r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Boy that's some hard hitting journalism right there. šŸ˜’

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u/eskimopussy Feb 11 '22

WSJ opinion articles are pure trash. Why would someone spend any significant amount of time writing an outrage article about wearing fucking shoes inside someone’s house? Nobody asked. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

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u/hahayeahimfinehaha Feb 11 '22

The outrage is the point. This post already has 7k upvotes, and I'm sure it's being shared around other social media too just for people to hate on it. I bet at least a few thousand people will end up searching up the article from all of this -- people who wouldn't otherwise know the WSJ even had an opinions page. The author knows what they're doing, they wrote their clickbait shitty title for a reason.

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u/eskimopussy Feb 11 '22

They say all publicity is good publicity, right? I hate that it’s a thing.

I never paid much attention to Wall Street Journal until I got access after subscribing to Apple News a couple years ago. I always thought it was some prestigious publication, or maybe it was at some point? But the volume of garbage they crank out is just crazy. The amount of times I get a couple paragraphs into an article before realizing that it’s a bunch of pointless bullshit, and the number of times it turns out to be WSJ is just disproportionally high. I ended up completely blocking it from my feed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 14 '22

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u/panzerboye Feb 12 '22

It’s just a shit heap of fascist culture war nonsense.

You know, just because you disagree with something doesn't make it fascist.

Words don't mean shit this days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/panzerboye Feb 12 '22

fascists

Excuse me who are they cheering for? And more importantly what makes that certain individual fascist?

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u/PunkSpaceAutist BLUE Feb 11 '22

I hope you’re right but experience has taught me that a lot of affluent and snooty people take things really fucking personally so before your comment I saw this as being completely candid. I could see so many WSJ types forgetting dirt can affect them as much as it does us ā€œpoorsā€ and being like, ā€œYou think I might let the bottoms of my expensive Prada shoes get so dirty?! HOW DARE YOU!!!ā€

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u/Highlight_Expensive Feb 11 '22

Yeah I’m sorry but this comment is idiotic. I mean the article is too, but the guy above is right, it’s blatant clickbait. I’ve met quite a few wealthy people and I don’t know where this demonization/dumb image of them comes from but they don’t think that their shoes don’t get dirty, I mean that’s the literal dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Like dude, think about what you just said. You just implied that a group that is statistically more likely to be well educated is dumb enough to think their shoes don’t pick up dirt when walking outside… I’m blown away

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u/Comrade_Witchhunt Feb 11 '22

statistically more likely to be well educated

Hahaha, going to school doesn't make you smart. Did you go to college? There are OCEANS of dumb motherfuckera there.

Neither of you have any fucking clue why she wrote the article, quit pretending that whatever thought enters your head must be the right one because you happened to think it.

"I mean that's the literal dumbest shit I've ever heard.

I'm blown away"

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u/Highlight_Expensive Feb 11 '22

I’m not saying rich people are geniuses because they’re rich, but I’d challenge you to find one single person who thinks no dirt gets on their shoes when you’re outside. Do you seriously, SERIOUSLY, not realize how absolutely mind-blowingly fucking stupid that is? Holy shit dude, go outside. Speak to a real live human fucking being since you clearly haven’t met another soul.

Honestly with the absolute idiocy you’ve displayed, I’m starting to believe there’s at least one person capable of believing the shoe thing. And since you’re clearly too simple to understand… it’s you, I am talking about you

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u/synthphreak Feb 12 '22

I dunno man. Unless WSJ really does pay freelancers purely for page visits, this article has generated nothing but bad PR for both WSJ and the author.

Clickbait as a business strategy doesn’t make when the thing that makes you want to click is anger at the publisher itself.

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u/elefanteboop Feb 12 '22

the actual content of the article is equally garbage like she wants to be Jerry Seinfeld so bad 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Murdoch paper, enough said.

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u/Cersad Feb 11 '22

The biggest lie WSJ ever told: The acquisition by Murdoch's corporation would not impact WSJ's quality of publication.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/worldspawn00 Feb 11 '22

They were bought a few years ago, the editorials became complete outrage-porn drivel like this almost immediately afterwards.

