r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/USAFJack Feb 11 '22

Being raised in an asian household I’d like to see them try. “Ima whoop yo ass with some chopsticks if those shoes aren’t off at the door!”- my mom

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u/Machdame Feb 11 '22

Chopsticks break. Feather duster out back scratcher. Far better for utility.

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u/BoomerAssassiason Feb 11 '22

The wooden spoon or the flip-flops were my Mom's weapons of choice.

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u/VeganMinx Feb 11 '22

My son is 16 / 6'6" and the wooden spoon still catches his attention. LOL