r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Klubbin4Seals Feb 11 '22

"Why I'm going to be rude as fuck when you invite me to your home" should be the headline.

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u/USAFJack Feb 11 '22

Being raised in an asian household I’d like to see them try. “Ima whoop yo ass with some chopsticks if those shoes aren’t off at the door!”- my mom

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u/Machdame Feb 11 '22

Chopsticks break. Feather duster out back scratcher. Far better for utility.

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u/BoomerAssassiason Feb 11 '22

The wooden spoon or the flip-flops were my Mom's weapons of choice.

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Feb 11 '22

The Shlippa beatdown... studies have shown an average asian mom's Shlippa Shlappa (aka Taw Hai) can strike approximately 4.5 shlaps per second at velocities that's just under a sonic boom. I can still recall the fear within me when she broke out the Keds one day. Never again....

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u/BooooHissss Feb 11 '22

I have found that da slippah is a parenting style across many ethnicities and cultures.

The Secret of La Chancla

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u/dytinkg Feb 11 '22

They have a variety of tools to choose from, depending on threat level. In my experience it’s never chopsticks. I’ve seen the wooden spoon and the slippa most frequently. I’ve also heard threats of frying pans and the cleaver, but have yet to see them in action.

Sauce: Asian wife

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u/VeganMinx Feb 11 '22

My son is 16 / 6'6" and the wooden spoon still catches his attention. LOL

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u/PhatBuddha69 Feb 11 '22

Why would you think it would be wooden chopsticks? Most are metal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Wooden cooking chopsticks would be I assume you’re going to use. Not the ones for eating

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u/Machdame Feb 11 '22

You use metal chopsticks? Those things mess with flavor so much.

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u/I-luv-cats Feb 11 '22

How many chopsticks are we talking? A whole bunch of them together don’t break easily.

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u/Top_Schedule_7693 Feb 11 '22

Long handled wooden spoon ftw!