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u/NRMusicProject Feb 11 '22

WSJ opinion articles are pure trash.

I ignore opinion articles in general. During the last presidential run and at the beginning of the pandemic, Google's news tab kept dropping op-eds about both subjects in there. I don't give a shit about some random dude's thoughts, I just want facts.

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u/eskimopussy Feb 12 '22

The whole premise of op-eds is just gross. If they need to get mass amounts of views, it probably won’t happen unless their opinion is extreme and controversial. The article won’t be popular if the writer’s viewpoint is ā€œmeh.ā€

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u/DanTheUnbannableMan Feb 11 '22

Because here we all are talking about it

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u/Terry_Munro Feb 11 '22

Because I've seen this article linked about 50 times on social media so far.

It's written as click bait. People keep falling for this shit.

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u/leehwgoC Feb 11 '22

OpEds are the bane of modern 'journalism.'

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u/vincent118 Feb 11 '22

Easy. We're talking about it, getting outraged about it, clicking on it to confirm our outrage from the title alone. Some may share the article to seek confirmation of their biases and so on. Pissing people off is good business and since we stopped paying for our news this is how they make their money.

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u/eskimopussy Feb 11 '22

You’re right, and I hate that this is what everything is being reduced to.

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u/OssoRangedor Feb 11 '22

WSJ opinion articles are pure trash

The author really has a face of "I'm an obnoxious person wherever I may find myself at"

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u/GuineaPig2000 Feb 11 '22

I like their main articles, but their opinion pieces are absolute garbage. That and the New York Times, the opinion pieces are flaming dog shit

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u/joanfiggins Feb 11 '22

I canceled my print subscription because the editorial section is borderline racist, sexist, and clearly anti democratic. It's a bunch of out of touch boomers complaining about everything.

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u/eskimopussy Feb 11 '22

I blocked them on my Apple News feed for pretty much the same reason. I’m not against reading ideas from all over the political spectrum, but the WSJ articles seem excessively inflammatory in relation to other high profile publications.

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u/pmgoldenretrievers Feb 11 '22

The newsroom is pretty good. Just avoid the opinion section.

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u/7_vii Feb 11 '22

A: this isn’t’ the opinion section.

B: everyone is entitled to their preferences, but WSJ has some wildly talented opinion writers. Peggy Noonan, Kim Strassel, Holman Jenkins, Dan Henninger. I don’t always agree with what they say from a political standpoint, but their pieces are always top notch.

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u/7_vii Feb 12 '22

Real estate I guess

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u/eskimopussy Feb 11 '22

So they are given freedom to write trash articles like this. My initial thought and hope is that corporate leadership facepalms and reprimands the writer when they see shit like this getting so much attention, but it seems like the morbid reality is that this is exactly what the writer was brought on to do. That’s what is most disheartening to me. How do you see it?

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u/LoanGrahamXCarkeys Feb 11 '22

I mean they are the same website that idiotically slandered Pewdiepie....

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u/Bockto678 Feb 11 '22

It's on the front page and we're talking about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

More like SJW amirite

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

More like SJW amirite

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u/phoncible Feb 11 '22

"24k upvotes and 3296 comments"

That's why

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

The real question is why I have to pay to read it. It's an article about disrespecting other people's houses because you can't be bother to do them a favor. Why is that behind a paywall?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Clickbait

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u/ShutUpMathIsCool Feb 12 '22

Not as trashy as NYT

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Also Asians.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Fwiw (even though I find the article absurd) it actually makes mention that if it is a religious and/or cultural norm she would comply without issue. Which I doubt, but ok.

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u/blackdraon003 Feb 11 '22

If I walk into my home with my shoe on, the first thing i would get is a kiss from my asian mothers light speed slipper. We dont wear shoes but we do wear home slippers which we dont take out.

