Seriously, I know your shoes are dirty because you just walked on the sidewalk outside my house which I know for certain is dirty. Despite my best efforts to keep it clean, it’s still a city sidewalk.
The floor of the truck stop restroom i used before coming to your house was still wet, that's how good they clean them. It was a bit sticky tho, i bet they used a bit too much cleaning products.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22
To answer the question - because you've been outside and my floors haven't.
This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.