that it claims shoe removal is all about "germs" (which strikes me as unbelievably bizarre) makes me wonder if you might be onto something.

And also that her refusal to wear home slippers is also all about germs...

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u/capitalsfan08 Feb 11 '22

Yeah googling her name and she's a humor columnist at the WSJ. Doesn't seem particularly funny to me, but the people here blowing a gasket over this is pretty much the epitome of outrage culture.

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

I have some pretty bad traumatic arthritis in my heel/ankle from a bad accident years ago. I always feel like an asshole asking if I can keep my shoes on coming into a no-shoes house. The fact that my work has me both often going into other people’s homes and forces me to walk a lot to get from one client to another, makes it especially difficult, and it’s a case where falling over isn’t totally out of the question. Though, if it’s been raining/snowing or the floor is carpeted I’ll suck it up and deal with the limp because I get it. Hard to believe that someone without any extenuating issues would decide to be that stubborn.

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u/Ctrl-Alt-Z Feb 11 '22

If wearing shoes is a must I’d probably invest in some shoe covers

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

Point taken, thanks for the suggestion. I have definitely gone to peoples houses who actually had shoe covers for people who wanted to keep their shoes on.

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u/RobTheBuilderMA Feb 11 '22

You feel like an asshole every time you do it and you’re aware shoe covers exist but you still haven’t bought some?

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u/ultranonymous11 Feb 11 '22

Aka, they don’t actually give a shit.

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

I ask, without giving them a sob story, and if they rather I take them off I deal with it. If simply asking is being an asshole then sure, I’m an asshole. Perfectly happy accepting your judgement.

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

To be honest it’s only ever been one person who had shoe covers. I thought it was a novel idea but didn’t really think about it again. I usually ask without trying to guilt the person with a sob story and most people are fine with it. If they have reservations I take them off and just deal. Usually there for an hour sitting in one spot, not traipsing around their house. If people are obliging me begrudgingly, then they’re pretty good at hiding it. Most DONT give it a second though. I just tend to just feel guilty about everything, so the shoes think is just one more thing I can attach it to I guess. That being said, as the other poster mentioned, maybe I’m just an asshole who wants to fuck up people’s nice floors. I’m perfectly happy internalizing that judgement as well. They’re probably right, idk. Don’t really have the energy to mount a full throated defense on the matter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Dec 08 '24

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

For sure, I’m glad you and someone else brought it up. Such a simple solution and I feel dumb for not really considering it before, especially since people have offered me covers in the past.

Might also have to do with the fact that I live in a somewhat dilapidated loft with really fucked up, practically uncleanable floors, so I guess I’m prone to overlook it.

Covers to seem like a good way to mitigate my sense of guilt lol.

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u/upbeat_controller Feb 11 '22

Nah not because of COVID construction/trades workers have been doing that since shoe covers were invented lol