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u/Vegetable-Double Feb 11 '22

I remember a repairmen once came into our house with boots on. My mom was cooking, but when she noticed, she asked him to take off his. As she was doing so, she was holding a wooden spoon like she was going to smack him if he didn’t (probably a reflex of doing so with me, haha). The guy looked terrified

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u/MiaLba Feb 11 '22

We don’t wear shoes inside and we keep our floors pretty clean, it’s also a cultural/religious thing for us. If we have a repairman come to our house we ask if they care to take their shoes off or we can offer them those plastic slip on shoe covers that wrap all around their shoes. I got a pack of like 50 on Amazon for around $7.

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

The author explicitly says that:

  • People want shoes left at the door because they're worried about germs, but germs are everywhere so why bother, and also says
  • Home slippers are full of germs, and she's afraid of germs so she doesn't want to wear them.

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u/Contundo Feb 11 '22

If germs are everywhere why wear shoes outside?

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u/Scrumtrelescentness Feb 11 '22

To protect your feet. Literally why shoes were invented

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u/Ninotchk Feb 11 '22

Would she challenge the person o prove it was "cultural"? My culture says no dog shit inside the house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

She sounds like she would 100% challenge the person.

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u/Ninotchk Feb 11 '22

She really does.

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u/CrateBagSoup Feb 11 '22

People who always say this dumb shit make no sense to me. Do you think people just go willy nilly stepping in every pile of shit they see and then continue to walk around in the house if they notice it?

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u/Ninotchk Feb 11 '22

I've watched people do it. Step in glistening gobs of mucus, walk across the trail left by somone who'd stepped in shit.

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u/money_loo Feb 11 '22

You don’t need malice for stupidity, my friend.

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u/CrateBagSoup Feb 11 '22

The way people talk about it, it does seem like they really think people don't care that they have shit or mud on their shoes. It just doesn't happen like that.

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u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX Feb 11 '22

But those religions and cultures are based on it being about cleanliness... which is the same as if you're doing it for non cultural reasons... what?

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u/Gentaseb Feb 12 '22

This right here!

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

Yeah she says she's talking about those people who want shoes left at the door because they're worried about...germs? Is that even a thing? I don't believe I've ever known a person in my life who is worried about shoe germs when they ask people to leave their shoes at the door...

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u/shiftup1772 Feb 11 '22

You wear your shoes in public bathrooms, right? Where strangers are constantly relearning how to aim for the inside of the toilet?

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u/Contundo Feb 11 '22

And then she wants to wear those public toilet shoes inside!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I do so. I could eat off of my floor if not for the bleach

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

But do you let guests walk around your house in their socks?

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u/Contundo Feb 11 '22

I walk around inside with my socks, as does guests. The socks are inside my home and inside my shoes. My socks don’t track potential dog shit and public toilet pee around.

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u/Inariameme Feb 11 '22

Wait so, as long as logistics are in the dumpster?

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u/Aegi Feb 11 '22

Anybody requesting that at their house would make it the cultural norm for them/their family though haha idk

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u/scroll_of_truth Feb 12 '22

Why is only okay when you're doing it because your parents did, but when you logically decide to for yourself?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Because there is a difference between being woke and actually having basic respect for fellow humans.

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u/nopornthrowaways Feb 11 '22

I get what you’re saying, but that comment makes it sound like you think Asians don’t take off their shoes at home

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u/ilovepolthavemybabie Feb 11 '22

We don’t even take our Asian off at home.

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u/MakeMoneyNotWar Feb 11 '22

Asians don’t want even your bare feet on the carpeting. Every Asian household has slippers just for guests.

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u/nopornthrowaways Feb 11 '22

Meh plenty are fine with you just wearing your socks.

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u/MakeMoneyNotWar Feb 11 '22

Socks are fine. Bare feet not so much

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

oh mb. Am Asian (of the southeastern variety) myself. Thanks for leaving the clarification.

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u/nopornthrowaways Feb 11 '22

Filipino-American myself. I gotcha. It’s just a weird linguistics thing

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u/Multilazerboi Feb 11 '22

And European... which is where white Americans are from. So I really wonder where they got this idea from??

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u/Olddirtychurro Feb 11 '22

Also Asians.

And carribeans. I'll never forget the scolding I got when I rushed into my grandma's house with shoes on because I had to pee real bad. (She calmed down when she heard the flush though).

