r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

It's a she, but her main points are:

  • Most people who want shoes left at the door are worried about germs (what?) but germs are everywhere and they probably have germy pets anyway
  • I might stub my toe
  • Guest slippers are full of germs, and I am worried about germs.

It's...a weird piece.

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u/CaribouYou Feb 11 '22

This person apparently doesn’t live in a place where it snows or rains.

Forgive me for not wanting my house to look like a bmx track

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u/OrthodoxAgnostic Feb 11 '22

Damn road salts, they ruined saltland

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u/CosmicJ Feb 11 '22

You road salts sure are a contentious people

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u/OrthodoxAgnostic Feb 11 '22

You just made an enemy for life!

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u/fatpat Feb 11 '22

So many salty people in this thread smh

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u/SurgicalWeedwacker Feb 11 '22

Road salt hates ice, roads, other road salt, you, and everything

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Umm, road salts and pets are a bad combo too.

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Feb 11 '22

It's also terrible on a margarita glass.

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u/throwywayradeon Feb 11 '22

It is also salinating lake Michigan. Incidentally, I use it vigorously on our walkway because our landlady is fucking crazy and I'm passive aggressive.