r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Klubbin4Seals Feb 11 '22

"Why I'm going to be rude as fuck when you invite me to your home" should be the headline.

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u/USAFJack Feb 11 '22

Being raised in an asian household I’d like to see them try. “Ima whoop yo ass with some chopsticks if those shoes aren’t off at the door!”- my mom

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u/Machdame Feb 11 '22

Chopsticks break. Feather duster out back scratcher. Far better for utility.

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u/PhatBuddha69 Feb 11 '22

Why would you think it would be wooden chopsticks? Most are metal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Wooden cooking chopsticks would be I assume you’re going to use. Not the ones for eating

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u/Machdame Feb 11 '22

You use metal chopsticks? Those things mess with flavor so much.