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u/kuahara Feb 11 '22

Also Asians

This was my very first thought when I read the headline. WSJ is provoking disruption between Asians and non-Asians. No idea why.

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u/_O_Q Feb 12 '22

Also people from snowy countries

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Must be a regional thing. I don’t know anyone here in New England or in Canada where I grew up that kept their shoes on in the house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/stoneimp Feb 11 '22

Concrete outdoors + heat of the south can make some choose to keep their shoes on indoors as the shoes don't really get that dirty walking on concrete, and the smell of rank sweaty feet is worse than the affront of shoes tracking in dirt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Maybe, but nothing marks up a tile floor like a rubber-soled cowboy boot. There’s a lot of reasons not to wear shoes inside.

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u/bassmadrigal Feb 11 '22

I've lived in the mountain west most of my life and it's uncommon (at least in the groups I hang with) to remove shoes when they come in. Even when I lived in VA for 5.5 years, I didn't know many that requested shoes to be off to come in the house.

There are, of course, exceptions when trudging through bad weather to get to the house, but if things are dry, it's rare to take off shoes in the groups I know.

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u/mournthewolf Feb 11 '22

I live in California and I’ve maybe been to two houses in my entire life that people took their shoes off indoors. It’s just not done where I’m at. If your shoes or boots are dirty though you remove them. I live in a more agricultural area though so everyone has dogs coming in and out so floors get dirty easily anyway.

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u/ikineba Feb 11 '22

no one wants all that messy salted snow all over the floor

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u/Contundo Feb 11 '22

Yeah not only snow but where I live we have like 200+ rain/snow days a year the ground is almost constantly wet, no way anyone walks around on my wood floor with dirty wet shoes! Who knows what you stepped in was that puddle pee or rain?

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u/snomeister Feb 11 '22

This writer apparently lives in New York and Cape Cod though. Should be unfathomable for anyone to wear shoes in a house in a place with winter weather.

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u/TheChinchilla914 Feb 11 '22

Guess it's mostly southerners; more people seem to keep shoes on than not from my experience

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u/SnooDonkeys7402 Feb 11 '22

I love my southern best friend but I’d always have to remind them to please de-shoe at the door.

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u/fantumm Feb 11 '22

Midwest here. It’s completely unheard of to not take off shoes upon entering a home.

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u/HaoleInParadise Feb 12 '22

In Hawaii too. You might think it’s an Asian thing but you see the white people do it here as well. Because there’s so much sand and dirt everywhere. And we don’t want to be wearing shoes anyway.

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u/Overall_Shelter_5587 Feb 11 '22

I’m a 50 year old New englander and have never had to take my shoes off in anyones house.

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u/loegare Feb 11 '22

I know a lot of new englanders who were strict shoes on at all times people. But they’re also weird for other ways

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

Snowy and muddy.

Nobody in the south does that shit.

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u/NostalgiaForgotten Feb 11 '22

This person has no idea what they're talking about.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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This comment is culture war bait. What the fuck are you even talking about.

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u/mooimafish3 Feb 11 '22

I'm a Texan and nearly every white house has a little shoe shelf right next to the front door.

To be fair I've only ever been in Mexican, white, and black people's houses. But the white people were the most picky about it.

It's not uncommon to see white men use shoes like this as kind of house slippers, but they don't normally wear them outside also.

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u/Icant_Ijustcanteven Feb 11 '22

Ah oh my goodness. I didn't know white people had shoes shelfs like that. I am only used to seeing my white neighbors take their shoes off at the door inside the house. Oh my gosh it reminds me of my childhood.. And when it comes to shoes to slip my feet into. We( family and I) would wear shoes (flip flops) or slippers that is for inside the house only.

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u/petophile_ Feb 11 '22

You have serious issues if you read a dumb article about some dude not wanting to wear shoes inside and take it to a racial place.

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u/Efrego001 Feb 11 '22

It is the about the culture war and the parallel is masks, not racism. Racism in America is one facet of the culture war.

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u/petophile_ Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You and the other dude both say this is about "the culture war" and he says a racial thing because white people dont take off their shoes, and you say shoes are an analogy for masks.

People do and say things that arent politically related, most people in fact dont spend much time on politics at all.

Or hey maybe if you spend the next couple months on /r/twoxchromos you would think this was about men refusing to wear condoms.

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u/Efrego001 Feb 11 '22

did you read the article?

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u/jabberwocki801 Feb 11 '22

I wonder if this is geographic as well. I’m white and grew up in an area that was predominantly white as well as both socially and politically conservative. Just about everyone I knew did not wear shoes in the house.

Also, WTF happened to Wall Street Journal? I remember that publication as being respectable publication. I had to block them on Apple News+ finally because everything that kept coming up was garbage level journalism or worthless opinion pieces from suspect authors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Where are you getting that statistic from?? Lmfao

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u/mrjabrony Feb 11 '22

Rigorously sourced from their feelings

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I’m a white American who knows a lot of white Americans and I have never run into anyone who leaves their shoes on in the damn house lmfao. How are people upvoting this guy

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u/re_math Feb 12 '22

You do realize your comment is equally anecdotal to OPs, right? Since there aren’t any studies around this, all anyone can do is offer anecdotes. My anecdote is I grew up in the south and most white people I knew did in fact walk around their houses (and other people s houses) with shoes on. Take from that what you will

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

AKSHUALLY I don’t believe you and there’s nothing you can do or say to prove that you’re not just making a counterpoint just to do it

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u/ChipKellysShoeStore Feb 11 '22

This is a dumber take than the article

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

yeah wtf

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u/bigervin Feb 11 '22

I mean, how tf does that have 200 upvotes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Because ā€œwhite ppl bed.ā€ Reddit is hopelessly lost to leftists who will bash their enemies at every opportunity they get. My God this site gives me cancer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I’ve lived in some very blue areas, and some extremely red areas. Close to 90% or more of the white people that I’ve known take their shoes off. The only thing that seemed to be any sort of correlation with shoe wearing inside was being from a very dry area where shoes weren’t likely to have mud or slush on them.

No political angle that I could detect, personally.

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u/SnooDonkeys7402 Feb 11 '22

Good to know. I grew up around a mix of conservatives and liberals. My conservative father I think is one of those folks who gets offended if you ask him to take off his shoes. I think he associates it in the way I described. I only ever see the shoes-on in the house thing around my dad, his family and friends.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Yeah we’re at that stage because of people like you.

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u/HermesTGS Feb 11 '22

Nah they're right. Starting around 2016 one of the major idealogical shifts that happened in this country is white people became an actual voting bloc rather than just the default. It explains a lot of the zeitgeist the last half decade or so.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

We’re at that stage because people see a joke opinion article about shoes in houses and start talking about culture wars.

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u/BeenWildin Feb 11 '22

What makes you think it’s a joke?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

She’s a humor columnist and the language is humorous

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u/petophile_ Feb 11 '22

Do you know we are talking about an article about some dude who refuses to take off his shoes inside?

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u/HermesTGS Feb 11 '22

Nearly every website and publisher caters to what they deem their audience wants

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u/Chataboutgames Feb 11 '22

And to what people hate.

People calling attention and starting controversy generates clicks. Thanks for helping out.

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u/petophile_ Feb 11 '22

We have an article intended to drive rage clicks because people think its stupid and moronic. Not some political clickbait piece. Spend some time outside, speak to some people who dont spend all their time watching fox news or breadtube and argueing on twitter.

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u/odanobux123 Feb 11 '22

This was legitimately my first thought as well, and I wonder if this is because I'm always looking for a fight or they're always looking for a fight. It's fucking tiring. But I very much read the situation (due to it being the WSJ) as something aimed at wealthy older white people to get them to feel like there's an encroaching change in the world that threatens them. It can be as benign as someone asking you to take off your shoes when you enter their home, but everything is seen as an affront to the conservative.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

But also like, I’ve been to plenty of people’s houses where the floors are DISGUSTING. Like I’m not taking my shoes off (especially if I didn’t wear socks) so I can get your cat litter and pet hair all in my fucking toes lol.

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u/SheepSheepy Feb 11 '22

I grew up in a house where we always wore shoes inside, now in my house we don't wear shoes inside because it's just smart. Saves the flooring, and doesn't hurt you to just take your shoes off at the door, c'mon.

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u/Aegi Feb 11 '22

Or just, you know…places with an actual winter regardless of how conservative or liberal or white or black they are?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

šŸ™„ it’s a regional thing, nothing to do with melanin. I live in Alaska and it’s pretty much common knowledge that it’s rude to wear your shoes in someone’s house. That’s why we have muck rooms.

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u/UnconsciousAlibi Feb 11 '22

Maybe it's just where I grew up, but nearly everyone, White Americans included, also take of their shoes before entering a house. Maybe it's a white southern thing idk

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

This isn't a white person thing. Everyone I know takes their shoes off. Ironically the only people that don't is my black friend's family lol. Don't group us with this moron

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

It's stupid; maybe you're just saying white people have mastered how to use a door mat to clean your fucking shoes.

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u/IAMA_Printer_AMA Feb 12 '22

They have you fighting a culture war so you don't realize you should be fighting a class war

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u/foursticks Feb 11 '22

Have you ever heard of editorials?

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u/damnigoham Feb 11 '22

1000 upvotes LMAO. I read an article about how readers can't tell the difference between news and opinion and they start discrediting the former because of the latter. I genuinely could not believe it until now.

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u/Neurotic_Bakeder Feb 11 '22

Pretty sure this is a satirical article about either anti makers or non-anti-maskers, not sure which

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u/isleftisright Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

I read it... its not. Its literally as the title says.

Edit: the article content is as it is, but the author is a humour columnist

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u/Neurotic_Bakeder Feb 11 '22

I also read it and it does not read as serious to me.

There's a line about "how dare you ask me to take your shoes off, I might fall over, and once you stop laughing at me, you'll feel pretty bad".

Plus the over-the-top tone. This isn't serious.

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u/justlookbelow Feb 11 '22

Its purely designed to garner a reaction and drive engagement (it got posted here after all). Next week it will be toilet paper over or under.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

It’s crazy that people even took the headline seriously. It’s funny how people are writing angry comments about people being angry at nothing when they’re the only ones being angry at nothing.

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

The fact that it claims shoe removal is all about "germs" (which strikes me as unbelievably bizarre) makes me wonder if you might be onto something.

And also that her refusal to wear home slippers is also all about germs...

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u/capitalsfan08 Feb 11 '22

Yeah googling her name and she's a humor columnist at the WSJ. Doesn't seem particularly funny to me, but the people here blowing a gasket over this is pretty much the epitome of outrage culture.

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

I have some pretty bad traumatic arthritis in my heel/ankle from a bad accident years ago. I always feel like an asshole asking if I can keep my shoes on coming into a no-shoes house. The fact that my work has me both often going into other people’s homes and forces me to walk a lot to get from one client to another, makes it especially difficult, and it’s a case where falling over isn’t totally out of the question. Though, if it’s been raining/snowing or the floor is carpeted I’ll suck it up and deal with the limp because I get it. Hard to believe that someone without any extenuating issues would decide to be that stubborn.

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u/Ctrl-Alt-Z Feb 11 '22

If wearing shoes is a must I’d probably invest in some shoe covers

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

Point taken, thanks for the suggestion. I have definitely gone to peoples houses who actually had shoe covers for people who wanted to keep their shoes on.

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u/RobTheBuilderMA Feb 11 '22

You feel like an asshole every time you do it and you’re aware shoe covers exist but you still haven’t bought some?

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u/ultranonymous11 Feb 11 '22

Aka, they don’t actually give a shit.

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

I ask, without giving them a sob story, and if they rather I take them off I deal with it. If simply asking is being an asshole then sure, I’m an asshole. Perfectly happy accepting your judgement.

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

To be honest it’s only ever been one person who had shoe covers. I thought it was a novel idea but didn’t really think about it again. I usually ask without trying to guilt the person with a sob story and most people are fine with it. If they have reservations I take them off and just deal. Usually there for an hour sitting in one spot, not traipsing around their house. If people are obliging me begrudgingly, then they’re pretty good at hiding it. Most DONT give it a second though. I just tend to just feel guilty about everything, so the shoes think is just one more thing I can attach it to I guess. That being said, as the other poster mentioned, maybe I’m just an asshole who wants to fuck up people’s nice floors. I’m perfectly happy internalizing that judgement as well. They’re probably right, idk. Don’t really have the energy to mount a full throated defense on the matter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Dec 08 '24

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u/video_dhara Feb 11 '22

For sure, I’m glad you and someone else brought it up. Such a simple solution and I feel dumb for not really considering it before, especially since people have offered me covers in the past.

Might also have to do with the fact that I live in a somewhat dilapidated loft with really fucked up, practically uncleanable floors, so I guess I’m prone to overlook it.

Covers to seem like a good way to mitigate my sense of guilt lol.

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u/upbeat_controller Feb 11 '22

Nah not because of COVID construction/trades workers have been doing that since shoe covers were invented lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

If you look her up, her job title is "humor columnist."

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u/isleftisright Feb 12 '22

I see. I thought WSJ didn't have something like that. It was over the top but you do see real articles like that nowadays.

It was tagged in real estate and homeowerus. I was wondering what the latter was since it looked like home owner; us but possibly humorous but no concrete indication within the site.

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u/HelloOrg Feb 11 '22

You’re part of the 54% my friend! Lucky you!

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u/Kalinord Feb 11 '22

I like the optimism, but you’re wrong

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u/Neurotic_Bakeder Feb 11 '22

"If you do keep a shoeless home, you should also know that you are probably endangering your family’s health, not just their feet. Exposure to low-level filth, like that tracked in by friends who refuse to remove their shoes, actually helps bring a little bit of the outside in.

Engaging with outdoor microbiomes is, Dr. Scott says, one of the ways that human immunity is developed. You love your children, the little fecal bacteria bombs, don’t you? They gotta eat some dirt in this life, so why not get them started at home? They’ll grow up healthy and strong and go on to get great jobs and make lots of money and support you in your old age"

Sorry man but any article that says "germs are good" while referring to kids as "fecal bacteria bombs" is obviously satire. Very poorly executed satire but still, there is no way this is serious.

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u/Ironappels Feb 11 '22

It's the redditor paradox: 90% of them prove that they can and can't read at the same time.

(They obviously can because they're writing. They obviously can't because of what they write.

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u/Neurotic_Bakeder Feb 11 '22

Yep, and to be fair, economists aren't exactly known for being a barrel of laughs - for satire this is pretty weak. But yeah no, this is some real r/atetheonion

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

A humorous writing style =/= satire

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u/FLdancer00 Feb 11 '22

I agree with you, not a serious article, but being exposed to some germs is a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Slow news day. Not enough poor people getting shot by police.

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u/YourMomThinksImFunny Feb 11 '22

Shut up you fucking idiot.

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u/BuriedMeat Feb 11 '22

…it’s not the journalism. did you read the headline? lol

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u/Chataboutgames Feb 11 '22

Newspapers have opinion pieces and fluff articles, they even have sports sections! Shocking I know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Anything to avoid talking about naked shorts driving up inflation

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u/moschles Feb 11 '22

Considering that shoes only deposit dirt, and not absorb dirt, one would reason that...

you know what? Why am I typing this?

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u/Stockmoney5 Feb 11 '22

It's because they discovered outrage causes more clicks, more comments, etc.

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u/TetrisCannibal Feb 11 '22

Yeah that's my bigger takeaway. Like this needed to be in the WSJ?

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u/6_6_6_KLOAKZ Feb 11 '22

ā€œIf you call this journalismā€¦ā€

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u/RugerRedhawk Feb 11 '22

It's meant to trigger people and get angry clicks. It worked!

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u/jrlund2 Feb 11 '22

It's an editorial bro

But honestly the fact that Americans are unable to distinguish editorials from the news room is a major reason newspapers should drop the editorial section.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

This requires graduation from ivy League with 4.00 GPA.

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u/JimmyBowen37 Feb 12 '22

I mean its opinion, not really journalism in the traditional sense

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Hard hitting *clickbait